The Christian O’Connell Show

FULL SHOW: Mummy, What's A Drug Den

03 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Another Tuesday, another 5 topics on the air at once, like an audible multi-ball! Plus the first day of kindness is in! How have the team performed at...

MINI: Acts of Kindness

03 Mar 2020

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Christian has put the challenge out! A weeks worth of random acts of kindness... And apparently, it's harder than it looks!See omnystudio.com/listener...

FULL SHOW: Queenie, I'd Give That 5 Minutes

02 Mar 2020

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We've got your misheard lyrics! Songs from the weekend, plus a hilarious plan to use a dog's "power" to make some extra cash.See omnystudio.com/listen...

MINI: What Did you learn?

02 Mar 2020

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Christian had a Boys' weekend and ended up learning some very interesting facts. So he put it out to everyone, what did you learn over the weekend?See...

FULL SHOW: Get Your Bunions Out, Kids!

28 Feb 2020

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Knock off Friday, Encyclopedia Bingo, Door to Door Salesmen and lots more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Russell Brand Interview

28 Feb 2020

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Christian and Russell explore some of the changes Russell has made in his life over the last few years, what his new show is about, and some of the st...

FULL SHOW: Tugging the Beats

27 Feb 2020

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What a show! Christian's been on the search for some encyclopedias to make him took smarter, and it's finally happening! All he had to do was arrange ...

MINI: Hypnotherapy

27 Feb 2020

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Jack got hypnotised, but how effective was it?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Slapstick Comedy With A Comedic Bent

26 Feb 2020

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Put simply, today was a day of fantastic calls. After the most unlikely goldmine that was "what have you seen on a roof" we were off and running!See o...

MINI: Life as Film

26 Feb 2020

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We've all wished that our life was like a movie, here are some people who have come as close as you can come to living out that fantasySee omnystudio....

FULL SHOW: Local Franchise Royal Family

25 Feb 2020

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Tensions were high today. The point of contention? Birthday Cards. Plus 5 topic Tuesday, the meat-free meat pie, Accountancy Songs, and much more!See ...

MINI: 5 Topic Tuesday

25 Feb 2020

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This is it, the Tuesday challenge. 5 topics at once! How many of you will get involved this week?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Monkey Police

24 Feb 2020

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Some interesting news ahead of Trumps trip to India, plus the team dishes on their weekends, and Christian learns all about deportmentSee omnystudio.c...

MINI: Songs for the Weekend

24 Feb 2020

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The team go through their weekends using the power of SONG! But Christian had a particularly contentious weekendSee omnystudio.com/listener for privac...

FULL SHOW: The Talented Mr Astley

21 Feb 2020

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We had some amazing swap offers today for some front row Elton John tickets, plus Rick Astley was in to sing!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...

MINI: Rick Astley

21 Feb 2020

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The infamous Rick Astley was in ahead of his Melbourne Day in the Green performance and Christian had a very special challenge for him!See omnystudio....

FULL SHOW: Two Star Crossed Mullets

20 Feb 2020

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Jack's fraud case continues! Christian finally gets an answer to the question that's been plaguing him all week, and the team shares their good deeds!...

MINI: Under the Bed

20 Feb 2020

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Christian just couldn't let it rest. For three days he's wanted to find out what's under your beds. And he's finally got an answer!See omnystudio.com/...

FULL SHOW: Versace in the overhead locker

19 Feb 2020

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Big show! Christian had a situation he desperately needed crowd-sourced with the listeners, Jack has been having a not-so-good week, and what's still ...

MINI: Mid-Week Score

18 Feb 2020

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It's time to tally up the week and find out whether the team is winning or losing this week... It doesn't look good!See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...

FULL SHOW: Traces Of Shaka Zulu

18 Feb 2020

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Big day of calls with 5 Topic Tuesday, plus we celebrate your Holden Stories!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Heroes Gold Race Car

18 Feb 2020

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Onto the next phase of Heroes Gold, our bushfire appeals beer. Christian's searching for ways to get word out and has had a very generous offer come i...

FULLL SHOW: George, The Serial Killer. Line 1

17 Feb 2020

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Did we have a serial killer on the show... Probably not, but I bet you want to know the context of that call! Plus Christian got into a wine-related f...

MINI: God Save the Queen

17 Feb 2020

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Does australia need a new anthem? There are some weird national anthems out there!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Easy To Wash Mermaid’s Tail

14 Feb 2020

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Friday's on my mind! The guys give their two thumbs up recommendations, voting on the Heroes Gold B-side Jingle finishes, and we finish the week with ...

MINI: B-Sides Final!

14 Feb 2020

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We've got the A-side jingle for our Bushfire Appeal Beer, Heroes Gold. Now we decide on the B-side!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information...

FULL SHOW: Don't fiddle with your cord

13 Feb 2020

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Battle of the B-Sides continues, Auditions for the next stage in our bushfire beer, and a very risque time wasterSee omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

MINI: Heroes Gold Auditions

13 Feb 2020

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We've got the beer, we've got the jingle, now we need a TV Commercial. And we were looking for just the right voice to help us outSee omnystudio.com/l...

FULL SHOW: Consenual Sleeper

12 Feb 2020

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Today, Jack explored his sleeping habits, Christian confessed to an almost-crime, we had a battle for the B-sides, and we found out what was still tre...

MINI: Battle of the B-sides - Round 1

12 Feb 2020

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We've found the jingle for Heroes Gold, our bushfire appeal beer. Now we want to ultimate B-side. Round one was Sam and Andy Vs. ValSee omnystudio.com...

FULL SHOW: Fridge Pixies

11 Feb 2020

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Another big Tuesday! 5 Topic Tuesday, the worst movies ever! And Jack finally throws his hat into the ring and debuts his Heroes Gold Jingle!See omnys...

MINI: 5 Topic Tuesday

11 Feb 2020

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Christian loves a challenge, which is why 5 Topic Tuesday exists. The challenge to take calls on 5 topics at once! Today was no different, with trappe...

FULL SHOW: Mama Makes A Poultice

10 Feb 2020

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Some hilarious moments on the show! Patsy has a huge problem, Jack has an apology, and Christian isn't allowed to answer the doorSee omnystudio.com/li...

MINI: Misheard Lyrics

10 Feb 2020

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Every Monday we listen to your misheard lyrics. Are you crazy, or are they really talking about cheese in O Fortuna?See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...

MINI: Battle of the B-Sides

10 Feb 2020

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We're on the search for the ultimate B-sides for our Bushfire Appeal Beer, Heroes Gold. We had some gems sent in over the weekendSee omnystudio.com/li...

FULL SHOW: Shut Up & Rub

07 Feb 2020

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Friday Hijinks... It is the end of the week, after all. Two thumbs up from everyone on the team! An extra spicy anonymous confessions, plus heaps more...

FULL SHOW: Hiding In The Boss

06 Feb 2020

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After a very odd chat with his daughters, Christian wanted to know what you believed as a child, plus this week's Mount Rushmore, and more!See omnystu...

MINI: Mount Rushmore

06 Feb 2020

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Every week, Christian and Co put together their Mount Rushmore, the ultimate top 4, of a thing. This week, biscuits!See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...

FULL SHOW: Beery Loompas

05 Feb 2020

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Great news on the Bushfire Beer front! Plus Christian's new obsession, and all your wednesday favouritesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...

MINI: Mixed Businesses

05 Feb 2020

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Christian has found a new obsessionSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Smarter than google

05 Feb 2020

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Every week, Christian has a question that he wants you to answer... WITHOUT GOOGLE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: A Briefcase Has A Handle

04 Feb 2020

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There was a very important debate on today's show. Plus 5 Topic Tuesday! More jingles! and what ever happened to team bonding?See omnystudio.com/liste...

MINI: Beer Debate!

04 Feb 2020

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With Pre-orders open for our bushfire relief beer, Heroes Gold, Christian opened up the phone lines to solve a complicated and contentious issue... Is...

MINI: 5 Topic Tuesday

04 Feb 2020

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Every Tuesday Christian throws down the gauntlet by getting callers to respond to 5 topics at once... Today inspired some very interesting callsSee om...

FULL SHOW: Peroni Man

03 Feb 2020

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Back for the week with some excellent news about our Bushfire Relief beer! An excellent At Work Time Waster! a startling confession from Christian, an...

MINI: Timewasters. Beer Edition!

03 Feb 2020

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Today's the day you can start pre-ordering Heroes Gold, our bushfire relief beer. And to celebrate we've got a very boozy timewasterSee omnystudio.com...

MINI: Songs for the Weekend

03 Feb 2020

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What song sums up the weekend best? Christian and Co. shareSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Utterly Pitiful Sight

31 Jan 2020

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One final amazing coincidence for the week! Who on the show is a secret influencer? Plus your secret confessions!See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

MINI: Patsy's Review

31 Jan 2020

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Christian found out that Patsy likes to leave online reviews... And boy, are they something!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Two Thumbs Up

31 Jan 2020

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The team have a brilliant new segment! Their weekly review of anything that tickles their fancySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Ooga Booga Nights

30 Jan 2020

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Today's At Work Timewaster was a doozy! Plus there's an important Beer update in the pipeline. AND, did we finally find a decent coincidence?See omnys...

MINI: Time for a Beer Update

30 Jan 2020

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We're zooming full speed to the release of our Bushfire Relief Beer, Heroes Gold... So what's the latest update?See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...

MINI: That's a mighty fine coincidence!

30 Jan 2020

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They've searched high, they've searched low...Has Christian's search for a coincidence come to an end?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...

FULL SHOW: Murphy the Huge Male

29 Jan 2020

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Christian has laid down the gauntlet and wants to find the best listener coincidences! So far it's been a bit of a mixed bag, plus the team share thei...

FULL SHOW: Basic White Dad

28 Jan 2020

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After the long weekend we're onto 5 Topic Tuesday! We had an amazing call from Helen who met a well known Aussie band before they made it big!See omny...

FULL SHOW: Bruce: The Quiet Rapper

24 Jan 2020

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The amazing jingles are coming in fast! Including a rap from the aforementioned Bruce. Some debuts on the show, Confessions and Two Thumbs Up! Plus Fr...

MINI: Two Thumbs Up

23 Jan 2020

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Christian and Co have recommendations to dish out, but will they get the two thumbs up?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Every A-Side needs a strong B-Side

23 Jan 2020

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Sad news in the world of comedy with the passing of Terry Jones, we celebrate him and the other comedians worthy of "Mount Rushmore"See omnystudio.com...

MINI: Work Perks

23 Jan 2020

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After hearing from a former KFC employee about her take home buckets of chicken, Christian wanted to know what work perks you've scored...See omnystud...

MINI: Beer Jingles

23 Jan 2020

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The journey continues, today, we start searching for a jingle for "Heroes Gold" our bushfire relief beerSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...

FULL SHOW: Nun's Basic Instinct

22 Jan 2020

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A few more awkward teacher encounters, Patsy is a secret slob, her husband almost died at disneyland, and the making of our Bushfire Appeal beer conti...

MINI: The Midweek Score

22 Jan 2020

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It's the middle of the week and Christian wants to tally up how everyone on the team has coped so far...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...

MINI: We have a name! (For Beer)

22 Jan 2020

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Christian and co have completed the next step in the quest for a Bushfire Appeal Beer... a name!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: The Name's Martini, David Martini

21 Jan 2020

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Some absolute gems in today's 5 topic tuesday. Plus is there drama over the royal drama? And the seach continues for the perfect beer name!See omnystu...

MINI: Search for a (beer) name

20 Jan 2020

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Christian is putting together a beer to raise money for bushfire relief. But first, they need a name... What are the contenders?See omnystudio.com/lis...

MINI: Five Topic Tuesday

20 Jan 2020

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Why have one phone topic, when you could have five... AT ONCE!Featuring such gems as where did you see your teacher? Is your last name a drink? Do you...

FULL SHOW: Phoenix Phoenix Phoenix

20 Jan 2020

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Back for 2020! Misheard lyrics and a show beer! What's it all about?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Australia's Bushfires: The Incredible Stories From The Front Line & Beyond

06 Jan 2020

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Australia is being ravaged by bush fires and we wanted to do whatever we could to help.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No Country For 3 Wise Men

06 Dec 2019

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THANK YOU for listening in 2019. We will back January 20th!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: The Best Callers Of 2019

06 Dec 2019

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Thank you to everyone who called us, you make this show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI - Jack Sings His Version Of 12 Days Of Christmas

06 Dec 2019

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A new smash hit?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: The Inaugural Annual Sausage Party

04 Dec 2019

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It's our second last show of the year, and the studio smells of sausage...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Three Challengers Vie For Sausage Supremacy

04 Dec 2019

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It's the Sausage Party that stopped the city. Who will take out the title?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TIMEWASTER: Sausage Movies

04 Dec 2019

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In honour of Christian's Inaugural Annual Sausage Party, today's timewaster is Sausage Movies!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Don't Say I'm Crazy

03 Dec 2019

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One of the team is running VERY late and there's been a development in the Sausage Party...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: What Made You Feel Old?

03 Dec 2019

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It's been 25 years since the Sony Playstation came out - feel old yet?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TIMEWASTER: Ancient Egyptian Movies

03 Dec 2019

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Think like an Egyptian!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Very Well Behaved Spaniels

03 Dec 2019

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Chaos in the studio today after a rival station hacked our phones...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Five Topic Tuesday (Christmas Edition)

03 Dec 2019

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For our last Five Topic Tuesday of the year we're doing a special Christmas edition!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Nail in the Coffin of Childhood

02 Dec 2019

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Christian knows something his wife doesn't know he knows...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Misheard Lyrics (Christmas Edition)

02 Dec 2019

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Ho! Ho! Ho! A very special edition of Misheard Lyrics in our last week of the show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TIMEWASTER: Computer Movies

02 Dec 2019

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It's Cyber Monday, so today's timewaster is computer movies!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Left My Wife For A Mer-Lady

29 Nov 2019

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Christian took his daughters to see Frozen 2, but he might have liked it a little bit more than they did...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...

TIMEWASTER: Cat Celebrities

29 Nov 2019

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The team start their quest for the purr-fect timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Caller Of The Week

29 Nov 2019

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What a ripper week of calls, so to celebrate we gave our favourite $500 !See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Cartlidge Between The Bones

28 Nov 2019

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Christian's off to the set of Neighbours for his big debut, and he's getting a bit nervous...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: The Team Try To Name A Dog

28 Nov 2019

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Listener Steve surprised his family with a new dog, and he left naming the pup in the capable hands of The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show. Will he...

TIMEWASTER: Cow Songs

28 Nov 2019

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A lot of a-m-oo-sing efforts in here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Three New Mums

27 Nov 2019

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Sausage Off! The Werribee Love God has been busted knocking down seven sausages at Bunnings, but one listener thinks that's child play...See omnystudi...

TIMEWASTER: Roman Movies

27 Nov 2019

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Wednesday's history day so today's Timewaster is 'Roman Movies'!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: What Was Banned At Your School?

27 Nov 2019

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Pats' daughter's school's banned candy canes but it turns out that's not the most ridiculous bans in Melbourne!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

FULL SHOW: Archie The Dog Boy

26 Nov 2019

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Christian's gone mad with Christmas cards again, and Jack's giddy after a surprise from one of his heroes!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...

MINI: Roadtrip Games

26 Nov 2019

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Smart phones killed the roadtrip games star! What are some classic roadtrip games?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Five Topic Tuesday

26 Nov 2019

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An extra-long Five Topic Tuesday today as we talk about mum meltdowns, spying, angry celebrities, dad's claim to fame and sickies.See omnystudio.com/l...

FULL SHOW: Thank You Fish Boy

25 Nov 2019

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Today we had a Monday Misheards for the ages, and Christian asks Melbourne 'What's in your boot?'See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TIMEWASTER: Nutty Bands

25 Nov 2019

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In honour of Cashew Days, we're doing Nutty Bands for today's timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Song That Sums Up Your Weekend

25 Nov 2019

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Christian's had a rollercoaster weekend - why has he picked a Billy Ray Cyrus classic?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Don't Growl At The Bad Man

22 Nov 2019

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Christmas card chaos, cashapult and some incredible news about yesterday's show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Were You The Favourite Child?

22 Nov 2019

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One airline has started asking parents who their favourite child is as a password security question...so who's yours?See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

FULL SHOW: Armageddon In The Fridge

21 Nov 2019

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A really special show today as Melbourne gives generously to make a little boys dream come true.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.