The Christian O’Connell Show

TIMEWASTER: Hot Movies

21 Nov 2019

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It's going to hit 39 degrees in Melbourne today, so we're doing 'Hot Movies' for timewaster.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: The Forgotten Aussie Inventor

21 Nov 2019

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No topic is ever done, and we just had to come back to your 'Grandparent's Claim To Fame'!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: House Mullet

20 Nov 2019

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We break wood on the C-C-C-CASHAPULT! ...And Christian's got Hubba Bubba.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Are You Cursed?

20 Nov 2019

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Oh you thought you were unlucky? Wait till you hear some of these stories!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TIMEWASTER: Ruin A Disney Movie

20 Nov 2019

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With Disney+ launching in Australia this week, today's timewaster is 'ruin a Disney movie'.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Harry Houdini's Carpenter

19 Nov 2019

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Audition Template: 24 Mono tracks routed to a Stereo Master. 44.1k, 24 bit, Stereo Master.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TIMEWASTER: Melbourne Love Songs

19 Nov 2019

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Christian found out some interesting lovemaking statistics about Melbournians...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Grandparents Claim To Fame And Scar Wars

19 Nov 2019

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Five Topic Tuesday revealed some nasty injuries and fascinating familial links!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: I Didn't...And I Didn't

18 Nov 2019

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Christian's back from manning a party of 100 teenagers, did he survive?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TIMEWASTER: Teenage Movies

18 Nov 2019

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Christian's now officially a dad of two teenagers, pray for him!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Pats Has Her Christmas Tree Up Already

18 Nov 2019

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Pats and Chris have got their Christmas decorations up already - are they crazy?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Ooh...Poo!

15 Nov 2019

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There's nothing quite as brutal as the games you played as a kid at lunchtime...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TIMEWASTER: Make A Band Aussie

15 Nov 2019

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It's Oz Music T-Shirt Day so we're making bands Australian for today's timewaster.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Adults Who Still Drink Milk

15 Nov 2019

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Christian wondered if any fully grown adults still drink milk - turns out some do...and they drink a lot!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor...

FULL SHOW: Bone On Bone

14 Nov 2019

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Missing body parts, missing passports and Andy Lee!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TIMEWASTER: Doggie Dinners

14 Nov 2019

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Christian discovered a cookbook for dogs so for today's Timewaster we're cooking up some doggie dinners.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...

MINI: What Part Of Your Body Are You Missing?

14 Nov 2019

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Producer Brad claims to have no knee cartilage, so Christian wants to find out if anyone else is missing parts of their body...See omnystudio.com/list...

FULL SHOW: Leave The Backside Alone

13 Nov 2019

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Christian is back behind the mic, and boy oh boy does he have some stories for you!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Christian's Wife's Birthday Party Was Certifiably Bonkers

13 Nov 2019

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Sarah's big night was exactly that...a VERY big night.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: When Furniture Attacks!

12 Nov 2019

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Christian's been away after he did his back moving a couch - turns out a lot of you have also been ATTACKED BY FURNITURE!See omnystudio.com/listener f...

FULL SHOW: Some Old Guy

08 Nov 2019

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On our 300th episode we find out which celebrities have smashed into your car and give away two pairs of Alice Cooper tickets!See omnystudio.com/liste...

MINI: Celebrities You've Spotted In A Car

08 Nov 2019

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George Michael cutting you off on a motorway? Kevin Sheedy dinging your car? Turns out celebs in cars can be quite the controversial topic!See omnystu...

MINI: Who Have You Seen On Public Transport?

07 Nov 2019

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You might think celebrities make too much money to ever go on public transport - but not all of them are so snooty...See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

FULL SHOW: Doctor Zahi Hawass

07 Nov 2019

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Tightwad Thursday, Alice Cooper tickets and a huge update on Jack's tattoo - it's a massive show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TIMEWASTER: Party Movies

07 Nov 2019

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Christian's attempting to put on a massive party for his wife this weekend, so today's timewaster is 'Party Movies'.See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...

FULL SHOW: No-one Was Hurt In The Making Of This Story

05 Nov 2019

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Christian's feeling 'trepidatious'...but why?...And what does that even mean?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Lizzy's Tightened The Purse Strings And Prince Harry's Flying Premium Economy

05 Nov 2019

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Prince Harry's been spotted flying Premium Economy on a flight from Tokyo, which led to some awesome stories about celebrity-spotting while soaring th...

TIMEWASTER: Ancient Greek Movies

05 Nov 2019

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Get out your stone tablets because we're getting historical with today's timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Why Christian Is Bribing Jack Before His Wife's Party

04 Nov 2019

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There's no full show today because of the Melbourne Cup but we've got a highlight from yesterday to keep you sated: It's costume-gate! Jack's wife has...

FULL SHOW: Smelliest Sandwich In The World

04 Nov 2019

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We. Are. Back! Christian and Jack are back after a well-earned break - and boy oh boy do they have some stories for you.See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

MINI: A Ripper Round Of Monday Misheard Lyrics

04 Nov 2019

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"And she knows just what it takes to make a pub lunch":This has to have been one of the best round of Misheards in AGES - keep the submissions coming ...

TIMEWASTER: Horse Movies

04 Nov 2019

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It's the Melbourne Cup tomorrow, so today's AWTW is Horse Movies - can you beat 'Hoofloose'?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Christian Reflects On The Death Of Bowie

01 Nov 2019

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Christian finishes our wrap of the decade, as he reflects on the death of Bowie, bin Laden and return of Star Wars. We're back next week with the full...

MINI: How Prince's Death Defined The 2010s

31 Oct 2019

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The team continue to look back on the decade that was, today Pats reflects on the death of Prince, Julia Gillard's time as Prime Minister and the elec...

MINI: Jack's Heartfelt Look Back On The Biggest Moments Of This Decade

30 Oct 2019

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As the end of this decade draws near, Jack had a look back on what he saw as some of the most defining moments of the last ten years.See omnystudio.co...

Podcast Announcement: A Message From Melbourne Airport

28 Oct 2019

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Things are going to be a bit different this week, so Christian's got a message before he flies out from Melbourne Airport.See omnystudio.com/listener ...

MINI: Misheard Lyrics

28 Oct 2019

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They don't like it...soupy?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Song That Sums Up Your Weekend

28 Oct 2019

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Christian's offended that his mum's compared him to The Boss and Jack regrets going to another hipster event.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...

FULL SHOW: I Fear Static

24 Oct 2019

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Jack's come in looking a bit disheveled and Christian's wife has some fashion dramas...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Timewaster: Airport Bands

24 Oct 2019

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Today's timewaster is inspired by Melbourne's Tullamarine Airport's Boarding Pass Music Festival which will have pop-up sets from bands.See omnystudio...

FULL SHOW: Zen Under Duress

24 Oct 2019

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Christian's had a disastrous day at the golf course, and things weren't much better at home...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TIMEWASTER: Married Rock Songs

24 Oct 2019

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Give a rock song its nuptials!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Jack's Beach House Dilemma

24 Oct 2019

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Should Jack ask Andy Lee if he can take Luna to his beach house?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Trapped By Your Genitals

23 Oct 2019

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Christian's running late for work, will he make it on time? And Christian speaks to the owner of one of Melbourne's last remaining video shops...See o...

MINI: When Did The Fire Brigade Have To Rescue You?

23 Oct 2019

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You'll never think of fireies the same way after listening to this...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TIMEWASTER: Australian Animal Celebrities

23 Oct 2019

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It's Wombat Day today - so put a celebrity into an Australian animal.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Un-Kinky Hose

22 Oct 2019

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Christian is wowed by a Bunnings greeter's talents and buys a LOT of Hubba Bubba.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Team's To-Do Lists

22 Oct 2019

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Christian, Jack and Pats reveal this week's To-Do List and somehow get on to to the topic of the gendered division of labour...See omnystudio.com/list...

TIMEWASTER: Nut Movies

22 Oct 2019

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It's World Nut Day so to celebrate we're putting a nut in a movie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Over To You Big Boy

21 Oct 2019

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Jack and Pats are back from the radio awards...but why is Christian the one with a trophy?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TIMEWASTER: Lazy Movies

21 Oct 2019

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In honour of International Sloth Day we're doing 'Lazy Movies'!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack And Pats Go To The Radio Awards

21 Oct 2019

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SHOW HIGHLIGHT: Jack and Pats spent the weekend in Brisbane for the radio awards and we think they still might be hungover...See omnystudio.com/listen...

Who Put That Dullard Through?

17 Oct 2019

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One TV Neighbor really changed radio this morning.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jim's Spray Tanning

16 Oct 2019

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It was a prize bonanza this morning as Christian gave away $10,000 to one lucky listener and U2 tickets to two superfans.See omnystudio.com/listener f...

Timmins Family Reunion

16 Oct 2019

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A surprise call from a Neighbours star leads to a radio reunion!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sri Lankan Elvis

15 Oct 2019

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Christian asked the good people of Melbourne what they'd fallen into - and they had some absolutely ripper yarns.See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

Massage Koalas

13 Oct 2019

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If there's one thing you take from this episode, it's that every person in Melbourne has some sort of connection to Neighbours.See omnystudio.com/list...

The Handstand Wizard of Moorabbin

10 Oct 2019

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Christian hears the 'Secret Diary Of Pats' - and it's a bit more revealing than he hoped...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Seven Minutes In Heaven

10 Oct 2019

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There's a big development in the CASHAPULT and we learn that Pats is some kind of job-guessing-savant.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...

Liar Liar Blake On Fire

08 Oct 2019

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Christian is convinced there's a spy in the team, and he'll stop at nothing to expose him..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woman Eating Yawn

07 Oct 2019

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Christian and Jack are a bit nervous as they make their big 'CASHAPULT' pitch to the sales team during the show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...

I Just Don't Understand What You Were Thinking

06 Oct 2019

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It turns out Christian's bright idea to have a real-life coffin at his wife's birthday party hasn't gone down too well...See omnystudio.com/listener f...

Elvis, Who Done It?

04 Oct 2019

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Absolute scenes in the studio as Christian tries to track down the winner of a $4.2m home! #PickUpYourPhoneGlenSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

Chinese Man Never Lose Car

03 Oct 2019

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Christian loves his kids more than anything in the world - but he sure wouldn't mind for school holidays to be over. Also, the CASHAPULT is gathering ...

Squatting Like Gangsters

02 Oct 2019

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One of the team members tried to kill Christian...but who? And why?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sausages Vs Donuts

01 Oct 2019

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A debate for the ages..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pickett Rhymes With Ticket

30 Sep 2019

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Christian is putting everyone UNDER PRESSURE as 10 Weeks Of Tickets kicks off, and how did Stratos and Kieran go after the big game with their decked ...

Monday Is My Tennis Night

26 Sep 2019

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Stratos and Kieran have their cars, and they're hooning around Melbourne...with Crawf!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Love Does Crazy Things

25 Sep 2019

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Christian has to hold Stratos and Kieran back as they go head-to-head just hours out from getting there cars back!See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...

Shingles Boy...Out!

24 Sep 2019

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Christian is very worried because Producer Brad has shingles...and is in the studio!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Superfan Monday

23 Sep 2019

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Two footy superfans put it all on the line and we recap an incredible day at Christian's Gran Final!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...

Harry Potter's Pen Pal

20 Sep 2019

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A team member's left their phone in an Uber, will they be able to get it back? And Bob floors us with a beautiful surprise. Oh, and a little thing cal...

Bingo And The Turd

19 Sep 2019

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There's drama in the Gold 104.3 toilets, and Melbourne's roads are doing Christian's head in!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey Baby Girl!

18 Sep 2019

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It's chaos in the studio as Pats tries her hand at face-painting and makes a critical error at the worst possible time!See omnystudio.com/listener for...

They Will Either Love It Or Hate It

17 Sep 2019

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Gran Final preparations are ramping up and we find out the celebrities your parents had vendettas against!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...

Cecil Wants To Love Me

16 Sep 2019

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Christian is facing a backlash from every direction after banning his daughter from a movie, and taking her to a different (and arguably more controve...

Speedo Moustache

13 Sep 2019

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Christian's back from his man-flu induced break. The wait is over as Jack's band releases their debut single - will Christian ACTUALLY let him play it...

Pennywise Got My Glasses

10 Sep 2019

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Jack's new band is causing a bit of tension in the team and Five Topic Tuesday unearths some unforgettable stories about Usain Bolt and school plays.....

A Flatulent Man Who Knows How to Please a Woman'

09 Sep 2019

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Happy Birthday Shane Crawford.. we have a surprise for you..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chips and Nuts Flying Everywhere

06 Sep 2019

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Today's show is dedicated to Producer Brad's pup, Harvey - you'll be missed mate.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The G Spot Of The House

05 Sep 2019

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Jack's a bit gloomy, but Listener Chris is over the moon Christian gave him and his daughter to go and see Fleetwood Mac tickets last night!See omnyst...

Tenorosity and Baritoneness

04 Sep 2019

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The Gold studio turns into the Opera House today as two trained singers deliver some jaw-dropping performances.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

Long Line of Extra Holes

03 Sep 2019

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Things get lairy on Tuesday morning as we talk five-inch thumbs, extra holes and webbed feet!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Daughters Of Anarchy

02 Sep 2019

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Christian has come up with the ultimate dad power move, and Jack has put something very strange in the dishwasher...See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...

The Body Is A Tube

30 Aug 2019

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Everyone's losing their minds as 'Knockoff Friday' takes a bizarre turn and #RadioTradeWeek ramps upSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...

Can I Have a Shoe Horn?

29 Aug 2019

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Christian finds the cheapest dads in Melbourne and who knew the kids in this city had so many problems?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...

Look Away Son! Look Away Son!

28 Aug 2019

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Christian loses a team member at the start of the show, and a listener managed to carve out a brand new segment for himself!See omnystudio.com/listene...

The Audacious Bath

27 Aug 2019

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We never knew so many people in Melbourne just casually owned hearses...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When Man Peak

26 Aug 2019

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It's the moment you've all been waiting for...the winner of 'Who's Calling Christian?'. You might want to have a few tissues handy for this one...See ...

Who's Calling Christian?

23 Aug 2019

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The final day for calls on Who's Calling Christian was certifiably bonkers. What a way to finish, now it's time to vote!See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

Keep Tone Sweet

22 Aug 2019

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Everyone's Calling Christian! Jack Thompson, Simon Pegg, Tony Hadley and Bernard Fanning all dialled into the show on a frantic Thursday morning.See o...

Petros Can't Watch TV

21 Aug 2019

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Who's Calling Christian takes a backseat as the listeners WOW us with three unforgettable stories.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr Drain Man

20 Aug 2019

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It was a wonderfully weird day of Who's Calling Christian with Michael Winslow, Cory Feldman, stuntman Richard Norton and Benita Collings all calling ...

I'm Just Resetting Your Mum

19 Aug 2019

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Why does Christian's dad have a room for his mobile phone? And has Jack reached peak-hipster?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Michael Jagger

16 Aug 2019

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A historically terrible performance on Beat The Boss had Christian in stitches, and we hear from two living Aussie legends who called Christian.See om...

Tick-Tock Thor, Tick-Tock

15 Aug 2019

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Will John deliver on his promise to get Chris Hemsworth on the show? The clock is ticking...Plus, Bear Grylls and Olivia Newton-John call into the sho...

I Always Sing to Puppies, I Never Sing to Dogs

14 Aug 2019

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Who's Calling Christian Day Three: Two words. The. Hoff.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You Weren't In Turner And Hooch

13 Aug 2019

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Who's Calling Christian went beserk today with Shaun Micallef, Jim Beaver, Jeff Horn, James Sherry and a VERY special caller whose name rhymes with Sh...

F The System But Lift From The Knees

12 Aug 2019

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Who's Calling Christian launches today with FIVE calls from celebrities. Guy Pearce, Urzila Carlson, Richard Reid, Jeff Fenech and Peter Wright all di...

Apologies To The Ramone Family

09 Aug 2019

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What's In Bob's Head and Beat The Boss make their triumphant return...we'd love to finish this episode description but it's Knockoff Friday and we're ...