The Comedy Button
Episodes
The Comedy Button: Episode 254
04 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Who's your favorite tennis player? Ours is Anaconda Kournikova. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
The Comedy Button: Episode 253
28 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
What's our favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles porn? Were the Gobots really that bad? Who would play us in a Comedy Button movie? What were the best...
The Comedy Button: Episode 252
21 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Hey, pro tip for life: DON'T HAVE A WEDDING ON A HOLIDAY WEEKEND. We promise, your friends and family definitely don't like you that much. Starring Br...
The Comedy Button: Episode 251
14 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
What would our last meal on death row be? You should definitely know better than to ask us a question like that. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley,...
The Comedy Button: Episode 250
07 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It's our quarter-millennium milestone -- and the end of an era, as our pal Anthony rides off into the sunset. It'll be OK, we promise! Starring Brian ...
The Comedy Button: Episode 249
30 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Turns out, cereal monsters are the stupidest kinds of monsters, because they don't make any god damned sense. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, An...
The Comedy Button: Episode 248
23 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Good news, everyone: Scott inadvertently figured out how to troll jukebox-equipped bars across the United States, from the comfort of your own homes. ...
The Comedy Button: Episode 247
16 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
These idiots all think that they can replace Ryan Scott with a Ryan Scott sound board, but YOU CAN'T REPLACE RYAN SCOTT! After all, who would write th...
The Comedy Button: Episode 246
09 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
We get intimate with our old pal Applejack, find some creative uses for a kangaroo pouch, debate the world's scariest cereal mascot, and learn all abo...
The Comedy Button: Episode 245
02 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Guest hosts Andrew Goldfarb and Zach Ryan sit in to tell us about the European vacation they went on with Brian. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley,...
The Comedy Button: Episode 244
26 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready for our hot new sitcom, "Curiosity: The Mars Robot." Or maybe "Mars: The Curiosity Robot." We don't actually know how TV works. Starring Bri...
The Comedy Button: Episode 243
19 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Max adopts a blind goose, Brian encounters a street terrorist armed with Red Bull, and Anthony shares his favorite meal to beat the summer heat: a nic...
The Comedy Button: Episode 242
12 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Guest host and celebrity ghost Vincent Price briefly joins us, as Scott recalls his whirlwind tour across Europe and picks a fight with Australia. Sta...
The Comedy Button: Episode 241
05 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Brian played a live game of Double Dare, and Max hung out with DMX in a hotel parking lot. Yes, these are both things that happened in 2016. Starring ...
The Comedy Button: Episode 240
29 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Our friend Chastity Vicencio joins us to talk about what it was like working for Jimmy Fallon, how she almost became a teen pop sensation, and that on...
The Comedy Button: Episode 239
22 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Firemen have the easiest job in the world, except for those few hours a year where they really, really don't. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, An...
The Comedy Button: Episode 238
15 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The podcast's one sane man attempts to explain Doctor Who to a bunch of people who cannot even begin to understand how awesome it is. Starring Brian A...
The Comedy Button: Episode 237
08 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Our pal Jared Petty joins us this week to talk about all the delicious candy that takes us back to the good old days. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bro...
The Comedy Button: Episode 236
01 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Mike Drucker joins us once again, to brag about how smart he was in high school -- so smart, in fact, that one time someone pulled a gun on him. Starr...
The Comedy Button: Episode 235
24 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
We know we're shameless pawns of the patriarchy when we say this, but man, living with naked women sure is cool. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley,...
The Comedy Button: Episode 234
17 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone, we found out some hot dirty news about Toad and Frog. It involves the F-word a lot. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, ...
The Comedy Button: Episode 233
10 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Mike Drucker sits in for Ryan this week -- and he and Brian have a serious talk about Florida, the Everglades, and why Forrest Gump secretly sucks. St...
The Comedy Button: Episode 232
03 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Guest hosts Alanah Pearce and Zach Ryan stop by to help us figure out how many bands old we are, and which celebrities we could most convincingly pret...
The Comedy Button: Episode 231
27 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for your latest episode of Max Scoville's Yucky Boobies Monthly, everybody. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scovil...
The Comedy Button: Episode 230
20 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Our best friend for life, Applejack, makes his triumphant return this week, before we get really sad about the deaths of NYC's Toys R Us and FAO Schwa...
The Comedy Button: Episode 229
13 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The one and only Jack DeVries is back to give us the latest scoop on his love life, express his love for watching animated movies while under the infl...
The Comedy Button: Episode 228
06 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The '90s were... weird. They were very, very weird. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.
The Comedy Button: Episode 227
29 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It's historical fact week! Did you know that ninjas used cat eyes to tell time? Or that cowboys used to have to get... creative in how they visualized...
The Comedy Button: Episode 226
22 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
We attempt to explain American politics to an Australian, via Dragon Ball Z and Pokemon references. Which... sounds about right these days. Starring B...
The Comedy Button: Episode 225
15 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we podcast because Scott's new cat LETS us podcast. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.
The Comedy Button: Episode 224
08 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
When our wives get together, they talk about actual things, while (presumably) plotting against us. When we get together, we talk about rat deathmatch...
The Comedy Button: Episode 223
01 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
When the worst things happen in life, the best thing to do is to surround yourself with the people who make you the happiest. A very special episode o...
The Comedy Button: Episode 222
25 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we've got a couple of awesome guest stars here to give you some hot ASMR videos and a long-awaited Snakequake update. Starring Brian Altano...
The Comedy Button: Episode 221
18 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian and Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon writer Mike Drucker joins us to discuss the fake history of the world's worst musical instrument, how to d...
The Comedy Button: Episode 220
11 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
We pretend to be cavemen that have to hunt for our own food with a tennis racket, learn we don't know anything about Russia, and wonder if those damn ...
The Comedy Button: Episode 219
04 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Who likes truck fights? WE LIKE TRUCK FIGHTS. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
The Comedy Button: Episode 218
26 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK, we've got some dirty, dirty duck tales for you. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max S...
The Comedy Button: Episode 217
19 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Anthony has started up a bad bromance with returning guest host Jared Petty, who conjures up some old southern twang to tells us some tales. Starring ...
The Comedy Button: Episode 216
12 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
We don't understand YouTube. Or the Internet. Or modern dating. Or anything, really. Send help! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and ...
The Comedy Button: Episode 215
05 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Only '10s kids will understand these amazing William Howard Taft facts! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with speci...
The Comedy Button: Episode 214
29 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Pro tip: If you light yourself on fire, just look for some water to jump in or something. Those fire extinguishers are a pain to work with. Starring B...
The Comedy Button: Episode 213
22 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Max went to Vietnam and had himself a big ol' nightmare vacation. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville...
The Comedy Button: Episode 212
15 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
When we were kids, they always promised us candy and orange slices after we played those dumb sports. So yeah, you're darn right we played them. Starr...
The Comedy Button: Episode 211
08 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
So, stop us if you've heard this one already: Star Wars. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott.
The Comedy Button: Episode 210
01 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
We were going to make some New Year's resolutions, but we got distracted by all of Klasky Csupo's insane-looking '90s cartoon characters. Starring Br...
The Comedy Button: Episode 209
25 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Internet superstar Anthony Carboni is here to help us pitch the greatest low-budget thriller since Sharknado. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, An...
The Comedy Button: Episode 208
18 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
It turns out, we don't understand siblings, mouth stuff, Helen Keller, fish tanks, history, or a lot of other stuff. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Brom...
The Comedy Button: Episode 207
11 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
How do seasons work in California? How does Ryan get sick? How much did '80s garbage dumps rule? These are the questions that matter. Starring Brian A...
The Comedy Button: Episode 206
04 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Anthony is smack-dab in the middle of creating a real-life sequel to The 'Burbs. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, a...
The Comedy Button: Episode 205
27 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
We have way too much to say about pee. WAY. TOO. MUCH. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
The Comedy Button: Episode 204
20 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
We sure have dropped a lot of F-bombs on this show -- one very patient fan even counted them up. Seriously, there's a spreadsheet and everything! Star...
The Comedy Button: Episode 203
13 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
It's vacations all around, as Brian reconnects with the motherland (AKA New York), and Max checks into a ritzy Mexico hotel using all that white privi...
The Comedy Button: Episode 202
06 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Applejack the centaur is here to tell you about horse pills. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
The Comedy Button: Episode 201
30 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
TV host and gaming icon Adam Sessler stopped by to talk about some porno we found in the woods, life after G4, and a bunch of spooky stuff -- because ...
The Comedy Button: Episode 200
23 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
The Boozeocalypse. The Alcoholocaust. Hurl Harbor. Wine/11. Whatever you want to call it, it's our long-awaited 200th episode spectacular, and we're g...
The Comedy Button: Episode 199
16 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
So... what would Shredder have done if he'd ever ACTUALLY killed the Ninja Turtles? Ever think about that one? Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, A...
The Comedy Button: Episode 198
09 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we're talking about grown-up stuff, like pooping your pants at work. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Sco...
The Comedy Button: Episode 197
02 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Anthony entered into hostile negotiations with a business of raccoons. And it looks like their stock prices... have hit rock-bottom. Starring Brian Al...
The Comedy Button: Episode 196
25 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Our significant others have all ganged up and are now plotting against us. Pretty cool. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan S...
The Comedy Button: Episode 195
18 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Did you think we would ever stop with those dumb MYYYY WIIIIIIFE jokes? Well, Scott Bromley got married, so that's never going to happen! Starring Bri...
The Comedy Button: Episode 194
11 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Only '90s kids will remember this one weird wedding trick. Churches HATE this guy. Secrets you never knew! Number 6 will shock you! Starring Brian Alt...
The Comedy Button: Episode 193
04 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Our close encounter with the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile got us wondering exactly how many hot dogs a person eats every year. Starring Brian Altano, Scot...
The Comedy Button: Episode 192
28 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
We're all pretty depressed. It might have something to do with the big bag of POGs that we just bought. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony ...
The Comedy Button: Episode 191
21 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
The cast is divided on their opinions about outdoor urination, but they're all pretty sure all those inflatable protest rats are stupid, and limousine...
The Comedy Button: Episode 190
14 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
While Max and guest host Andrew Goldfarb went to the land of hamburgers and better-tasting gummy bears (AKA Germany), Brian had things pulled out of h...
The Comedy Button: Episode 189
07 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Scott's bachelor party proved once and for all that we are a bunch of giant, adult children who probably need supervision (also: it was awesome). Star...
The Comedy Button: Episode 188
31 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Max Scoville reveals that you, too, could be the unwitting victim of a criminal house-pooper. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, ...
The Comedy Button: Episode 187
24 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Skunkin', poop-mowin', and piracy: It's all in a week's work for the Comedy Button. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott...
The Comedy Button: Episode 186
17 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week, THE COMEDY BUTTON REACTS to all the commercials at San Diego Comic-Con, fireworks that will probably wake up the neighbors, and all the dep...
The Best of the Comedy Button: 2015 Edition
10 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Need some laughs? Try this collection of the Comedy Button's best bits on for size, and we guarantee that we'll brighten your day -- and maybe even dr...
The Comedy Button: Episode 185
03 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Anthony is either going to start collecting tomahawks, or buy a donkey. One of these things may be true. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony...
The Comedy Button: Episode 184
26 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Max gets so much action in haunted houses, we might as well start calling him Fred. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott...
The Comedy Button: Episode 183
19 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
One man made a recent pilgrimage to the home of the Goonies -- and he definitely found some rich stuff. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Sco...
The Comedy Button: Episode 182
12 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
We have some deep thoughts on the anatomy of Greek statues. Also: Anthony went to Disneyland, where he learned that selfie sticks can kill you. Starri...
The Comedy Button: Episode 181
05 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Brian's European Vacation was way better than that stupid movie sequel that's coming out soon. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos,...
The Comedy Button: Episode 180
29 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Our pizza place has been taken over by jocks. Also, there are some animals we really don't want to eat. Can you guess which ones they are? Starring Br...
The Comedy Button: Episode 179
22 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Guest host Marty Sliva joins us once again to talk about his "style" (mind the air quotes), and we discover that we have some awesome female listeners...
The Comedy Button: Episode 178
15 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Church's Game of the Year Edition came out, and Scott was on the scene to give us an updated review. Spoiler: It's worse. Starring Brian Altano, Scott...
The Comedy Button: Episode 177
08 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... and then it stumbles awkwardly into the Comedy Button recording studio. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, ...
The Comedy Button: Episode 176
01 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
While half of the cast was off at a Star Wars LARP, Anthony made a house for his cat. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Sco...
The Comedy Button: Episode 175
24 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
High school reunions are stupid, but not as much as actual high school! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with speci...
The Comedy Button: Episode 174
17 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
We have way too much to say about who should play Krang in the next terrible Ninja Turtles movie. Call your agent, Verne Troyer. Starring Brian Altano...
The Comedy Button: Episode 173
10 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
The We Have Concerns podcast's Anthony Carboni joins us to puzzle over the wild experience that was WrestleMania. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley...
The Comedy Button: Episode 172
03 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Mike Drucker -- Tonight Show writer extraordinaire -- drops by to talk about comedy, Nintendo, and how much fun he and Brian used to have working toge...
The Comedy Button: Episode 171
27 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Guest host (and Giant Bombcast regular) Dan Ryckert tells us why Taco Bell is the best, why wrestling is awesome, and why Jose Canseco is his archneme...
The Comedy Button: Episode 170
20 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Buzzfeed is the future, everybody. Deal with it! Also, moving really sucks. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Ma...
The Comedy Button: Episode 169
13 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Max and Anthony live together now! It's like some weird porno plot, except with toy store trips instead of sex. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, ...
The Comedy Button: Episode 168
06 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
ANTHONY IS BACK! ANTHONY IS BACK! AND WE SAW MONSTER TRUCKS FIGHT! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scovill...
The Comedy Button: Episode 167
27 Feb 2015
Contributed by Lukas
We're gonna judge your "art," and then get drunk and go to incredibly stupid events. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scovill...
The Comedy Button: Episode 166
20 Feb 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Get drunk, find a toy store, and go to space. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
The Comedy Button: Episode 165
13 Feb 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Danny Tamberelli -- of Jounce, Manboobs, Grand Theft Auto V, and The Adventures of Pete & Pete fame -- pays us a visit to talk about the art of comedy...
The Comedy Button: Episode 164
06 Feb 2015
Contributed by Lukas
We have a serious talk about the nectar of life -- as well as a debate on the pros and cons of bull-riding. Also, hermit crabs are stupid. Just saying...
The Comedy Button: Ryan and Father One-on-One -- SNEAK PREVIEW! GET IT ON PATREON!
30 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Here's a sneak preview of our two-part interview with Ryan Scott's father, with cast reactions. It's just a short peek at what you're in store for whe...
The Comedy Button: Episode 163
30 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
We embark on a hot air balloon adventure, and tell some duck tales of a... very... different sort. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Galle...
The Comedy Button: Episode 162
23 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
We're gonna tell you why all those animals are stupid. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
The Comedy Button: Episode 161
16 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
We try to learn French from a classic '80s weed monster. Also: We're pretty sure Paddington Bear wears clothes because he's secretly a homicidal lunat...
The Comedy Button: Episode 160
09 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Anthony thought it would be a good idea to interview all of us, and ask us all of his long-burning questions. Short version: We're all fat and need to...
The Comedy Button: Episode 159
02 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
To help us celebrate 2015, former DeLorean owner Ryan McCaffrey regales us with tales about that one time when he got stuck in 1955. Starring Brian Al...
The Comedy Button: Episode 158
26 Dec 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Gumby is stupid, pogs were never cool, and Skeletor is advertising Honda cars on TV. WTF is wrong with this world? Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromle...
The Comedy Button: Episode 157
19 Dec 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Our recent foray into cooking was a complete disaster. Also, your friends' jokes probably suck. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos...