The Comedy Button

The Comedy Button Special #2

24 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Surprise! It's our second scary season special! In this two-hour extravaganza, we catch up on Chuck E. Cheese, hear all about Scott's naked hot spring...

The Comedy Button Special #1

24 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's the Comedy Button 2024 Special, baby! We're back for ONE NIGHT ONLY to infect your ears with a surprise funsies episode. Brian reminisces about c...

The Comedy Button: Episode 550 -- THE GRAND FINALE!

03 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

BRAP BRAP! What's going on, Internet? Oh boy, do we have a story -- it's about a nonsense podcast that has run for nearly the length of a full U.S. pr...

A Very Special Comedy Button Message: THE END IS NEIGH!

17 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Gadzooks! After more than 11 years of this nonsense horseplay, we're finally putting the ol' button back under the protective glass and pretending to ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 549

03 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We manage to introduce the show three different times thanks to the dumb Internet turning off. In part 1, Kristin tells us about her new acting career...

The Comedy Button: Episode 548

20 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan blows no one's mind with Laff-A-Lympics lore, we learn all about the thin and colorful lines that dumb people put on flags, we do our annual chec...

The Comedy Button: Episode 547

06 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Comedy Button presents: A New Year's PSA to clean up your dog's poop. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Kristin Van De Yar.

The Comedy Button: Episode 546

16 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kristin shares her birthday plans, we learn George Jetson facts, Ryan gets UM ACTUALLY'd, and we learn about all the times Kristin laughed at some dum...

The Comedy Button: Episode 545

02 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We learn about Pilates, revisit some of the worst sounds on this show, share some George Washington facts, reveal our most-desired cartoon injuries, a...

The Comedy Button: Episode 544

18 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan attempts to turn this into an ASMR podcast (with horrifying results), Max has a Tim Dolphin update, Scott loves him some Tay Sway, and we collect...

The Comedy Button: Episode 543

04 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kristin tells us about her haunted private school, Max is the new hype man for upcoming YouTube star Tim Dolphin (be sure to stick around after the ep...

The Comedy Button: Episode 542

21 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We bring you up-to-date on stupid candy just in time for Halloween, investigate where all the hotel bibles went, recount the Estevez brothers' many st...

The Comedy Button: Episode 541

07 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We learn too much about America's Funniest Home Videos, reveal what we would do if we were talking dogs, figure out where the porn gets filmed, debate...

The Comedy Button: Episode 540

16 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We talk about Waterworld more than anyone ever has, Brian nearly kidnaps a child by mistake, we ask too many questions about X-Men bathroom habits, an...

The Comedy Button: Episdoe 539

02 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kristin goes to Medieval Times and Disneyland, Brian and Max go to Germany, Scott goes to Michigan through a newspaper, and Ryan talks less than he ev...

The Comedy Button: Episode 538

19 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Scott reports on his latest big dumb trip to Michigan, we learn way too much about fancy ice cream coffee desserts, Max holds a problematic film festi...

The Comedy Button: Episode 537

05 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We dunk on Scott since he's not here, and then Brian and Max tell us all about their stupid and terrible San Diego Comic-Con COVID-19 adventure. Three...

The Comedy Button: Episode 536

15 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kristin is the first of us to go on a big COVID adventure, Brian remembers all of New Jersey's weird laws, and we get a bunch of movies with the same ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 535

01 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Comedy Button curse strikes Great America! But we don't care, because half of us went on some really dumb vacations, and Brian learned that even h...

The Comedy Button: Episode 534

17 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Evidently there are thumb truthers who believe that we only have eight fingers, so, that's a thing. Kristin also gets to tell us all about her trip to...

The Comedy Button: Episode 533

03 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We talk about all the Stranger Things, remember Paramount's old theme parks, catch up with a very fake Jonathan Taylor Thomas, imagine how many porno ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 532

20 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We find another alternate Ryan Scott, discover Facebook's fake Brian Altano, weigh the use of ROFL in 2022, come up with some fun stuff to do in San F...

The Comedy Button: Episode 531

06 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

After a super-serious intro (not really), we rank the best ghost-hunting shows, learn about midwifery, listen to Kristin's pitch for a dating show, an...

The Comedy Button: Episode 530

15 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kristin encounters a public porn-watcher and takes in some drunk Shakespeare, Brian joins the Stein Society, half the cast gets onboard with ad hoc pa...

The Comedy Button: Episode 529

01 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Winamp still whips the llama's ass, the Great Gatsby is still pretty good, Willy Wonka is still very weird, and and Jared Leto still sucks. Starring B...

The Comedy Button: Episode 528

18 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We do some Urban Dictionary deep-dives, celebrate the oeuvre of Nicolas Cage, share some cool tricks to avoid working, and get a visit from the Brain ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 527

04 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Brian cooks the worst meal of his life, Scott melts his jukebox, Kristin owns the world's newest medieval jug, we reveal the secret origin of our podc...

The Comedy Button: Episode 526

18 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We have a spirited discussion about our favorite gas station brands and treats (seriously this is what it's come to), imagine the most effective way t...

The Comedy Button: Episode 525

04 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We decide what our drug nicknames are, explore the local porn forests, learn that Brian's mom was a hard-boiled party detective, and recount the longe...

The Comedy Button: Episode 524

21 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We examine the carbon footprint of breast implants, have a debate about monkey bread, try to decide which of two crimes are worse, and hear Kristin's ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 523

07 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We celebrate the happy-so-far new year with some scheduling changes, learn about the time Scott's wife almost killed him, try to imagine what the wors...

The Comedy Button: Episode 522

31 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The world suddenly makes a lot more sense when you realize there are no actual adults anywhere up in here, especially when it's five nonsense people t...

The Comedy Button: Episode 521

24 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kristin had an awesome surprise birthday party, we try to explain NFTs, Max got us a bunch of silly Christmas gifts, and somehow they made like 17 mor...

The Comedy Button: Episode 520

17 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We imagine an alternate universe where Master P had a popular rap about Final Fantasy, recount how stupid the Death of Superman was, and fondly rememb...

The Comedy Button: Episode 519

10 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

There are now so many Marvel movies that we can't remember all of them, so instead of worrying about that malarkey, we try to figure just what the hec...

The Comedy Button: Episode 518

03 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Scott reveals his big surprise to the world, Ryan doesn't know what's in a bugout bag, the Bromley family ran the world's weirdest camgirl show, and -...

The Comedy Button: Episode 517

26 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We're all Dum-Dums in this episode, as we explain Tootsie Pop superstitions, recount the times we were terrible, experience the longest and most convo...

The Comedy Button: Episode 516

19 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kristin shares her hair tips, Scott finds the dumbest reason to visit Party City, we wonder why there aren't more good werewolf movies, and we were al...

The Comedy Button: Episode 515

12 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kristin tries to figure out TikTok, social media believes all kinds of wrong and stupid things about us, our horoscopes are definitely not a bunch of ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 514

05 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to our dystopian hellscape, where a guy ate at Six Flags on the cheap for seven years, and Max crashed a social influencer's debauched birthda...

The Comedy Button: Episode 513

29 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We have a very strange conversation about Mummies Alive, wonder about horse treats, try to imagine what sorts of 2010s nostalgia we'll be inundated wi...

The Comedy Button: Episode 512

22 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Yep, it's your favorite movie review podcast, the Comedy Button. After talking about Ghostbusters, we workshop ideas for a footlong chicken nugget, de...

The Comedy Button: Episode 511

15 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

For our extra-special and totally well-planned 10th anniversary episode, we gave Brian and Scott the night off so we could shame some truly terrible p...

The Comedy Button: Episode 510

08 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We say way too many words about Pokemon, have our annual monster cereal discussion, divulge everything we know about memes, and guess what Dune is abo...

The Comedy Button: Episode 509

01 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jared Petty returns to tell us why having a breakthrough case of COVID-19 really sucks and also explain why his stairs collapsed, and then we delve in...

The Comedy Button: Episode 508

24 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jared Petty is here to tell us about his new place, shed a tear for his favorite tree, and talk about all kinds of dumb comics and tabletop games and ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 507

17 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Scott's latest boring white people vacation was at a weird haunted hotel, we discover that there are Yelp reviews of websites, we remember the times w...

The Comedy Button: Episode 506

10 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kristin tells us about her Hawaiian vacation, we dig deep on Charles Entertainment Cheese, and everyone reveals how they would break up with Ryan. Sta...

The Comedy Button: Episode 505

03 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We discuss the oeuvre of Jenna Jameson, discover that we are all Garfield, try to figure out what Miracle Whip is, and figure out what Ryan's stupid q...

The Comedy Button: Episode 504

27 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this very stupid episode, we make a Dungeons & Dragons alignment chart for fast food restaurants. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 503

20 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Max tells us about the weirdos he went to art school with, Kristin destroys her academic bell curve, and Brian recounts some house party fights. Starr...

The Comedy Button: Episode 502

13 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Internet's #1 podcast for The Suicide Squad, boomerang shapes, jury duty tips, and Love Island theorycrafting. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 501

06 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We recount the secret history of the Predator, relive our memories of Blockbuster Video, share our favorite bad smells, read Amazon reviews of other p...

The Comedy Button: Episode 500

30 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Wow, we've been making this nonsense for 500 episodes now! Our old pal Anthony Gallegos is back to help us celebrate, and also to school us on the art...

The Comedy Button: Episode 499

23 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Max pawns his cat off on some suckers, Brian reinforces this decision with cat horror stories aplenty, we wonder what our ideal jobs in space might be...

The Comedy Button: Episode 498

16 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We ponder the Moana Lisa, Kristin confesses to her crimes, Scott tells his weird puke stories, we decide on the most stackable animals, and Max gets h...

The Comedy Button: Episode 497

09 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Sorry, everybody -- we made Ryan host again. Scott explains why he has no free time anymore, Brian learns how to smoke meat from flat-earthers, and we...

The Comedy Button: Episode 496

02 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's the latest episode of the Comedy Button, the Internet's #1 fine art and movie podcast. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scov...

The Comedy Button: Episode 495

25 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Settle in with us as we finally get some real pizza whistles and swazzle stars, and Scott tells us his wild and crazy Michigan tales about the firewor...

The Comedy Button: Episode 494

18 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Wrestling and comic books are all pretty dumb, cell phones make horror movies way less scary, Ryan has no idea what people do at bars, and we decide w...

The Comedy Button: Episode 493

11 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We learn that private schools even have ritzy bullies, Ryan tells us about all the coins he's hoarding for the boatman, Max books a sewer tour, and we...

The Comedy Button: Episode 492

04 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We have a good old-fashioned debate about how bad the Lord of the Rings movies are, offer up some terrible ideas about all the stupidest food, and hav...

The Comedy Button: Episode 491

28 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We do our annual check-in on monster cereal, Ryan returns to Benihana at long last, and we realize we're into a bunch of boring adult stuff now. Starr...

The Comedy Button: Episode 490

21 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to the Comedy Button, your #1 source for mummy lore, mummy facts, and other mummy-related stuff. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Sc...

The Comedy Button: Episode 489

14 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It turns out you really CAN forget how to ride a bike, we don't know much about throwing balls around, bad horror movies are good horror movies, and w...

The Comedy Button: Episode 488

07 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We vote on the world's most official best donuts list, identify the celebrities that definitely eat leftovers, and figure out what kinds of enchanted ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 487

30 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Seth Macy returns to tell us about the old new Maine news, the new new Maine news, all the cool teen snacks of 20xx, downloading shareware games from ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 486

23 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We ring in poopin' season with some talk about the James Bonds, Max finds his stud finder (or did the stud finder find him?), we recount some dumb sch...

The Comedy Button: Episode 485

16 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kristin tells us about the Godzilla MonsterVerse, and then we learn the difference between tunnels and chunnels, and reminisce about the before times....

The Comedy Button: Episode 484

09 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ryan schools everybody on the best techno music, we try to rank the worst U.S. Presidents, Max tells us all about getting peed on by his infant, and w...

The Comedy Button: Episode 483

02 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We're learning about the birds and the bees week, cuz Max is a BABBY DADDY! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristi...

The Comedy Button: Episode 482

26 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's time to eat some X-rated pizza, talk about TV shows we love that will be regarded as old people stuff in several years, recall our biggest high s...

The Comedy Button: Episode 481

19 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In an episode that is definitely kinda messed up because our podcasting platform's redesign unexpectedly broke our audio (sorry about that), Ryan has ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 480

12 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Our recording software's new version sucks (except for the new sound board that Ryan's been tormenting everyone with), Scott had an encounter with som...

The Comedy Button: Episode 479

05 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Scott finds Ryan's old coffee stains, we reveal our dream casting for the Macho Man biopic, Medieval Times is apparently dealing with the pandemic rat...

The Comedy Button: Episode 478

26 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jared Petty joins us to talk about life on the farm (and the cultural paradox that is North Carolina), Kristin reveals her least-favorite part of the ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 477

19 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We had a happy Saturday recording day to tell you all about the mile high club (not that one you sick sex pervert), throw down with an east coast vs. ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 476

12 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Guest host Laura Kate Dale wrote an entire book about video game butts, so of course we need to talk all about it! Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 475

05 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Scott's busy moving, Brian loves a good baseball bat of meat, Max wants a treadmill desk, Ryan never wants to board a cruise ship, and Kristin has the...

The Comedy Button: Episode 474

29 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kristin gets a dog, we remember the most inappropriate things we've worn at work, the Ford Bronco is uncanceled, and we learn where to take Ryan on a ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 473

22 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We talk about the world's weirdest robot movie, the most trivial things that made us cry, our personal showering policies, and how we got all these sc...

The Comedy Button: Episode 472

15 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

What a stupid year 2021 already is! Let's forget about all that for a few minutes and talk about Brian's Costco check-out etiquette, Max's unexpectedl...

The Comedy Button: Episode 471

08 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We start 2021 off with a bang by clearing the air about some of our dumb and bad D&D ideas, learning about Oklahoma's official state drink, and provid...

The Comedy Button: Episode 470 -- The D&D Adventure

01 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's off to the haunted windmill in this fourth and final (for now) episode of the Comedy Button's Dungeons & Dragons campaign. The party loots some g...

The Comedy Button: Episode 469 -- The D&D Adventure

25 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

In this third episode of our epic Dungeons & Dragons campaign, Brian takes some time out for a little Dungeons & DoorDash, the party tries to pull the...

The Comedy Button: Episode 468 -- The D&D Adventure

18 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

In the second episode of our four-part Dungeons & Dragons adventure, our motley crew takes a break from their indecisiveness to harass some townies an...

The Comedy Button: Episode 467 -- The D&D Adventure

11 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Hail and well-met, or something! In the first of a four-part Dungeons & Dragons adventure, three malcontent travelers from what may as well be a rando...

The Comedy Button: Episode 466

04 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We have some video oopsies, Brian and Max declare war on pie, Brendan Fraser leaves and comes back again, we have some audio oopsies, people tell us a...

The Comedy Button: Episode 465

27 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join us as we delve into the town pervert's 'nog stash, marvel at all of Panera's stupid terrible bread, weigh the pros and cons of Costco's private j...

The Comedy Button: Episode 464

20 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We resurrect Heathcliff from the dead, celebrate the unintentional comedy of Baywatch, try to figure out a movie worth renting out an entire theater f...

The Comedy Button: Episode 463

13 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

A heartfelt congratulations to the Denver Broncos for the big electoral win, Jenn and Max Scoville for getting pregnant during the apocalypse, and all...

The Comedy Button: Episode 462

06 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Denver Broncos sweep 2020 in a surprise election landslide, we try to remember all of our stupidest injuries, Scott talks us through his sweet dan...

The Comedy Button: Episode 461

30 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

In our 2020 Halloween spook-tacular, Kristin tells terrifying tales of trick-or-treating in Bel Air, Max courts catastrophe by consuming corpse-flavor...

The Comedy Button: Episode 460

23 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to our ninth birthday skeleton spectacular, where we introduce Tom Bombadil the shock jock, unveil the world's stupidest sound board, recount ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 459

16 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Brian tethers in from his phone to help us recite all the definitions of a Rat King, learn all the fun facts about Donatello, vote on the sexiest fast...

The Comedy Button: Episode 458

09 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Guest host Zach Ryan fills in to help us examine the weird logistics of moving during a pandemic, determine what an a-hole looks like, (masterfully) d...

The Comedy Button: Episode 457

02 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's a week of bad legs, bad dates, bad action figures, bad anime superpowers, and a little bit of good advice. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, ...

The Comedy Button: Episode 456

25 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We briefly turn into a video game podcast before getting down in the dirt with patio pounders, Monster Jam, the stupidest things we'd theoretically bu...

The Comedy Button: Episode 455

18 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Our pal Jack DeVries joins in to give us an update on how his 2020 is going, we concept some bad Machinima TV, Scott has a very bad technology day bef...

The Comedy Button: Episode 454

11 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We go down the weirdest Winnie the Pooh philosophical rabbit hole, discuss Ryan's funeral wishes (don't worry -- he hasn't accidentally slipped on any...