The Christian O’Connell Show

Hipster Wood

08 Aug 2019

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Christian's back after being out of action for the last couple days and he's making up for lost time! An amazing story of a listener whose brother was...

Whining Like a Buggered Diff

05 Aug 2019

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Christian rocked up to the Australian premiere of Once Upon A Time In Hollywood, only to find that no-one else was in costume. After royally stitching...

Relax the Fibres

02 Aug 2019

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It's a huge Friday show with the double debut of 'Where's Bob's Head At!' and 'Beat The Boss', so go pour yourself a cold one and enjoy the laughs.See...

I Won't Do Anything Weird With The Puppets

01 Aug 2019

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Christian gives away $20,000 and is slightly concerned after Jack has a bizarre request for the listeners...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...

Are The Kids OK?

31 Jul 2019

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Who's Calling Christian is off to a flyer when one of Jack's Top 5 calls up prematurely, plus a WOW story that took our breath away.See omnystudio.com...

If You Need Me, I'll Be In My Hammock

30 Jul 2019

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Christian unveils his Top 5 wish list for Who's Calling Christian, and his daughter's flip-flopped on her 'unAustralian' decision.See omnystudio.com/l...

I Set Fire To Lorraine

29 Jul 2019

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Today's a historic day in Australian radio as Christian officially announces the launch of 'Who's Calling Christian'.See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

Wake Up the Rods

26 Jul 2019

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Today we mourn the fictional characters we've lost over the years and then power into the weekend with Knockoff Friday! (Sorry we're a bit late gettin...

Four Legged Ducks

25 Jul 2019

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Christian's disastrous appearance on The Weakest Link has resurfaced, and why is Crawf naked in the carpark?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...

Barack O'Llama

23 Jul 2019

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Christian is determined to get to the bottom of the mystery of 'The Fitzroy Llama' and Melbourne reveals some harrowing stories about being injured by...

Regular Mammal Style

23 Jul 2019

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The hunt for Adam's missing wedding photos comes to a dramatic conclusion...and how did we get onto talking about otter mating rituals?See omnystudio....

Gateway Drug to the Keyboard

22 Jul 2019

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We start the hunt to reunite Listener Adam with his wedding photos and Christian is determined to have a xylophone solo on the showSee omnystudio.com/...

What are you doing these days? I'm actually an actor.

19 Jul 2019

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One moment can really make a day go down hill..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man Bun Of Cocaine

18 Jul 2019

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Christian is obsessed with the bloke who tried to smuggle cocaine into Spain under his toupee, and thing get off to a rocky start as he tries to find ...

Wheezy Man Kicked the Buckets

17 Jul 2019

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Today Christian was left speechless after a story about a near-death experience, and why is everyone in the studio getting emotional?See omnystudio.co...

Maybe Dom

16 Jul 2019

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So it turns out a lot of Christian's listeners have some VERY regrettable tattoos. Also, Melbourne tells us some of their wildest flight experiences!S...

Ping Pong-Un

15 Jul 2019

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We're back baby! Christian tells us about his trip back to the Motherland, Jack had some visa drama and why the hell are we ordering a batch of Gold-b...

There's Something About Mamma Ken

28 Jun 2019

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Christian is completely baffled over Bitcoin but thankfully the sweet taste of Friday is in the air...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...

The Amazing Matt-Raceeeee...AH!

27 Jun 2019

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Today is about one thing, and one thing only...The Amazing Matt-Race (AH!). Will it be the father and son duo Zak and Lawrence or the twins Kelley and...

The Carpenter Ghost

26 Jun 2019

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Christian has a surprise for an amazing Aussie kid, and stuff gets real as we look towards tomorrow's Amazing Matt-Race (Ah).See omnystudio.com/listen...

Blood, Etc

25 Jun 2019

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Christian meets a guy who used to blow up mountains as a kid and makes a final call on the two teams who'll compete in the Amazing Matt-Race (Ah).See ...

Button Boy

24 Jun 2019

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Christian learns a bit too much about Melbourne's DIY Doctors and talks to two new pairs of contenders for the Amazing Matt-Race (Ah).See omnystudio.c...

Good Luck Honey

20 Jun 2019

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Christian gives his thoughts on Toy Story 4 after last night's movie club, Pats has an explosive revelation about 'Cake Gate', and the Matt-Race kicks...

I'm Baby Spoon

19 Jun 2019

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Bizarre emergency calls, why Ronan Keating is the grim reaper and we learn a bit too much about Christian, Jack and Pats' sleeping habits.See omnystud...

News Maker vs Cake Maker

18 Jun 2019

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Christian has to try and calm Pats down as she deals with a cake-based fiasco, and he has a big update about the Mattress Race.See omnystudio.com/list...

Stewart (Dad) Jack (Son)

17 Jun 2019

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Christian faced the greatest challenge of all: getting a mattress up a flight of stairs. And it gave him a big idea...See omnystudio.com/listener for ...

The Case of the Tuxedo Cat

14 Jun 2019

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Christian is dealing with some gremlins while moving house, and we all learn what a 'Pet Detective' is.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...

Thank You Please

13 Jun 2019

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It's moving day for Christian, but before that he needs to stage an intervention for Jack...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Garyasic Park

12 Jun 2019

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Upon hearing the news that Garys could be extinct in a matter of decades, Christian sets himself the challenge of preserving The Great Race Of Garys.S...

Small Genitalia

11 Jun 2019

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Christian learns about the early lives of some of Melbourne's most beloved celebrities and OHGODWHATISJACKDOINGWITHTHATAXE?!See omnystudio.com/listene...

Nipple Level

07 Jun 2019

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Crawf is gutted that Christian un-invited him from tonight's first birthday celebration, and Christian gives $5000 to one of our favourite prize-winne...

Jack Ghost

06 Jun 2019

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Today is by far our spookiest show yet as Christian, Pats and all of you believers out there try to convince Jack 'The Sceptic' Post that ghosts are r...

Mute Mascot

05 Jun 2019

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G-g-g-ghoooosts?! Christian and Pats are enthralled by one of our listener's ghost stories - but Jack is less convinced. Also, Christian has an amazin...

Greasy Totem Pole

04 Jun 2019

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It's our first birthday! We're celebrating with a special edition of Five Topic Tuesday and committing to some new (radio) year resolutions!See omnyst...

Fluids Through The Post

03 Jun 2019

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How will Christian and Jack survive without Pats in the booth?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Otter Gigolo

31 May 2019

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Christian plays with fire with some musings about sick women and has some incredible music news for Aussies!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...

I Am From India

30 May 2019

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Christian wants to know what habits you still have from childhood and 'Back In My Day' makes a triumphant return.See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

Priest On Call

29 May 2019

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Christian wants to build a home for TV animals we used to love and can Jack make good on his promise and get the Essendon mascot to a young fan's hous...

I See Through The Speakers

28 May 2019

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Christian debriefs after a ripper night at last night's Movie Club screening of Rocketman, discovers some of Melbourne's best family mysteries and wor...

Who Is John Spurs?

27 May 2019

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Christian has some difficulty trying to um...'catch up'...with his wife, and is desperately trying to save his Evil Knievel poster. He also some touch...

Fake Eric

24 May 2019

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Christian is left speechless after Listener Rob tells his incredible story about why he was summoned to the Supreme Court at age nine. Plus. Crawf goe...

Devil Man Teaches Children

23 May 2019

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Two of the craziest stories you'll ever hear today, one about dacking Elton John and another about coming back from the dead!See omnystudio.com/listen...

Filthy Hippies, Goosebumps Wow

22 May 2019

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Christian's outraged at a lack of puppy politeness, grappling with his daughter's Mufti Day and tries to solve the mystery of the Otway Panther!See om...

Last Requests

21 May 2019

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Christian's had a Daddy Disaster, Game Of Thrones fans are revolting (no spoilers) and Melbourne reveal their parents' most creative and unusual punis...

The Love Trumpet

20 May 2019

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We've got all the most detailed election analysis...wait, no sorry. We've got no election analysis at all. Christian learns the struggles of ripping y...

Why Isn't Anyone Listening To The Kirk?!

17 May 2019

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Christian launches Power Ballad Fridays, Don't Judge Me But returns, and how did Jack not know that Harry Potter was a wizard?!See omnystudio.com/list...

Tell Him I Will Take His Mum

16 May 2019

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Power Ballad Fridays are about to be a thing! Also, a stunning isolated vocal and Christian launches a brand new segment for all you tardy folks out t...

Micky Mouse FM

15 May 2019

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It's all about the old and the young today: 20-year-old Christian will stop at nothing to end a dry spell, the world's oldest man dies and you reveal ...

O'Connell Gumtree Scandal

14 May 2019

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Serious injuries moving furniture, older brothers doing what older brothers do and what on earth is going on over at AFL HQ?See omnystudio.com/listene...

Fire Breathing Teenage Dragon

13 May 2019

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It's all about mums today! Mother's Day drama, TV mums and Christian's wife Sarah has an emergency crisis live on-air.See omnystudio.com/listener for ...

Silence! Or I Will Kill You

10 May 2019

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Christian goes head-to-head with Pats over the Royals Family, Melbourne's craziest teachers are revealed and Crawf comes on just hours after The Footy...

Parrot Armpits

09 May 2019

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Introducing...The Debbie O'Connell Show! Christian finds out what bizarre knick-knacks you've kept from high school woodwork classes and turns out peo...

Escalator to Heaven

08 May 2019

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Today on the show, Christian can't get over Egg Girl's spectacular failure, Uber drivers shamelessly namedrop their most famous riders, and listeners ...

Camilla's in the Mist

07 May 2019

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It's Royal Baby Day, which means only one thing - are they going to name him Trevor, or Alan? And Melburnians reveal the awkward moments they saw thei...

Michael Chewbacca

06 May 2019

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Christian's daughter saw mums behaving badly at the Billie Eilish concert, and he begins his search for Melbourne's gnarliest lawn after Crawf loses h...

Prescription Windscreen

03 May 2019

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Christian doesn't trust an elderly couple from Melbourne who "accidentally" signed for a package full of drugs, and one of our listeners loses their m...

Craigena and Waynette

02 May 2019

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Christian regrets asking about people's embarrassing injuries, and what happens when baby names go rogue!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor...

Bernie

01 May 2019

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On the show today: a family with 15 kids, a lubrication specialist and we've got a flight attendant with some VERY important boarding calls.See omnyst...

The Man Who Introduced Tea To Sri Lanka

30 Apr 2019

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Today's show features Nicholas Cage singing. You can thank us later.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Will It Fit In The Alcove?

29 Apr 2019

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Everything seems to be about size today..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Eyebrow Wigs

26 Apr 2019

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Christian feels he has been ripped off by his own daughter & Jack's had a fight over the dishwasher.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...

A Little Bit Of Shovel Work

24 Apr 2019

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The story of Pats' average (at best) Anzac biscuits.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ironically They Died

23 Apr 2019

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We are back after some holiday time and Christian has tales from another land.. called Queensland.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Budgie Cemetery

12 Apr 2019

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It's the last show before we go on a mini-break but don't stress, things got a little strange today..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati...

The Hope That Kills You

11 Apr 2019

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Christian wonders...what have you got your head stuck in? And Crawf spins some terrific yarns about the Blue Light Ball and Buddy Franklin.See omnystu...

I Used To Own a Death Star

10 Apr 2019

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Jack is going for his first ever ride in a convertible and Christian is doing his best to make him as nervous as humanly possible.See omnystudio.com/l...

Mr Simon

09 Apr 2019

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How did one of Christian's listeners get stuck in a charity clothes bin? And what went wrong when Christian met Aussie TV legend Shaun Micallef?See om...

Age Shaming

08 Apr 2019

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Is Christian having a mid-life crisis? And we find out all of the worst injuries your kids gave you (some of them are pretty full on!)See omnystudio.c...

Booby Jail

05 Apr 2019

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It's Christian's birthday (on Sunday). What surprises do the team have in store?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mangy Post

04 Apr 2019

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There were some misty eyes as Christian and the team recalled the movies that made them cry, and Jack misses out on the ride of a lifetime!See omnystu...

The Werribee Dog Mumbler

03 Apr 2019

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Christian catches up with the 4.5-million-dollar man Ryan, Pats reveals her superpower to the world and the at-work timewaster is one of the best ever...

Strong Boy

02 Apr 2019

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Christian has a $4.5 million dollar prize to give away - but it doesn't necessarily go as planned...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...

Amateur Matador

01 Apr 2019

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Christian is back from Tasmania and we are still recovering from just how many pairs of shoes also went on the trip..See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

Mum Won't Let Us Channel The Demons

29 Mar 2019

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Christian's about to head off to Tasmania on a holiday, and he's getting increasingly worried about leaving his kids with Jack...See omnystudio.com/li...

Illegal Hoon Gathering

28 Mar 2019

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Uh oh...Christian spilled his drink all over the faders (aka the radio machine) - will the show survive??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor...

Love Breeds Love

27 Mar 2019

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Introducing Christian's GOLDdigger radio dating service, the only dating service brave enough to ask the question 'what happens if you put two complet...

Don't Throw Me Under The Show

26 Mar 2019

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A listener with five goats and a 25-year-old whose Dad still won't let his girlfriend sleep in the house - Melbourne's got some eccentric characters!S...

Toe Jam

25 Mar 2019

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Christian learns about Port Adelaide FC's new dating app and wants to try his own and comedy freestyle-rapper Abandoman blows us all away.See omnystud...

Christian O'Connell's Full, Unedited Chat With Ricky Gervais

22 Mar 2019

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Ricky joined Christian for an unforgettable hour of radio, and we've got the full, unedited version just for you!See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

Me, Christian or Jack

21 Mar 2019

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It's Ricky Gervais Day! Ricky joins Christian for a sensational hour of radio and Pats has some news from the Bryan Adams concert...See omnystudio.com...

Postcard from The Rod Laver Arena

21 Mar 2019

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All the juicy goss from Pat's highly-anticipated interview with Bryan Adams, plus footy shaman Shane Crawford straps on his boots for his Christian O'...

Piggyback Mountain

20 Mar 2019

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Can Pats navigate her way through Christian's quiz to earn an interview with Bryan Adams? And who's the newest addition to the Christian O'Connell Bre...

Pervert Possums

19 Mar 2019

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Christian and Jack are back after taking yesterday off sick! Christian reveals one of the worst movies of all time, finds out that pretty much everyon...

Thank You

14 Mar 2019

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Just when you thought Melbourne couldn't give any more, Christian's amazing listeners dug deep again to finish off Listener Pat's incredible $10,000 d...

Patrick's Pay it Forward

14 Mar 2019

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A stranger walked into our office with an envelope full of $10,000. Here's the incredible story of 'Patrick's Pay It Forward'.See omnystudio.com/liste...

Melbourne's Number 1 Breakfast Show (between 9 and 10am)

12 Mar 2019

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Can Christian's incredible listeners get three-year-old Rheegan the $20'000 to get him a Smart Pup?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information...

Puppy Power

12 Mar 2019

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We're back after the long weekend and Christian's trying to sort out how to raise $20,000 to get a Smart Pup for Rheegan, a three-year-old living with...

Damp Dog Candle

08 Mar 2019

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Peter Logan goes Aeroschuting, listeners Trump-ify their names and Christian's wallet is lost and found!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...

Hector Time

07 Mar 2019

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Everyone is suddenly a bit more nervous after finding out that nobody knows CPR and listeners reveal their deepest, darkest secrets for 'Don't Judge M...

Hello Stranger

06 Mar 2019

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It's Pats' 20th wedding anniversary, but Christian got wayyyy more than he bargained for with his 'How Well Do You Know Your Husband' quiz.See omnystu...

We Were Told Premium Seating

05 Mar 2019

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Christian meets a woman photoshopping dogs into yoga positions, another lady terrorised by children while dressed as a hamburger and another one who w...

French For Something In French

04 Mar 2019

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Jack unveils his brand new 'Monday-themed' theme song, Christian digs up old horror stories from school panther and we announce our next movie club!Se...

Live The Show

28 Feb 2019

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It's the end of Feb Fast which can only mean one thing: Brendan The Beer Man is bringing in his first ever home brew to crack open. We also try to do ...

The Peter Logan Effect

27 Feb 2019

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It's fair to say Peter's had a transformational effect on us and our listeners - whether that be our attitude to life or simply taking the damn screen...

The Peter Logan Breakfast Show

27 Feb 2019

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The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show made way for The Peter Logan Breakfast Show this morning. Peter was diagnosed with bowel cancer in December 201...

Thank You For Coming

26 Feb 2019

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Does the Pope have a mobile? Are personalised number plates socially acceptable? And just who is...The Backflip Kid? All of these very important quest...

Don't Pee Your Pants In My Seat

25 Feb 2019

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Christian's got Oscars fever with Oscar-themed time-wasters and misheard lyrics. PLUS a huge announcement as Christian gets a new co-host for Wednesda...

Eminem On Ice

22 Feb 2019

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A bit of sport chat before the weekend: breakdancing could be at the 2024 Olympics, AFLX kicks off and Christian doesn't quite know how to feel about ...

78% Bogan

21 Feb 2019

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Christian's daughter walked in on him naked doing something ~very weird~ with a hairdryer and the poor thing might never be the same again. We also fi...

Search Continues

20 Feb 2019

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'Stormie The Singing Dog' comes into the studio to show off his pipes, we build a body with body part surnames and Boston's isolated vocals blew us aw...