The Christian O’Connell Show

MINI: Phoenetic Alphabets

28 Oct 2025

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Dubbed the "Greatest worst break we've done on the show"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: Some Of Our Favourites

28 Oct 2025

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Christian is away today, so we're taking a look back at some of our favourite bits of the show so far!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...

FULL: Australia's Worst Breakfast

27 Oct 2025

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Australia's Worst Breakfast, What's The Year My Friend, Late To The Party, Oasis - Don't Look Back In Anger (Things that make you go grrr), Rio's Car,...

MINI: Don't Look Back In Anger

27 Oct 2025

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Oasis are finally here and Christian's daughters aren't quite as excited as we are..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: Is that a Duck?

26 Oct 2025

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Weekends, Give You The Word, Give You The Song, Late To The Party, You Don't See That Every Day, Misheard Lyrics, Mondays With Fame and The Timewaster...

MINI: Strangest Thing You've Ever Seen

26 Oct 2025

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After Patsy saw a duck at McDonalds in Werribee, we want to know what's the strangest thing YOU have ever seen. email us: christian@christianoconnell....

FULL: Where's The Teacher's Finger?

23 Oct 2025

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Double Thumbs Up, People Playlist, That's So Australian, Accidentally Injured A Teacher, and The Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...

MINI: Double Thumbs Up

23 Oct 2025

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Looking for something to occupy you this weekend? Hear the team's Double Thumbs Up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: Matchbox Monday

22 Oct 2025

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Pain Point Of The Week, Small Thing Big Joy, Sneaky Snacks, The Name Game and The Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Sneaky Snacks

22 Oct 2025

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Do you have a secret guilty pleasure? A snack you have to hide from your partner? Like Christian hiding his chips and chocolate hobnobs... Email us ch...

FULL: Garry Gary Beers

21 Oct 2025

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Crazy Weather, Aussie Names, Halloween, Lost In Translation, Facetime with Mum, Australia's Broken 100, What Are The Odds and The Timewaster!See omnys...

MINI: Extreme Opinions

21 Oct 2025

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Got an opinion that divides your friends? Something controversial you're sticking to? email us [email protected] omnystudio.com/li...

MINI: Australia's Broken 100

21 Oct 2025

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Today we continued our Aussie Broken 100 Countdown..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: Possum CPR

20 Oct 2025

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Monday Winners and Losers, The Australian Bird Count, What's The Year My Friend, Things That Make You Go Grrr, Australia's Broken 100, Back To The Fut...

MINI: Back To The Future Day!

20 Oct 2025

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Today is Back To The Future Day! (kind of)If you could go back in time what year would you go back to?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...

FULL: Three King Special Show

19 Oct 2025

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Monday's Weak Claim To Fame, Give You The Word Give Me The Song, Late To The Party, Misheard Lyrics and The Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for...

MINI: ABBA Biopic

19 Oct 2025

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Ever wondered what it takes to land the most coveted job in radio? Apparently, it involves casting an Abba biopic! See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

FULL: Quintessential Friday

16 Oct 2025

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Double Thumbs Up, Things You Believed As A Kid, Weekend Plans, The People's Playlist, Ironing, Where Did You Go To Labour and That's SO Australian!See...

MINI: Double Thumbs Up

16 Oct 2025

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Looking for something to occupy you this weekend? Hear the team's Double Thumbs Up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: Woke Up In Cuba

15 Oct 2025

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AFL Trades, What Weird Thing Did You Believe As A Kid, Small Thing Big Joy, Went out for milk, came back with a kayak, The Name Game and The Timewaste...

MINI: Patsy and Rio Feud

15 Oct 2025

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Patsy and Rio have had a falling out.. over breakfast?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: Dad Rissoles

14 Oct 2025

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Lillian's Words Of Wisdom, Midweek Scores, Lost In Translation, What Are The Odds, Ashes Part 2 and The TimewasterSee omnystudio.com/listener for priv...

MINI: Lillian's Pearls of Wisdom

14 Oct 2025

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On her 100th Birthday Lillian joins the show to share a few stories and pearls of wisdom she's gathered over the years.See omnystudio.com/listener for...

FULL: Blue Collar Bogan

13 Oct 2025

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Home and Contents Insurance, Christmas Gifts, What's The Year My Friend, Late To The Party, Things That Make You Go Grrr, Ashes, Odometers, and The Ti...

MINI: AFL Trade Period

13 Oct 2025

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The AFL trade period is back.. the most over complicated part of sport. Christian, Patsy, Alex and Rio try to make sense of the chaos. From Charlie Cu...

FULL: My Great, Great, Great, Great (x27) Grandfather

12 Oct 2025

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Diane Keaton, Weak Claim to Fame, Lillian the (almost) Centenarian , Misheard Lyrics, Missing Digits and The Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

MINI: Lillian Turns 100

12 Oct 2025

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This Wednesday on the show we are celebrating the unstoppable Lillian turning 100 years old. Born in 1925, she’s lived through every invention, ...

FULL: Chickety China The Chinese Chicken

09 Oct 2025

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Why Christian Was Off Yesterday, Double Thumbs Up, Red Cap Dad, The People's Playlist, Patsy's Weekend Plans and The TimewasterSee omnystudio.com/list...

MINI: Double Thumbs Up

09 Oct 2025

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Every Friday we go around the team and share what we're watching, listening to or reading this weekend. Got a recommendation? email us: christian@chri...

MINI: Poo Emergency

09 Oct 2025

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Christian was off sick yesterday, and his morning got off to an eventful start..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: Some Of The Best Bits

08 Oct 2025

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Christian's off sick today so we’re diving into some of our favourite moments from the show! Got a story about your school career profile t...

MINI: Patsy Airport Dramas

08 Oct 2025

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Patsy had a hell of a time in Sydney, but it all started at the airport. Got any airport stories yourself? Then email us: christian@christianoconnell....

FULL: 3 Pigs 1 Car

07 Oct 2025

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6 Word Week, Patsy's Vet trip, Lost In Translation, Driving Yourself to Hospital, What Are The Odds and the TimewasterSee omnystudio.com/listener for ...

MINI: Drive Yourself To Hospital

07 Oct 2025

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It's all over the headlines! An Australian man was bitten twice by a shark and then drove himself to the hospital. We need to hear more of your storie...

FULL: 58,813 unread emails

06 Oct 2025

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Monday Winners and Losers, Pen Chat, What's The Year My Friend, Things That Make You Go Grr, Stuck Part 2, Red Cap Dad and The TimewasterSee omnystudi...

MINI: The Rug Debacle

06 Oct 2025

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Christian and his wife are Monday losers.Their lovely grey rug was looking dirty... he tried cleaning it and failed miserably.See omnystudio.com/liste...

FULL: Booby Trapped

05 Oct 2025

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We're back with all new Misheard Lyrics, Gnomes, Missed Connections and Your Stuck StoriesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Red Cap Dad

05 Oct 2025

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Listener Lisa experienced a meaningful connection with a mysterious "Red Cap Dad" at Sydney Airport. Our mission is to reunite these potential lovebir...

MINI: My Partner Hates It

02 Oct 2025

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Bought something your partner HATES? email us [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Patsy's Wardrobe

01 Oct 2025

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Might need a whole new house just to fit everything...got a similar issue? email us [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for ...

MINI: Who Did You Sit Next To?

30 Sep 2025

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We hope no one else has to experience this...but...got a similar story? email us [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for pri...

MINI: Man Shame

29 Sep 2025

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Got a similar man shame story? email us [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Have You Been Sent Off?

28 Sep 2025

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Christian's daughter has been sent off the court for swearing! Have you been sent off before? email us [email protected] omnystudi...

FULL: TTGFPP

25 Sep 2025

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The Cameo Game, Double Thumbs Up, Grand Final Chat, The People's Playlist, Pimp My Crib Winner and The Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for...

MINI: Pimp Up My Crib

24 Sep 2025

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It's Grand Final Eve EVE Ready to hear which listener's creative rap wins the ultimate home upgrade? Tune in to find out which finalist's home is abou...

MINI: Double Thumbs Up

24 Sep 2025

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Every Friday we go around the team and do our double thumbs up, things we're recommending this weekend. It's our Friday this week, with the Melbo...

FULL: It’s A Polterfart

24 Sep 2025

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Christmas Trees, Ghosts, What Are The Odds, Secrets You Kept From Your Parents, and The TimewasterSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: What Your Parents Still Don't Know

23 Sep 2025

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What secrets did you keep as kids that your parents still don't know about? email us [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for...

FULL: You Made Me Purr

23 Sep 2025

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Brownlows, What's The Year, Things That Make You Go Grrrr, Furniture Stories, and the TimewasterSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Furniture Stories

22 Sep 2025

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Christian sat down to watch the footy over the weekend and christened his brand new CREAM couch with red wine.. needless to say it did not end well. S...

FULL: You've Never Been Trucked Like This Before

22 Sep 2025

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Pimp My Crib, Finals Week, Patsy's Washing Machine, Alex's New Job, Brownlow Bingo, Op Shop Scavenger Hunt, Misheard Lyrics and The TimewasterSee omny...

MINI: Two Jobs Cullen

21 Sep 2025

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Alex starts back on TV this week!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: What do you still remember from school?

19 Sep 2025

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Christian is away sick, so while he's away we're taking a look back at some of our favourite bits from the show so far, like when stumbled upon the we...

MINI: Where's my bacon?

18 Sep 2025

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Christian had an awkward moment while out for breakfast, and it turns out the guys on our team may have the same issue.... Got a similar story? Email ...

MINI: Register Of Awesome Names

17 Sep 2025

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Christian is away sick, so while he's away we're taking a look back at some of our favourite bits from the show so far, like when started the register...

FULL: Befuddlement At Midday

17 Sep 2025

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The Ladder Of Confusion, Patsy's Parking Fine, Robert Redford, Pimp Up My Crib, Lost In Translation, What Are The Odds, The Op Shop and The Timewaster...

MINI: Robert Redford

16 Sep 2025

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Robert Redford, a giant of Hollywood and independent cinema, has died at the age of 89. Redford died "at his home at Sundance in the mountains of Utah...

FULL: Laying down the law with John Laws

15 Sep 2025

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Monday Winners and Losers, Op Shops Part 2, What's The Year, Small Thing Big Rage, Pimp Up Your Crib, John Jaws and The Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/...

MINI: Whats The Year My Friend

15 Sep 2025

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It's our favourite game on a Tuesday! What's The Year My Friend. Think you can get these right before Patsy, Rio and Alex?See omnystudio.com/listener ...

MINI: Monday Winners and Losers

15 Sep 2025

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Every Tuesday we go around the team and find out if they were Monday Winners and Losers.. Alex was a Monday winner! Were you a Monday Winner or Loser?...

FULL: Pa Rum Pum Pum Pum

15 Sep 2025

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Patsy's Brute Strength, Tram Drivers, Rate Your Weekend, Weak Claim To Fame, Unusual Jobs, The Song Game, Misheard Lyrics and The Timewaster!See omnys...

MINI: Weakest Claim To Fame

14 Sep 2025

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We're bringing it back - The Weakest Claim to Fame The Weaker the Better! Have a Celebrity Connection? email the show: christianoconnell.com.auSee omn...

FULL: I’m Licking Friday

12 Sep 2025

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Double Thumbs Up, Pimp Up My Crib, Stuck In A Tree, The People's Playlist and The Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Pimp Up My Crib

11 Sep 2025

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September means one thing — and one thing only: FOOTY FINALS. And Christian wants your place to be ready to host the big games. So this Septembe...

MINI: Double Thumbs Up

11 Sep 2025

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Every Friday we go around the team and find out what books, tv shows and movies they're into this week.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...

FULL: What's That Bird?

11 Sep 2025

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Morning Mantras, What's The Bird, Class Pets, Small Thing Big Joy, The Name Game and The Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...

MINI: What Is The Bird?

10 Sep 2025

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After we got talking about bird calls in Small Thing Big Joy, we went down a rabbit hole of birds.. can you name the bird Christian is doing an impres...

FULL: Cinderella Boots

09 Sep 2025

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What Are The Odds, 6 Word Week So Far, Morning Mantras, The Foreign Movie Title Game and The TimewasterSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...

MINI: Open Tabs

09 Sep 2025

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What have you been googling the last 24 hours? The team go through their open tabs and share what they've been looking up lately..See omnystudio.com/l...

FULL: Hope The Day Gets Better From Here

09 Sep 2025

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Monday Winners and Losers, What's The Year My Friend, Pet Stories, Left Behind, and The Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information...

MINI: Pet Stories

09 Sep 2025

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From guinea pigs that "popcorn" when they're happy, to an unfortunate goldfish that got stuck in a tree after being tossed over the fence, you'll hear...

FULL: Kerfuffle On The 3rd Floor

08 Sep 2025

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Weak Claim To Fame, Misheard Lyrics, The 1 Word Song Game, Milky Way v Mars and The TimewasterSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Mars Bar vs Milkway

07 Sep 2025

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Over the weekend Christian watched a tradie chomp down a mars bar in three bites.. as the saying goes "a mars bar a day keeps the doctor away" ak...

FULL: The Meat Feast

05 Sep 2025

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Double Thumbs Up, Footy Finals, Father's Day, Wasting People's Time, Dad-I-Cations, and the Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...

MINI: Double Thumbs Up

04 Sep 2025

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Looking for something to occupy you this weekend? Shrinking taco shells, pollen season woes, and binge-worthy shows in this week's Double Thumbs Up. &...

FULL: What Did The Cheese Say To The Mirror?

04 Sep 2025

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The Name Game, Footy Finals, Food and Drink Streets, Father's Day, Small Thing Big Joy and The Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...

MINI: Footy Finals

04 Sep 2025

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Footy Finals kicks off tonight and the team are divided over whose bandwagon they are jumping on.. is your team still in contention?See omnystudio.com...

FULL: Go Your Hardest At The Milo

03 Sep 2025

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Celeb Sightings, What Are The Odds, 6 Word Week, Taped Over, and the Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: What A Dad Wants

02 Sep 2025

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Father's Day this Sunday! We're making sure Dads around Melbourne get what they really want this Father's Day, Alexander's Dad wants a Chainsaw!See om...

FULL: Aus Holes

01 Sep 2025

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What;'s The Year My Friend, What A Dad Wants, Hayfever, Monday Winners and Losers, Kids Today.. and The Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...

MINI: What A Dad Wants

01 Sep 2025

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We're asking for your sweet and simple Father's Day wishes for your hardworking dads. Listener Chris just want help around the house from the kids - a...

FULL: Have You Seen My Bob Hawke?

01 Sep 2025

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Christmas in September, The Song Title Game, Father's Day, Misheard Lyrics, Kids These Days Have No Idea.. and the Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/liste...

MINI: Kids Today Will Never Know

31 Aug 2025

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A Melways was spotted in the wild over the weekend, something kids today have NO idea about..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: The Secateurs

29 Aug 2025

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Double Thumbs Up, Weekend Plans, The People's Playlist, Wrong Place, Wrong Time, My Partner Hates It, The Timewaster and Backpacks For Vic Kids!See om...

MINI: Double Thumbs Up

28 Aug 2025

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Looking for something to occupy you this weekend? Hear the team's Double Thumbs Up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: The Chanks Movement

28 Aug 2025

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The Name Game, Small Thing Big Joy, 6 Word Life, Timewasters and Backpacks for Vic Kids!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Taylor Swift Engagement

27 Aug 2025

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Christian is trying to bond with his daughters over the still fresh Swiftie engagement news!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: Million Dollar Headache

27 Aug 2025

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Life in six words, coincidences you won’t believe, and a cause that really matters.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: 6 Word Life So Far

26 Aug 2025

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Tell us the story of your life so far in just six words   email us [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...

FULL: Tasmania Doesn’t Have An IKEA!

26 Aug 2025

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Monday Winners and Losers, IKEA, Backpacks for Vic Kids, Whats The Year My Friend, Career Profiles, Jingles, and The Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/lis...

MINI: Mondays Winner or Losers

25 Aug 2025

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Every Tuesday we go around the team and find out how their Monday was, we call it Monday Winner or Losers. Let's find out how Christian's Monday was.....

FULL: Even Superheroes Get Hangry

25 Aug 2025

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Rate Your Weekend, Misheard Lyrics, Birth and Birthday Week, Give You A Word Give Me A Song, RMHL Launch, Backpacks 4 Vic Kids and The Timewaster!See ...

MINI: Back Pack 4 Vic Kids

25 Aug 2025

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A heartwarming charity is on the brink of collapse. Backpacks for Vic Kids is an amazing charity helping children rescued from unsafe homes. The chari...

FULL: Rainbows Through The Speakers

22 Aug 2025

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Double Thumbs Up, Izak Rankine Fallout, People's Playlist, Births and Birthdays, Weekend Plans, and The Timewaster  See omnystudio.com/listener f...

MINI: Double Thumbs Up

21 Aug 2025

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Looking for something to occupy you this weekend? Hear the team's Double Thumbs Up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Four Weeks, Missing the Point

21 Aug 2025

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This week’s AFL headlines have been all about the Izak Rankine case.. bans, appeals, and endless legal back and forth. But beyond the footy chat...

FULL: The Snoop Dogg Defence

21 Aug 2025

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AFL Updates, Parent Teacher Interviews, Things You Remember From School, The Name Game, Wedding and Funeral Week, and The TimewasterSee omnystudio.com...

MINI: Izak Rankine

20 Aug 2025

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All the latest AFL fallout from Izak Rankine's alleged homophobic remark against his Collingwood opponent on Saturday Night. Adelaide is set to argue ...

FULL: Have Great Show

20 Aug 2025

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Patsy's Chilli, Mid-Week Scores, Dead OR Alive, Book Week, What Are The Odds and The Timewaster!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...

MINI: Mid-Week Scores

19 Aug 2025

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Every Wednesday we go around the team and get our Mid-Week Scores. Half way through the week, hows it going for you? Let us know christian@christianoc...