The Christian O’Connell Show

TIMEWASTER: Lazy Movies

21 Oct 2019

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In honour of International Sloth Day we're doing 'Lazy Movies'!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack And Pats Go To The Radio Awards

21 Oct 2019

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SHOW HIGHLIGHT: Jack and Pats spent the weekend in Brisbane for the radio awards and we think they still might be hungover...See omnystudio.com/listen...

Who Put That Dullard Through?

17 Oct 2019

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One TV Neighbor really changed radio this morning.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jim's Spray Tanning

16 Oct 2019

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It was a prize bonanza this morning as Christian gave away $10,000 to one lucky listener and U2 tickets to two superfans.See omnystudio.com/listener f...

Timmins Family Reunion

16 Oct 2019

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A surprise call from a Neighbours star leads to a radio reunion!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sri Lankan Elvis

15 Oct 2019

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Christian asked the good people of Melbourne what they'd fallen into - and they had some absolutely ripper yarns.See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

Massage Koalas

13 Oct 2019

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If there's one thing you take from this episode, it's that every person in Melbourne has some sort of connection to Neighbours.See omnystudio.com/list...

The Handstand Wizard of Moorabbin

10 Oct 2019

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Christian hears the 'Secret Diary Of Pats' - and it's a bit more revealing than he hoped...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Seven Minutes In Heaven

10 Oct 2019

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There's a big development in the CASHAPULT and we learn that Pats is some kind of job-guessing-savant.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...

Liar Liar Blake On Fire

08 Oct 2019

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Christian is convinced there's a spy in the team, and he'll stop at nothing to expose him..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woman Eating Yawn

07 Oct 2019

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Christian and Jack are a bit nervous as they make their big 'CASHAPULT' pitch to the sales team during the show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...

I Just Don't Understand What You Were Thinking

06 Oct 2019

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It turns out Christian's bright idea to have a real-life coffin at his wife's birthday party hasn't gone down too well...See omnystudio.com/listener f...

Elvis, Who Done It?

04 Oct 2019

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Absolute scenes in the studio as Christian tries to track down the winner of a $4.2m home! #PickUpYourPhoneGlenSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

Chinese Man Never Lose Car

03 Oct 2019

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Christian loves his kids more than anything in the world - but he sure wouldn't mind for school holidays to be over. Also, the CASHAPULT is gathering ...

Squatting Like Gangsters

02 Oct 2019

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One of the team members tried to kill Christian...but who? And why?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sausages Vs Donuts

01 Oct 2019

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A debate for the ages..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pickett Rhymes With Ticket

30 Sep 2019

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Christian is putting everyone UNDER PRESSURE as 10 Weeks Of Tickets kicks off, and how did Stratos and Kieran go after the big game with their decked ...

Monday Is My Tennis Night

26 Sep 2019

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Stratos and Kieran have their cars, and they're hooning around Melbourne...with Crawf!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Love Does Crazy Things

25 Sep 2019

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Christian has to hold Stratos and Kieran back as they go head-to-head just hours out from getting there cars back!See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...

Shingles Boy...Out!

24 Sep 2019

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Christian is very worried because Producer Brad has shingles...and is in the studio!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Superfan Monday

23 Sep 2019

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Two footy superfans put it all on the line and we recap an incredible day at Christian's Gran Final!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...

Harry Potter's Pen Pal

20 Sep 2019

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A team member's left their phone in an Uber, will they be able to get it back? And Bob floors us with a beautiful surprise. Oh, and a little thing cal...

Bingo And The Turd

19 Sep 2019

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There's drama in the Gold 104.3 toilets, and Melbourne's roads are doing Christian's head in!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey Baby Girl!

18 Sep 2019

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It's chaos in the studio as Pats tries her hand at face-painting and makes a critical error at the worst possible time!See omnystudio.com/listener for...

They Will Either Love It Or Hate It

17 Sep 2019

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Gran Final preparations are ramping up and we find out the celebrities your parents had vendettas against!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...

Cecil Wants To Love Me

16 Sep 2019

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Christian is facing a backlash from every direction after banning his daughter from a movie, and taking her to a different (and arguably more controve...

Speedo Moustache

13 Sep 2019

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Christian's back from his man-flu induced break. The wait is over as Jack's band releases their debut single - will Christian ACTUALLY let him play it...

Pennywise Got My Glasses

10 Sep 2019

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Jack's new band is causing a bit of tension in the team and Five Topic Tuesday unearths some unforgettable stories about Usain Bolt and school plays.....

A Flatulent Man Who Knows How to Please a Woman'

09 Sep 2019

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Happy Birthday Shane Crawford.. we have a surprise for you..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chips and Nuts Flying Everywhere

06 Sep 2019

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Today's show is dedicated to Producer Brad's pup, Harvey - you'll be missed mate.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The G Spot Of The House

05 Sep 2019

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Jack's a bit gloomy, but Listener Chris is over the moon Christian gave him and his daughter to go and see Fleetwood Mac tickets last night!See omnyst...

Tenorosity and Baritoneness

04 Sep 2019

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The Gold studio turns into the Opera House today as two trained singers deliver some jaw-dropping performances.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

Long Line of Extra Holes

03 Sep 2019

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Things get lairy on Tuesday morning as we talk five-inch thumbs, extra holes and webbed feet!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Daughters Of Anarchy

02 Sep 2019

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Christian has come up with the ultimate dad power move, and Jack has put something very strange in the dishwasher...See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...

The Body Is A Tube

30 Aug 2019

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Everyone's losing their minds as 'Knockoff Friday' takes a bizarre turn and #RadioTradeWeek ramps upSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...

Can I Have a Shoe Horn?

29 Aug 2019

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Christian finds the cheapest dads in Melbourne and who knew the kids in this city had so many problems?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...

Look Away Son! Look Away Son!

28 Aug 2019

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Christian loses a team member at the start of the show, and a listener managed to carve out a brand new segment for himself!See omnystudio.com/listene...

The Audacious Bath

27 Aug 2019

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We never knew so many people in Melbourne just casually owned hearses...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When Man Peak

26 Aug 2019

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It's the moment you've all been waiting for...the winner of 'Who's Calling Christian?'. You might want to have a few tissues handy for this one...See ...

Who's Calling Christian?

23 Aug 2019

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The final day for calls on Who's Calling Christian was certifiably bonkers. What a way to finish, now it's time to vote!See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

Keep Tone Sweet

22 Aug 2019

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Everyone's Calling Christian! Jack Thompson, Simon Pegg, Tony Hadley and Bernard Fanning all dialled into the show on a frantic Thursday morning.See o...

Petros Can't Watch TV

21 Aug 2019

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Who's Calling Christian takes a backseat as the listeners WOW us with three unforgettable stories.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr Drain Man

20 Aug 2019

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It was a wonderfully weird day of Who's Calling Christian with Michael Winslow, Cory Feldman, stuntman Richard Norton and Benita Collings all calling ...

I'm Just Resetting Your Mum

19 Aug 2019

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Why does Christian's dad have a room for his mobile phone? And has Jack reached peak-hipster?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Michael Jagger

16 Aug 2019

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A historically terrible performance on Beat The Boss had Christian in stitches, and we hear from two living Aussie legends who called Christian.See om...

Tick-Tock Thor, Tick-Tock

15 Aug 2019

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Will John deliver on his promise to get Chris Hemsworth on the show? The clock is ticking...Plus, Bear Grylls and Olivia Newton-John call into the sho...

I Always Sing to Puppies, I Never Sing to Dogs

14 Aug 2019

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Who's Calling Christian Day Three: Two words. The. Hoff.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You Weren't In Turner And Hooch

13 Aug 2019

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Who's Calling Christian went beserk today with Shaun Micallef, Jim Beaver, Jeff Horn, James Sherry and a VERY special caller whose name rhymes with Sh...

F The System But Lift From The Knees

12 Aug 2019

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Who's Calling Christian launches today with FIVE calls from celebrities. Guy Pearce, Urzila Carlson, Richard Reid, Jeff Fenech and Peter Wright all di...

Apologies To The Ramone Family

09 Aug 2019

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What's In Bob's Head and Beat The Boss make their triumphant return...we'd love to finish this episode description but it's Knockoff Friday and we're ...

Hipster Wood

08 Aug 2019

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Christian's back after being out of action for the last couple days and he's making up for lost time! An amazing story of a listener whose brother was...

Whining Like a Buggered Diff

05 Aug 2019

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Christian rocked up to the Australian premiere of Once Upon A Time In Hollywood, only to find that no-one else was in costume. After royally stitching...

Relax the Fibres

02 Aug 2019

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It's a huge Friday show with the double debut of 'Where's Bob's Head At!' and 'Beat The Boss', so go pour yourself a cold one and enjoy the laughs.See...

I Won't Do Anything Weird With The Puppets

01 Aug 2019

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Christian gives away $20,000 and is slightly concerned after Jack has a bizarre request for the listeners...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...

Are The Kids OK?

31 Jul 2019

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Who's Calling Christian is off to a flyer when one of Jack's Top 5 calls up prematurely, plus a WOW story that took our breath away.See omnystudio.com...

If You Need Me, I'll Be In My Hammock

30 Jul 2019

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Christian unveils his Top 5 wish list for Who's Calling Christian, and his daughter's flip-flopped on her 'unAustralian' decision.See omnystudio.com/l...

I Set Fire To Lorraine

29 Jul 2019

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Today's a historic day in Australian radio as Christian officially announces the launch of 'Who's Calling Christian'.See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

Wake Up the Rods

26 Jul 2019

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Today we mourn the fictional characters we've lost over the years and then power into the weekend with Knockoff Friday! (Sorry we're a bit late gettin...

Four Legged Ducks

25 Jul 2019

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Christian's disastrous appearance on The Weakest Link has resurfaced, and why is Crawf naked in the carpark?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...

Barack O'Llama

23 Jul 2019

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Christian is determined to get to the bottom of the mystery of 'The Fitzroy Llama' and Melbourne reveals some harrowing stories about being injured by...

Regular Mammal Style

23 Jul 2019

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The hunt for Adam's missing wedding photos comes to a dramatic conclusion...and how did we get onto talking about otter mating rituals?See omnystudio....

Gateway Drug to the Keyboard

22 Jul 2019

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We start the hunt to reunite Listener Adam with his wedding photos and Christian is determined to have a xylophone solo on the showSee omnystudio.com/...

What are you doing these days? I'm actually an actor.

19 Jul 2019

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One moment can really make a day go down hill..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man Bun Of Cocaine

18 Jul 2019

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Christian is obsessed with the bloke who tried to smuggle cocaine into Spain under his toupee, and thing get off to a rocky start as he tries to find ...

Wheezy Man Kicked the Buckets

17 Jul 2019

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Today Christian was left speechless after a story about a near-death experience, and why is everyone in the studio getting emotional?See omnystudio.co...

Maybe Dom

16 Jul 2019

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So it turns out a lot of Christian's listeners have some VERY regrettable tattoos. Also, Melbourne tells us some of their wildest flight experiences!S...

Ping Pong-Un

15 Jul 2019

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We're back baby! Christian tells us about his trip back to the Motherland, Jack had some visa drama and why the hell are we ordering a batch of Gold-b...

There's Something About Mamma Ken

28 Jun 2019

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Christian is completely baffled over Bitcoin but thankfully the sweet taste of Friday is in the air...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...

The Amazing Matt-Raceeeee...AH!

27 Jun 2019

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Today is about one thing, and one thing only...The Amazing Matt-Race (AH!). Will it be the father and son duo Zak and Lawrence or the twins Kelley and...

The Carpenter Ghost

26 Jun 2019

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Christian has a surprise for an amazing Aussie kid, and stuff gets real as we look towards tomorrow's Amazing Matt-Race (Ah).See omnystudio.com/listen...

Blood, Etc

25 Jun 2019

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Christian meets a guy who used to blow up mountains as a kid and makes a final call on the two teams who'll compete in the Amazing Matt-Race (Ah).See ...

Button Boy

24 Jun 2019

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Christian learns a bit too much about Melbourne's DIY Doctors and talks to two new pairs of contenders for the Amazing Matt-Race (Ah).See omnystudio.c...

Good Luck Honey

20 Jun 2019

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Christian gives his thoughts on Toy Story 4 after last night's movie club, Pats has an explosive revelation about 'Cake Gate', and the Matt-Race kicks...

I'm Baby Spoon

19 Jun 2019

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Bizarre emergency calls, why Ronan Keating is the grim reaper and we learn a bit too much about Christian, Jack and Pats' sleeping habits.See omnystud...

News Maker vs Cake Maker

18 Jun 2019

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Christian has to try and calm Pats down as she deals with a cake-based fiasco, and he has a big update about the Mattress Race.See omnystudio.com/list...

Stewart (Dad) Jack (Son)

17 Jun 2019

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Christian faced the greatest challenge of all: getting a mattress up a flight of stairs. And it gave him a big idea...See omnystudio.com/listener for ...

The Case of the Tuxedo Cat

14 Jun 2019

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Christian is dealing with some gremlins while moving house, and we all learn what a 'Pet Detective' is.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...

Thank You Please

13 Jun 2019

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It's moving day for Christian, but before that he needs to stage an intervention for Jack...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Garyasic Park

12 Jun 2019

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Upon hearing the news that Garys could be extinct in a matter of decades, Christian sets himself the challenge of preserving The Great Race Of Garys.S...

Small Genitalia

11 Jun 2019

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Christian learns about the early lives of some of Melbourne's most beloved celebrities and OHGODWHATISJACKDOINGWITHTHATAXE?!See omnystudio.com/listene...

Nipple Level

07 Jun 2019

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Crawf is gutted that Christian un-invited him from tonight's first birthday celebration, and Christian gives $5000 to one of our favourite prize-winne...

Jack Ghost

06 Jun 2019

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Today is by far our spookiest show yet as Christian, Pats and all of you believers out there try to convince Jack 'The Sceptic' Post that ghosts are r...

Mute Mascot

05 Jun 2019

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G-g-g-ghoooosts?! Christian and Pats are enthralled by one of our listener's ghost stories - but Jack is less convinced. Also, Christian has an amazin...

Greasy Totem Pole

04 Jun 2019

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It's our first birthday! We're celebrating with a special edition of Five Topic Tuesday and committing to some new (radio) year resolutions!See omnyst...

Fluids Through The Post

03 Jun 2019

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How will Christian and Jack survive without Pats in the booth?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Otter Gigolo

31 May 2019

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Christian plays with fire with some musings about sick women and has some incredible music news for Aussies!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...

I Am From India

30 May 2019

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Christian wants to know what habits you still have from childhood and 'Back In My Day' makes a triumphant return.See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

Priest On Call

29 May 2019

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Christian wants to build a home for TV animals we used to love and can Jack make good on his promise and get the Essendon mascot to a young fan's hous...

I See Through The Speakers

28 May 2019

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Christian debriefs after a ripper night at last night's Movie Club screening of Rocketman, discovers some of Melbourne's best family mysteries and wor...

Who Is John Spurs?

27 May 2019

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Christian has some difficulty trying to um...'catch up'...with his wife, and is desperately trying to save his Evil Knievel poster. He also some touch...

Fake Eric

24 May 2019

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Christian is left speechless after Listener Rob tells his incredible story about why he was summoned to the Supreme Court at age nine. Plus. Crawf goe...

Devil Man Teaches Children

23 May 2019

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Two of the craziest stories you'll ever hear today, one about dacking Elton John and another about coming back from the dead!See omnystudio.com/listen...

Filthy Hippies, Goosebumps Wow

22 May 2019

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Christian's outraged at a lack of puppy politeness, grappling with his daughter's Mufti Day and tries to solve the mystery of the Otway Panther!See om...

Last Requests

21 May 2019

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Christian's had a Daddy Disaster, Game Of Thrones fans are revolting (no spoilers) and Melbourne reveal their parents' most creative and unusual punis...

The Love Trumpet

20 May 2019

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We've got all the most detailed election analysis...wait, no sorry. We've got no election analysis at all. Christian learns the struggles of ripping y...

Why Isn't Anyone Listening To The Kirk?!

17 May 2019

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Christian launches Power Ballad Fridays, Don't Judge Me But returns, and how did Jack not know that Harry Potter was a wizard?!See omnystudio.com/list...

Tell Him I Will Take His Mum

16 May 2019

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Power Ballad Fridays are about to be a thing! Also, a stunning isolated vocal and Christian launches a brand new segment for all you tardy folks out t...

Micky Mouse FM

15 May 2019

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It's all about the old and the young today: 20-year-old Christian will stop at nothing to end a dry spell, the world's oldest man dies and you reveal ...

O'Connell Gumtree Scandal

14 May 2019

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Serious injuries moving furniture, older brothers doing what older brothers do and what on earth is going on over at AFL HQ?See omnystudio.com/listene...

Fire Breathing Teenage Dragon

13 May 2019

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It's all about mums today! Mother's Day drama, TV mums and Christian's wife Sarah has an emergency crisis live on-air.See omnystudio.com/listener for ...