Chapter 1: What is the significance of Maggie Winters joining the podcast?
on to the guest today, we have a man coming up the line today, but the winner is Maggie Winters! Oh my god! I didn't even know you were here, but you said an episode after me. Yeah, I was like, you're the first. Yeah. I was like, I'm sitting in that chair. Someone is sitting in that chair. Someone all the time is like, great. It was her. Well, that was so fun. I'm still betting on you.
Don't be late. Can you say that? I think it's just something I know. On my show, unfortunately. I'll be fine. I'll talk to you. I think it's going to be my show. Unfortunately, I was a huge fan. Oh, my God. I'm so happy to have you. Because they were like, oh, I can't believe I'm here. When I watched this on the set, I was like, maybe they don't know who I am. I got tricked into having you here.
Yeah. No. I'm a big, wide, big, wide fan of you. Thank you. You're the world. You're the world's funniest. Oh, God. Did I laugh? We're trying. I feel like I'm making the joke too much on stage where I'm like, yeah, we can be funny now. I'm just going to look around like, oh. I don't know if it's a joke that people say or not. It's like, if I don't swing it, it's over. Yeah, I get that.
Sometimes I think some of my bad jokes get lost in the shuffle of my man-hating. Yes. Yeah. Sometimes I think people don't give me that credit.
Oh, this is amazing.
I'm not actually, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. I'm going to go in the right way because, yes, I'm still going to ask you more questions.
That's true. Yeah, he's also a Disney adult, like me. Yes. And that's my subway take. And someone did say, I have diabetes. That's my subway take.
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Chapter 2: What are the favorite foods mentioned at Disney parks?
Just for me, same matter with Disney adults. And then we went, so hard. You have diabetes. And that's how you found out?
Yeah, that's kind of a subway take comment. I do like the joke. Now, one more joke. I was like, I want to be like, I want to chase the gag. I was like, who? And you're like, it works for me a little bit, because you can see the gap. Is there something else? Yeah, I actually, where else? The gap. Yeah, the gap. Where else? I just saw a TikTok of that. Yes. Yes. Oh. Yes. Yes. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Mickey and Minnie, whatever, run away. And she's like, I want two reds. And I'm like, what's that? I'm like, what's that weird thing that we do? I'm a little girl. I worked there. Did you? I did a college program. I was a space cop in Tomorrowland. Just that and improv can't be bad. I mean, everything. I say this a lot more often.
Anything that they do, it's like, that's bad and crazy. I'm kind of like, what do you mean? Those are just stories. Yeah, like improv, like everything. That's actually, we don't like that. We don't like that. But because I have like a hand tattoo, but we're like, you can get away with that. I just feel like I have to just not dress. You can't have a tattoo on that. I do not. Me neither. Yeah.
Well, I have a crossbody. But I think part of that is because all of my tattoos are, like, cultural. So I would make this one look real for me, not real, depending on who you are.
It's not fun.
It's, like, all my tattoos have to match. I want them all to be similar. They're so beautiful. Thank you. I wish I had culture. I don't know. No, no, no, no, no. I don't think you have it. I don't think you have it. This is funny, though. I'm probably going to hate that I say this. My brother and the other best friend, they were, like, 22 years old.
I think that the Chicago flag touching New Jersey. Right. And now I was like, you're a cop?
And they're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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Chapter 3: How does Maggie's vegetarianism relate to her faith?
I'm like, three weeks. So, like, since you're in your employer, I'm fine. Yeah. And you're Irish? I'm, like, 7% Irish, but that will change over time. Yeah, it just depends on who you ask, right? Yeah, I do that, too. Oh, I didn't know my mom was a historian and trustee, too. Yeah. Like, everyone's like, let's do this. To get to the bottom of that. Yeah.
She didn't know, like, she wanted to connect, like, with the family tree. Interesting. But she didn't, it's, it's sad because it's so much of a, like, I found out that our, you know, like, cousins, sisters, and our aunt, she got a heart attack. She's in Arizona. And you're like, I don't know. I never knew her. I don't know. I'm scared. I don't know. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared.
I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. their son. She's deaf. She's different. Can you believe that? It's because my fiance's mom is white, and she's a white, yeah, lover.
And she is looking at me and she's looking at me and she's looking at me and she's looking at me and she's looking at me and she's looking at me and she's looking at me and she's looking at me and she's looking at me and she's looking at me and she's looking at me and she's looking at me and she's looking at me and she's looking at me and she's looking at me and she's looking at me and she's looking at me and she's looking at me and she's looking at me and she's looking at me and she's looking at me and she's looking at me and she's looking at me and she's looking at me and she's looking at me and she's looking at me and she's looking at me and she's looking at me and she's looking at me and she's looking at me and she's looking at me and she
You're kidding. Yeah. No matter what it is, it could be like, this is like something for someone bad. And she'll be like, to you, you're lying. You've got to be able to tell if you can believe it or not. It's true. I'm dead serious. If you can believe it. My mom on the phone, she's like, ah, stop. What? And you're going to laugh. And you're like, oh, what happened? She goes, nothing.
I'm like, wait, who died? Nobody. She's always going to have to be like, I thought I was an actress. This is awesome. Speaking of you being an actress, we did care about this on your part. Yeah, well, because we were talking about leaving for the same point. Yeah. Now you've been away. I remember before, I'm like, oh my gosh, what is that? And you're like, it was the same point. Yeah.
And then I said, yeah, it's the same point. Because I know they're making me one of a thousand. And I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it.
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I bitched about not getting any casting call whatsoever, but I went back on a little further on the line of action, which kind of felt like they walked out of town. That seemed weird to me. I was like, OK, one, two, but that's already in at least kind of an element. Hello? Hello? Hello? And so I bitched about it so much online. Like, they got so much attention that they didn't reach out to me.
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Chapter 4: What unique experiences did they share about family and food?
It was so nice. Yeah. It was just kind of a really, really hot and nice. It was just so nice. Because they're both good. Come on. No, come on. I know it's really fucking annoying. That's actually perfect because recently my man boxes. So he's been boxing for like two-ish years now and he really likes that. Yeah, I've heard that. Yeah, I've heard that. I've heard that a few times. Yeah.
So he boxes a lot. When we go to the gym and stuff, and he was telling me recently, he said, this always happens when I box. At every gym I've ever boxed at, there will always be at least one guy who happens to be short every time. Listen, it's your guys' fault at that point. It's a pattern. Or what do you call it?
So he said that couple of times after I'm done, I'll be doing my whatever the fuck he does. And he goes, and I'll go buy my bag. I'll just be carrying it there, catching my bag. And then this guy will just wander over to the bags and then punch it really hard. He says, every time. And then sometimes they'll come back, and then they'll kick it.
And he said that every time it's two punches, and then they just go away. And they walk away. They're not boxing. And they were just there for it. I can do it, too. Yeah. And then he said, and then if they come back, they kick it. Like, do you kick it, too? Oh, my god. And so we were at our gym that we always go to. And he just wrote the address.
And then we were talking, and we were next to the bags. Because I was telling him something. And then this guy I've never seen before walked by and then did the two punches. He goes, did you see them? And he's like, watch. He's going to come back and he's going to take it. And then probably five minutes later, he circled back again. So I just boxed it up. Oh, my god. It's so strange.
It's such a posturing thing. Yes. Oh, my god. They live in a prison. I was only going to ask you that. I do. I was only going to ask you that. Yeah, there's a time when we moved in. Are you ever attracted to men? Because women go to something like that. Well, I actually am not. I'm not sexually violent. I guess what I'm trying to say is that sometimes it's like,
I've been trying to just stop them. Maybe, like, don't have that. It's obviously complicated. Yeah, like, they, you can't count. They're like, I don't do it. Yeah, I've never heard of that. I don't count. I don't know. No, I was always like, oh, there are some sort of men I've met who I haven't noticed.
They were short again, like, for, like, years, and, you know, I've met, like, a B or one, a D or one, or whatever it is. And he, like, I think he's, like, maybe five, six. I don't even know, because I can't tell him. casual and very, like, nice and wonderful. And the way women are like, oh my god! I'm like, about everything.
Even one time we were going to dinner together a few times, and I'm like, probably one time, I was like, can you, like, keep it in your phone? One meal. It's literally because she just doesn't care. It's like her intelligence doesn't play a factor. It doesn't They're like, cut me a part of your chamber. I could go like, I don't know. I don't know, guys.
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Chapter 5: What personal experiences with pets are shared?
Oh my god. Every time I tell him, oh my god, it's going to be Squid. I'm like, oh my god, that's so good. I can't, it would just be like, I came up with Squid, and my name came up with Tuna. So it really worked out. Yeah, that's what you're saying, yeah. We had a cat growing up, and it was crazy. Oh, okay. And her name was Richie. Oh, okay. Richie Carroll.
Which, I remember, it turned into a lot of different things because it was an all-black cat, and I was like, my mom, what is Richie? Richie Carroll. It was so funny. And then when she passed away, I came back, and I was like, I want to get another cat. And I got an allergy test. And the doctor was like, you're very allergic to cats. And I got a test. I was like, okay, it's going to be a small dog.
It was a small dog. It's very different. You're right. I think if we were running like a house and I want a dog, then I can like come home and be like, yeah, I want a cat. Yeah, that is true. Cats are just so independent. And I had a cat growing up. Yeah, I had a cat for like over 10 years. His name was Dexter. Dexter, yeah. But my mom has this weird thing about D-days.
Chapter 6: How did the discussion about pets lead to emotional moments?
So like all of me and my siblings have the same exact initials. Oh, yeah. D-T-B-A-L-L-Y-S. And all of our animals we have as pets. We have quite a few pets. I have all dogs and cats for the most at one point, like, it was weird. We don't have right now, but all brothers have a boyfriend. Yeah, we have a lot of, like, friends. And then they're, like, I think it's still in there.
And, like, we, I got the cat from it that day, which I, like, just, like, to try and put a child in a haircut. But we did have a slowdown. We had one pony. We had an English bulldog. We had two English bulldogs, but one of them we found on the lawn during the first day. And he goes, like, I was having fun for the longest time, and I feel like he looked at me like a fat lamb.
And I was like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if it was half budget. He was like in a large crash at the door. He was like, let me out.
Yeah, and he was prowling the neighborhood for a while. Okay, all right.
I mean, it was fixed. Well, that's my job. Yeah, yeah, it should still be there. You know, I'd like to walk the neighborhood, but he always came back. Mm-hmm. And he came outside. Yeah. Yeah, he knows where he was. Yeah, he knows where he was. And then they were registered, and he did get my number. And he was in the stock. And I feel like having him. just everything that's going on.
So she's the one who brought my cat's body to my house. But I remember like when I left her with the news, I remember being like super upset, even though I did want to pay him, but like we didn't have a very straight relationship. We didn't have a, we didn't have the time to, I really wanted him to come with me. I'm like, no, no, no, he just, he just, he never wanted to come with me.
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Chapter 7: What are the insights about life decisions and parenting?
And then the morning that he got ran over, I walked over to the TV and like stood up there and like, he got, got something pretty squishy, and I was like, oh no. And then when I turned on the light, it was a dead bird, and it was all bloody, and it was all over my car. And I was so disgusted, I gagged, and I had to pick it up and put it away.
And then I was yelling at him, and I was like, why would you do that? Even though I know this, I didn't get it. But I was like, why would you do that? Like, it's all moving up. And he just aced me the fuck out of the air. And then, like, he got right over there, and then I could start crying, because I really was like, I don't know why that's happening.
I was like, I don't think I'm going to sit that way. They're going to be lost. Come on. At least some of these cats are in this room. Oh, my god. That's a pretty cat. She would sleep before you. But she was like, come on, I want to pet her. She'd be like, no, no, no. She also brought me here. At the end point, still getting to give her a call after a little bit after this, trying to get the bird.
You're like, no, no, no, we're going to need that. I was like, I was like 22, and it's a weird thing. And you're like, I'm sad. And then your friend's over trying to make that up. Yeah, OK. You're like, well, this isn't like anything. I mean, it's very serious. How did you decide? But I was at home. I'm in college. I'm not going to say that. What kind of job would you want?
I definitely would have to say a rescue. I don't know. I don't know. I don't care. Do you want my work? How do you? I've watched them at night.
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Chapter 8: How do food experiences tie into the conversation?
They were small.
Oh, they were small. I don't know what you're talking about. How about you? No, I do know what kind. I was asking what kind. We've said that for so long. I'm not panicked, I don't know. I do learn some things, I do. And then I'm not, not like, I don't know what they're meant to be, I don't know what they're meant to be. I totally know what they're meant to be. I'm like, period. I'm like, period.
I'm like, period. I'm like, period. I'm like, period. I'm like, period. I'm like, period. And then I was wondering, I thought about it, I guess, and I'm like, you know, Yeah, we foster Mike, who I don't think is too nice to have. So Mike, he's completely different, but he's quite as nice. Yeah, we have certain signals. Sure, but he is, like, 100% deaf, so why not? It is really sweet.
He's everybody's favorite guy. When he comes over to squint, I love squint. Squint's very excitable. Like, he has a number meme, and he goes, like, he's just, like, very excitable. And he does have alopecia, so I think that's why he's so cool. So what do you think about it? He's balding right now, but everything on the back feels like that.
But the info, like, it was balding on both sides, and then it grew back in almost completely on one side, and then on the other side, it's getting bigger. although it's hard to see. They're always like, I don't know, sometimes they do that. Like they're really, I don't know.
What I was going to say, when I came out, my friend, he recently, we did different folks, and then obviously, I also got done this top palate surgery, and they basically Oh, my gosh. Yeah. I can't remember. I'm like, no, I can't remember. I can't remember. I can't remember. I can't remember. I can't remember. I can't remember. I can't remember. I can't remember. I can't remember.
Oh, let's go out and have a dog eat diapers. Right. So I had a little bit of poop on everything. And it was a torturous three days. For a while, it was constantly changing the diaper. That's saving. Right. My point being, we were going to decide we didn't want children. And we just decided that one child would go, shit like that, literally about four or three weeks later.
I was like, you know what? But yeah, no, I know for a fact that life's not for me. Nope. Not in a fucking way. Like, he was rubbing shit on everything. And when you watch the people that it's for them, I watch them and I'm like, I'm going to have that. Yeah, I agree. I'm like, you guys are rubbing it on for a while. I'm like, I'm going to have that. But you're like, I'm going to have that.
I don't know. But I think, too, my mother used to be like, I used to watch them and I'm like, for me. No, we are. We are. not close, someone has the ability to not be close at that point. I don't have that. I don't have that. We will care about that. Especially when we all hang out with the kids. We're having a hard job at that. Exactly, yeah.
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