The Christian O’Connell Show
Episodes
FULL SHOW: Ooga Booga Nights
30 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today's At Work Timewaster was a doozy! Plus there's an important Beer update in the pipeline. AND, did we finally find a decent coincidence?See omnys...
MINI: Time for a Beer Update
30 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We're zooming full speed to the release of our Bushfire Relief Beer, Heroes Gold... So what's the latest update?See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...
MINI: That's a mighty fine coincidence!
30 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
They've searched high, they've searched low...Has Christian's search for a coincidence come to an end?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...
FULL SHOW: Murphy the Huge Male
29 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Christian has laid down the gauntlet and wants to find the best listener coincidences! So far it's been a bit of a mixed bag, plus the team share thei...
FULL SHOW: Basic White Dad
28 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
After the long weekend we're onto 5 Topic Tuesday! We had an amazing call from Helen who met a well known Aussie band before they made it big!See omny...
FULL SHOW: Bruce: The Quiet Rapper
24 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The amazing jingles are coming in fast! Including a rap from the aforementioned Bruce. Some debuts on the show, Confessions and Two Thumbs Up! Plus Fr...
MINI: Two Thumbs Up
23 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Christian and Co have recommendations to dish out, but will they get the two thumbs up?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Every A-Side needs a strong B-Side
23 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Sad news in the world of comedy with the passing of Terry Jones, we celebrate him and the other comedians worthy of "Mount Rushmore"See omnystudio.com...
MINI: Work Perks
23 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
After hearing from a former KFC employee about her take home buckets of chicken, Christian wanted to know what work perks you've scored...See omnystud...
MINI: Beer Jingles
23 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The journey continues, today, we start searching for a jingle for "Heroes Gold" our bushfire relief beerSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...
FULL SHOW: Nun's Basic Instinct
22 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
A few more awkward teacher encounters, Patsy is a secret slob, her husband almost died at disneyland, and the making of our Bushfire Appeal beer conti...
MINI: The Midweek Score
22 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's the middle of the week and Christian wants to tally up how everyone on the team has coped so far...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...
MINI: We have a name! (For Beer)
22 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Christian and co have completed the next step in the quest for a Bushfire Appeal Beer... a name!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: The Name's Martini, David Martini
21 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Some absolute gems in today's 5 topic tuesday. Plus is there drama over the royal drama? And the seach continues for the perfect beer name!See omnystu...
MINI: Search for a (beer) name
20 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Christian is putting together a beer to raise money for bushfire relief. But first, they need a name... What are the contenders?See omnystudio.com/lis...
MINI: Five Topic Tuesday
20 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Why have one phone topic, when you could have five... AT ONCE!Featuring such gems as where did you see your teacher? Is your last name a drink? Do you...
FULL SHOW: Phoenix Phoenix Phoenix
20 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Back for 2020! Misheard lyrics and a show beer! What's it all about?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Australia's Bushfires: The Incredible Stories From The Front Line & Beyond
06 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Australia is being ravaged by bush fires and we wanted to do whatever we could to help.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
No Country For 3 Wise Men
06 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
THANK YOU for listening in 2019. We will back January 20th!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
MINI: The Best Callers Of 2019
06 Dec 2019
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Thank you to everyone who called us, you make this show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
MINI - Jack Sings His Version Of 12 Days Of Christmas
06 Dec 2019
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A new smash hit?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: The Inaugural Annual Sausage Party
04 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's our second last show of the year, and the studio smells of sausage...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
MINI: Three Challengers Vie For Sausage Supremacy
04 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's the Sausage Party that stopped the city. Who will take out the title?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
TIMEWASTER: Sausage Movies
04 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
In honour of Christian's Inaugural Annual Sausage Party, today's timewaster is Sausage Movies!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Don't Say I'm Crazy
03 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
One of the team is running VERY late and there's been a development in the Sausage Party...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
MINI: What Made You Feel Old?
03 Dec 2019
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It's been 25 years since the Sony Playstation came out - feel old yet?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
TIMEWASTER: Ancient Egyptian Movies
03 Dec 2019
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Think like an Egyptian!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Very Well Behaved Spaniels
03 Dec 2019
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Chaos in the studio today after a rival station hacked our phones...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
MINI: Five Topic Tuesday (Christmas Edition)
03 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
For our last Five Topic Tuesday of the year we're doing a special Christmas edition!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Nail in the Coffin of Childhood
02 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Christian knows something his wife doesn't know he knows...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
MINI: Misheard Lyrics (Christmas Edition)
02 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ho! Ho! Ho! A very special edition of Misheard Lyrics in our last week of the show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
TIMEWASTER: Computer Movies
02 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's Cyber Monday, so today's timewaster is computer movies!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Left My Wife For A Mer-Lady
29 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Christian took his daughters to see Frozen 2, but he might have liked it a little bit more than they did...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...
TIMEWASTER: Cat Celebrities
29 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The team start their quest for the purr-fect timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
MINI: Caller Of The Week
29 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
What a ripper week of calls, so to celebrate we gave our favourite $500 !See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Cartlidge Between The Bones
28 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Christian's off to the set of Neighbours for his big debut, and he's getting a bit nervous...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
MINI: The Team Try To Name A Dog
28 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Listener Steve surprised his family with a new dog, and he left naming the pup in the capable hands of The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show. Will he...
TIMEWASTER: Cow Songs
28 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A lot of a-m-oo-sing efforts in here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Three New Mums
27 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Sausage Off! The Werribee Love God has been busted knocking down seven sausages at Bunnings, but one listener thinks that's child play...See omnystudi...
TIMEWASTER: Roman Movies
27 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Wednesday's history day so today's Timewaster is 'Roman Movies'!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
MINI: What Was Banned At Your School?
27 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Pats' daughter's school's banned candy canes but it turns out that's not the most ridiculous bans in Melbourne!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...
FULL SHOW: Archie The Dog Boy
26 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Christian's gone mad with Christmas cards again, and Jack's giddy after a surprise from one of his heroes!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...
MINI: Roadtrip Games
26 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Smart phones killed the roadtrip games star! What are some classic roadtrip games?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
MINI: Five Topic Tuesday
26 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
An extra-long Five Topic Tuesday today as we talk about mum meltdowns, spying, angry celebrities, dad's claim to fame and sickies.See omnystudio.com/l...
FULL SHOW: Thank You Fish Boy
25 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Today we had a Monday Misheards for the ages, and Christian asks Melbourne 'What's in your boot?'See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
TIMEWASTER: Nutty Bands
25 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
In honour of Cashew Days, we're doing Nutty Bands for today's timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
MINI: Song That Sums Up Your Weekend
25 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Christian's had a rollercoaster weekend - why has he picked a Billy Ray Cyrus classic?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Don't Growl At The Bad Man
22 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Christmas card chaos, cashapult and some incredible news about yesterday's show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
MINI: Were You The Favourite Child?
22 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
One airline has started asking parents who their favourite child is as a password security question...so who's yours?See omnystudio.com/listener for p...
FULL SHOW: Armageddon In The Fridge
21 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A really special show today as Melbourne gives generously to make a little boys dream come true.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
TIMEWASTER: Hot Movies
21 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's going to hit 39 degrees in Melbourne today, so we're doing 'Hot Movies' for timewaster.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
MINI: The Forgotten Aussie Inventor
21 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
No topic is ever done, and we just had to come back to your 'Grandparent's Claim To Fame'!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: House Mullet
20 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We break wood on the C-C-C-CASHAPULT! ...And Christian's got Hubba Bubba.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
MINI: Are You Cursed?
20 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Oh you thought you were unlucky? Wait till you hear some of these stories!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
TIMEWASTER: Ruin A Disney Movie
20 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
With Disney+ launching in Australia this week, today's timewaster is 'ruin a Disney movie'.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Harry Houdini's Carpenter
19 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Audition Template: 24 Mono tracks routed to a Stereo Master. 44.1k, 24 bit, Stereo Master.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
TIMEWASTER: Melbourne Love Songs
19 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Christian found out some interesting lovemaking statistics about Melbournians...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
MINI: Grandparents Claim To Fame And Scar Wars
19 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Five Topic Tuesday revealed some nasty injuries and fascinating familial links!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: I Didn't...And I Didn't
18 Nov 2019
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Christian's back from manning a party of 100 teenagers, did he survive?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
TIMEWASTER: Teenage Movies
18 Nov 2019
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Christian's now officially a dad of two teenagers, pray for him!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
MINI: Pats Has Her Christmas Tree Up Already
18 Nov 2019
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Pats and Chris have got their Christmas decorations up already - are they crazy?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Ooh...Poo!
15 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
There's nothing quite as brutal as the games you played as a kid at lunchtime...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
TIMEWASTER: Make A Band Aussie
15 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's Oz Music T-Shirt Day so we're making bands Australian for today's timewaster.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
MINI: Adults Who Still Drink Milk
15 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Christian wondered if any fully grown adults still drink milk - turns out some do...and they drink a lot!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor...
FULL SHOW: Bone On Bone
14 Nov 2019
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Missing body parts, missing passports and Andy Lee!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
TIMEWASTER: Doggie Dinners
14 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Christian discovered a cookbook for dogs so for today's Timewaster we're cooking up some doggie dinners.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...
MINI: What Part Of Your Body Are You Missing?
14 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Producer Brad claims to have no knee cartilage, so Christian wants to find out if anyone else is missing parts of their body...See omnystudio.com/list...
FULL SHOW: Leave The Backside Alone
13 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Christian is back behind the mic, and boy oh boy does he have some stories for you!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
MINI: Christian's Wife's Birthday Party Was Certifiably Bonkers
13 Nov 2019
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Sarah's big night was exactly that...a VERY big night.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
MINI: When Furniture Attacks!
12 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Christian's been away after he did his back moving a couch - turns out a lot of you have also been ATTACKED BY FURNITURE!See omnystudio.com/listener f...
FULL SHOW: Some Old Guy
08 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On our 300th episode we find out which celebrities have smashed into your car and give away two pairs of Alice Cooper tickets!See omnystudio.com/liste...
MINI: Celebrities You've Spotted In A Car
08 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
George Michael cutting you off on a motorway? Kevin Sheedy dinging your car? Turns out celebs in cars can be quite the controversial topic!See omnystu...
MINI: Who Have You Seen On Public Transport?
07 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
You might think celebrities make too much money to ever go on public transport - but not all of them are so snooty...See omnystudio.com/listener for p...
FULL SHOW: Doctor Zahi Hawass
07 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Tightwad Thursday, Alice Cooper tickets and a huge update on Jack's tattoo - it's a massive show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
TIMEWASTER: Party Movies
07 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Christian's attempting to put on a massive party for his wife this weekend, so today's timewaster is 'Party Movies'.See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...
FULL SHOW: No-one Was Hurt In The Making Of This Story
05 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Christian's feeling 'trepidatious'...but why?...And what does that even mean?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
MINI: Lizzy's Tightened The Purse Strings And Prince Harry's Flying Premium Economy
05 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Prince Harry's been spotted flying Premium Economy on a flight from Tokyo, which led to some awesome stories about celebrity-spotting while soaring th...
TIMEWASTER: Ancient Greek Movies
05 Nov 2019
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Get out your stone tablets because we're getting historical with today's timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
MINI: Why Christian Is Bribing Jack Before His Wife's Party
04 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
There's no full show today because of the Melbourne Cup but we've got a highlight from yesterday to keep you sated: It's costume-gate! Jack's wife has...
FULL SHOW: Smelliest Sandwich In The World
04 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We. Are. Back! Christian and Jack are back after a well-earned break - and boy oh boy do they have some stories for you.See omnystudio.com/listener fo...
MINI: A Ripper Round Of Monday Misheard Lyrics
04 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"And she knows just what it takes to make a pub lunch":This has to have been one of the best round of Misheards in AGES - keep the submissions coming ...
TIMEWASTER: Horse Movies
04 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's the Melbourne Cup tomorrow, so today's AWTW is Horse Movies - can you beat 'Hoofloose'?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
MINI: Christian Reflects On The Death Of Bowie
01 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Christian finishes our wrap of the decade, as he reflects on the death of Bowie, bin Laden and return of Star Wars. We're back next week with the full...
MINI: How Prince's Death Defined The 2010s
31 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The team continue to look back on the decade that was, today Pats reflects on the death of Prince, Julia Gillard's time as Prime Minister and the elec...
MINI: Jack's Heartfelt Look Back On The Biggest Moments Of This Decade
30 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
As the end of this decade draws near, Jack had a look back on what he saw as some of the most defining moments of the last ten years.See omnystudio.co...
Podcast Announcement: A Message From Melbourne Airport
28 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Things are going to be a bit different this week, so Christian's got a message before he flies out from Melbourne Airport.See omnystudio.com/listener ...
MINI: Misheard Lyrics
28 Oct 2019
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They don't like it...soupy?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
MINI: Song That Sums Up Your Weekend
28 Oct 2019
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Christian's offended that his mum's compared him to The Boss and Jack regrets going to another hipster event.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...
FULL SHOW: I Fear Static
24 Oct 2019
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Jack's come in looking a bit disheveled and Christian's wife has some fashion dramas...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Timewaster: Airport Bands
24 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Today's timewaster is inspired by Melbourne's Tullamarine Airport's Boarding Pass Music Festival which will have pop-up sets from bands.See omnystudio...
FULL SHOW: Zen Under Duress
24 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Christian's had a disastrous day at the golf course, and things weren't much better at home...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
TIMEWASTER: Married Rock Songs
24 Oct 2019
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Give a rock song its nuptials!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
MINI: Jack's Beach House Dilemma
24 Oct 2019
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Should Jack ask Andy Lee if he can take Luna to his beach house?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Trapped By Your Genitals
23 Oct 2019
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Christian's running late for work, will he make it on time? And Christian speaks to the owner of one of Melbourne's last remaining video shops...See o...
MINI: When Did The Fire Brigade Have To Rescue You?
23 Oct 2019
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You'll never think of fireies the same way after listening to this...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
TIMEWASTER: Australian Animal Celebrities
23 Oct 2019
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It's Wombat Day today - so put a celebrity into an Australian animal.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Un-Kinky Hose
22 Oct 2019
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Christian is wowed by a Bunnings greeter's talents and buys a LOT of Hubba Bubba.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Team's To-Do Lists
22 Oct 2019
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Christian, Jack and Pats reveal this week's To-Do List and somehow get on to to the topic of the gendered division of labour...See omnystudio.com/list...
TIMEWASTER: Nut Movies
22 Oct 2019
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It's World Nut Day so to celebrate we're putting a nut in a movie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Over To You Big Boy
21 Oct 2019
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Jack and Pats are back from the radio awards...but why is Christian the one with a trophy?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.