The Christian O’Connell Show
Episodes
MINI: Is It Barry Or Garry Clause?
04 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's the Christian O'Connell show, and we've got a slight situation on our hands. Yesterday, we were chatting with Barry Clause, but it turns out we m...
FULL: Are You A Westie?
04 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Melbourne’s hay fever is back and trying to kill us, so Christian exposes the shocking truth about pollen counts… which somehow makes it ...
MINI: Small Thing Big Joy
04 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Life can feel overwhelming, but joy still hides in the smallest corners. Small Thing, Big Joy is the weekly reminder to slow down, notice the good, an...
FULL: Chicken Pot Pie
02 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What Are The Odds, What's The Year My Friend, Late To The Party, E&SMas, Partner Patrol and The Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...
MINI: What Are The Odds
02 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on What Are the Odds? We're reliving the infamous Apple Sticker story, where Caitlin and producer Teena search for an apple sticker under a ...
FULL: Amazing Dents
01 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today we dive into a fresh batch of Monday chaos, from Patsy discovering a mysterious dent in her car, to Rio realising his new house has basically be...
MINI: Things That Make You Go Grr
01 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Christian, Rio, Patsy and Alex unpack the dumb little things that absolutely ruin a mood: people driving tanks with mirrors the size of solar panels, ...
FULL: Punching Below My Weight
30 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
North Melbourne AFLW Premiers, Rio's Finally Moved, Patsy's proud parent moment, TV and Movie Extras, The Misheard Lyrics and The Timewaster!See omnys...
MINI: Proud Parents, Roller Skates & Stage School Chaos
30 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Patsy beams as she shares the big weekend her daughter Audie had performing in Xanadu at the beautiful St Kilda theatre. The team unpacks the joy of s...
FULL: Punching Above Your Weight
27 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Double Thumbs Up, Weekend Plans, Our Regretcation Winner, Extras, People's Playlist, Zanzibar Half Hour, Caller Of The Week and The Timewaster!See omn...
MINI: Double Thumbs Up
27 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Looking for something to occupy you this weekend? Hear the team's Double Thumbs Up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL: The OC OG
27 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The team survives a chaotic day of filming, Small Thing Big Joy delivers the goods, Christian declares undying love for his new mouse, and Josh the re...
MINI: Josh’s Grand Entrance
26 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Josh isn’t just the happiest man in the building, he’s now officially joining the show! To mark his last day on reception, Christian gets ...
MINI: The Day Patsy Was Abandoned
26 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
When the team headed to Sydney to film a TV commercial, everything went sideways.. Meanwhile, back in Melbourne, producer Teena had to break into Chri...
MINI: Regretcation Stories
25 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Another day, another Regretcation disaster story. All week we’re celebrating the trips that went so wrong they became iconic.Each morning, one &...
MINI: Extreme Opinions
25 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The show is away today, so we’re taking a look back at one of our favourite chaotic moments.. a segment fuelled by Ashes tension and the kind of...
MINI: Regretcation Stories
25 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the show, we’re launching Christian O'Connell's Regretcation the competition that celebrates the holidays that went completely off ...
MINI: Uber Driver Hero
24 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The show’s off today, but we couldn’t leave without revisiting yesterday’s incredible story. On Monday, Christian shared a real life...
FULL: The Capitulation Station
23 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Christian wakes from his “Ashes coma” only to discover England’s record breaking collapse, and we relive every dramatic ball, headli...
MINI: The Barmy Army Grief Spiral
23 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
England were cruising… until they weren’t. In one of the most outrageous opening Tests in Ashes history, the team manages to go from &ldq...
FULL: Eleven Sad Poms
21 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Double Thumbs Up, The Ashes, Regretcations, Body Names, People's Playlist and The Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
MINI: The Ashes
20 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The anticipation is palpable with "Ashes Fever" at a perfect ten. What started as positive anticipation has transformed into terror for our lone Engli...
MINI: Double Thumbs Up
20 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Looking for something to occupy you this weekend? Hear the team's Double Thumbs Up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL: Three Craigs
19 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Afl Draft, The Lottery, People With Body Names, Name Game and The Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
MINI: US Lottery Jackpot
19 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Christian learnt about the staggering $911 million lottery jackpot in the US, find out what he'd do with the money.See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...
FULL: Pink Eye Stink Eye
18 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Back It Up Cup, What Are The Odds, Controversial Opinions, Food Injuries, Humiliated at the chemist, and The Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listene...
MINI: The Back It Up Cup
18 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After days of talk, tension and bold claims, the Back It Up Cup finally arrived. Listeners from across Melbourne stepped up to prove they were true &l...
FULL: Toes In The Bath
18 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Patsy's Christmas Tree, Christian's Daughter Lois turns 19, What's The Year, Things That Make You Go Grr, and The Back It Up Cup EVE See omnystu...
MINI: Back It Up Cup
17 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tomorrow it all goes down, The Back It Up Cup. Patsy takes on Penelope, Jane and Wayne for The Back It Up Cup. A live on air challenge to find Austral...
MINI: Birthday Cards
17 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's OC's daughter Lois' 19th Birthday. Last night he was writing her a poem in her card..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL: Baby Malcom
16 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
ACDC, Senior Of The Year Mix Up, Give You The Word Give Me The Song, Facebook Marketplace, Weakest Claim To Fame, Misheard Lyrics, Back It Up Cup, and...
MINI: Senior Of The Year Mix Up
16 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
South Australia’s Senior Australian of the Year ceremony was hit with several mix ups.. sending the eventual winner on a chaotic ride before he ...
FULL: Drink Man
13 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Double Thumbs Up, Furniture Week, Wrong Person/Right Story, People's Playlist, Drink Man and The Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...
MINI: Double Thumbs Up
13 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Looking for something to occupy you this weekend? Hear the team's Double Thumbs Up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL: Share Share Like A Bear
12 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
World Kindness Day! Childhood Obsessions, Lost In Translation, Furniture Week, Name As In Game, Back It Up Cup and The Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/l...
MINI: Kindness Shoutouts
12 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's World Kindness Day, let's make someones day a little kinder.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL: Yankification
11 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
6 Word Week So Far, Whats The Year My Friend, Extreme Opinions, Back It Up Cup, What Are The Odds, and the Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for ...
MINI: Extreme Opinions
11 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Have an opinion that divides your friends? A controversial hill you'll die on? Email us: [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener...
FULL: Radio Reverb
10 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Monday Winners and Losers, The Shaver Incident, Self Inflicted Injuries, Furniture Week, Things That Make You Go Grrr and The Timewaster!See omnystudi...
MINI: The Wrong Text
10 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
How was your Monday? Hopefully better than this parent in Alex's school WhatsApp group..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL: A Gentleman of Radio
09 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're back! A bumper edition of Misheard Lyrics, John Laws, The Louvre Heist, Give You The Word, Give Me The Song, Medal Slogans and The Timewaster!Se...
MINI: Louvre Password
09 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In one of the year's most audacious crimes, thieves executed a flawless diamond heist at the Louvre in broad daylight. With just an extendable ladder ...
MINI: What Your Parents Still Don't Know
06 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Christian O'Connell Show returns Monday! While he's been away we've been taking a look back at some of our favourite bits of the show, like when w...
MINI: Where did you get stuck in?
05 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
While the show is off this week we're taking a look back at some of our favourite bits. Like when we asked you "Where did you get stuck?" Have a story...
MINI: Peacocking in the Sauna
05 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Got a story about getting stuck naked?? Email us [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
MINI: What Are The Odds
04 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
While the show is away we're taking a look back at some of our favourite bits of the show so far.. every Wednesday we do What Are The Odds! Have an am...
MINI: Accidentally Thrown Out
02 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The show might be away but we’re taking a look back at some of our favourite bits! Like when Christian accidentally killed his cherished Oasis m...
FULL: Big Friday Energy
31 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Double Thumbs Up, Timewasters, People’s playlist, Oasis, Weekend Plans and more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
MINI: A Life-Changing Call
31 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ever had a phone call that completely changed your life? Imagine being a hardworking farmer for 38 years, driving to your son's wedding, when suddenly...
MINI: Double Thumbs Up
31 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Looking for something to occupy you this weekend? Hear the team's Double Thumbs Up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL: Christian The Scammer
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Fainted or Farted? Augustus Caesar, Sneaky Snacks, Oasis, Peacocking in the Sauna, The Timewaster and our RMHL Winner See omnystudio.com/listener...
MINI: Caesar Mixup
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Incase you missed yesterday's big headline 'QLD schools study the wrong Caesar'See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
MINI: Phoenetic Alphabets
28 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dubbed the "Greatest worst break we've done on the show"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL: Some Of Our Favourites
28 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Christian is away today, so we're taking a look back at some of our favourite bits of the show so far!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...
FULL: Australia's Worst Breakfast
27 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australia's Worst Breakfast, What's The Year My Friend, Late To The Party, Oasis - Don't Look Back In Anger (Things that make you go grrr), Rio's Car,...
MINI: Don't Look Back In Anger
27 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Oasis are finally here and Christian's daughters aren't quite as excited as we are..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL: Is that a Duck?
26 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Weekends, Give You The Word, Give You The Song, Late To The Party, You Don't See That Every Day, Misheard Lyrics, Mondays With Fame and The Timewaster...
MINI: Strangest Thing You've Ever Seen
26 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After Patsy saw a duck at McDonalds in Werribee, we want to know what's the strangest thing YOU have ever seen. email us: christian@christianoconnell....
FULL: Where's The Teacher's Finger?
23 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Double Thumbs Up, People Playlist, That's So Australian, Accidentally Injured A Teacher, and The Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...
MINI: Double Thumbs Up
23 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Looking for something to occupy you this weekend? Hear the team's Double Thumbs Up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL: Matchbox Monday
22 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pain Point Of The Week, Small Thing Big Joy, Sneaky Snacks, The Name Game and The Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
MINI: Sneaky Snacks
22 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Do you have a secret guilty pleasure? A snack you have to hide from your partner? Like Christian hiding his chips and chocolate hobnobs... Email us ch...
FULL: Garry Gary Beers
21 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Crazy Weather, Aussie Names, Halloween, Lost In Translation, Facetime with Mum, Australia's Broken 100, What Are The Odds and The Timewaster!See omnys...
MINI: Extreme Opinions
21 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Got an opinion that divides your friends? Something controversial you're sticking to? email us [email protected] omnystudio.com/li...
MINI: Australia's Broken 100
21 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today we continued our Aussie Broken 100 Countdown..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL: Possum CPR
20 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Monday Winners and Losers, The Australian Bird Count, What's The Year My Friend, Things That Make You Go Grrr, Australia's Broken 100, Back To The Fut...
MINI: Back To The Future Day!
20 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today is Back To The Future Day! (kind of)If you could go back in time what year would you go back to?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...
FULL: Three King Special Show
19 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Monday's Weak Claim To Fame, Give You The Word Give Me The Song, Late To The Party, Misheard Lyrics and The Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for...
MINI: ABBA Biopic
19 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ever wondered what it takes to land the most coveted job in radio? Apparently, it involves casting an Abba biopic! See omnystudio.com/listener fo...
FULL: Quintessential Friday
16 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Double Thumbs Up, Things You Believed As A Kid, Weekend Plans, The People's Playlist, Ironing, Where Did You Go To Labour and That's SO Australian!See...
MINI: Double Thumbs Up
16 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Looking for something to occupy you this weekend? Hear the team's Double Thumbs Up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL: Woke Up In Cuba
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
AFL Trades, What Weird Thing Did You Believe As A Kid, Small Thing Big Joy, Went out for milk, came back with a kayak, The Name Game and The Timewaste...
MINI: Patsy and Rio Feud
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Patsy and Rio have had a falling out.. over breakfast?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL: Dad Rissoles
14 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lillian's Words Of Wisdom, Midweek Scores, Lost In Translation, What Are The Odds, Ashes Part 2 and The TimewasterSee omnystudio.com/listener for priv...
MINI: Lillian's Pearls of Wisdom
14 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On her 100th Birthday Lillian joins the show to share a few stories and pearls of wisdom she's gathered over the years.See omnystudio.com/listener for...
FULL: Blue Collar Bogan
13 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Home and Contents Insurance, Christmas Gifts, What's The Year My Friend, Late To The Party, Things That Make You Go Grrr, Ashes, Odometers, and The Ti...
MINI: AFL Trade Period
13 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The AFL trade period is back.. the most over complicated part of sport. Christian, Patsy, Alex and Rio try to make sense of the chaos. From Charlie Cu...
FULL: My Great, Great, Great, Great (x27) Grandfather
12 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Diane Keaton, Weak Claim to Fame, Lillian the (almost) Centenarian , Misheard Lyrics, Missing Digits and The Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener fo...
MINI: Lillian Turns 100
12 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This Wednesday on the show we are celebrating the unstoppable Lillian turning 100 years old. Born in 1925, she’s lived through every invention, ...
FULL: Chickety China The Chinese Chicken
09 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Why Christian Was Off Yesterday, Double Thumbs Up, Red Cap Dad, The People's Playlist, Patsy's Weekend Plans and The TimewasterSee omnystudio.com/list...
MINI: Double Thumbs Up
09 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Every Friday we go around the team and share what we're watching, listening to or reading this weekend. Got a recommendation? email us: christian@chri...
MINI: Poo Emergency
09 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Christian was off sick yesterday, and his morning got off to an eventful start..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL: Some Of The Best Bits
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Christian's off sick today so we’re diving into some of our favourite moments from the show! Got a story about your school career profile t...
MINI: Patsy Airport Dramas
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Patsy had a hell of a time in Sydney, but it all started at the airport. Got any airport stories yourself? Then email us: christian@christianoconnell....
FULL: 3 Pigs 1 Car
07 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
6 Word Week, Patsy's Vet trip, Lost In Translation, Driving Yourself to Hospital, What Are The Odds and the TimewasterSee omnystudio.com/listener for ...
MINI: Drive Yourself To Hospital
07 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's all over the headlines! An Australian man was bitten twice by a shark and then drove himself to the hospital. We need to hear more of your storie...
FULL: 58,813 unread emails
06 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Monday Winners and Losers, Pen Chat, What's The Year My Friend, Things That Make You Go Grr, Stuck Part 2, Red Cap Dad and The TimewasterSee omnystudi...
MINI: The Rug Debacle
06 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Christian and his wife are Monday losers.Their lovely grey rug was looking dirty... he tried cleaning it and failed miserably.See omnystudio.com/liste...
FULL: Booby Trapped
05 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're back with all new Misheard Lyrics, Gnomes, Missed Connections and Your Stuck StoriesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
MINI: Red Cap Dad
05 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Listener Lisa experienced a meaningful connection with a mysterious "Red Cap Dad" at Sydney Airport. Our mission is to reunite these potential lovebir...
MINI: My Partner Hates It
02 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bought something your partner HATES? email us [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
MINI: Patsy's Wardrobe
01 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Might need a whole new house just to fit everything...got a similar issue? email us [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for ...
MINI: Who Did You Sit Next To?
30 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We hope no one else has to experience this...but...got a similar story? email us [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for pri...
MINI: Man Shame
29 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Got a similar man shame story? email us [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
MINI: Have You Been Sent Off?
28 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Christian's daughter has been sent off the court for swearing! Have you been sent off before? email us [email protected] omnystudi...
FULL: TTGFPP
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Cameo Game, Double Thumbs Up, Grand Final Chat, The People's Playlist, Pimp My Crib Winner and The Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for...
MINI: Pimp Up My Crib
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's Grand Final Eve EVE Ready to hear which listener's creative rap wins the ultimate home upgrade? Tune in to find out which finalist's home is abou...
MINI: Double Thumbs Up
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Every Friday we go around the team and do our double thumbs up, things we're recommending this weekend. It's our Friday this week, with the Melbo...
FULL: It’s A Polterfart
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Christmas Trees, Ghosts, What Are The Odds, Secrets You Kept From Your Parents, and The TimewasterSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
MINI: What Your Parents Still Don't Know
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What secrets did you keep as kids that your parents still don't know about? email us [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for...