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Chapter 1: What social dynamics are explored in apartment living?
I live in a big apartment complex, and I don't want to say hi to anyone. When I'm in the elevator, I hate just being like, you know, I'm like, oh, how far you want? And you're like, I don't, three, I'm going four, three. And then you have to, I hate this so much when you get in an elevator. I literally was on my phone the entire time.
You were faking a phone call, but then you still have to pretend, have a good one, as you walk out.
Hey, everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the Common Section Show. Sorry, me, your fave. Everybody knows me. Nobody cares about me. Happy New Year. First up, I'd like to present my shirt to all of you. It was one of my Christmas gifts, and it says, I'm afraid you've ratted your last tattoo-y, sir. With a very poor meme on it. I just want everyone to see it.
And I'm going to put it away. Back in the holster. Now we're on to the amazing, wonderful guest. Today we have the iconic, the legendary, the hilarious Brett Newstrom. Thank you so much.
Thank you so much for coming. Of course.
Look, we're matching too. I know. We're color coordinated.
I was afraid that, well, it said to like bring a couple options of clothes and I didn't. And I was like, if I wore the wrong thing, I'm going to be so pissed.
The way you were given explicit instruction.
And I was like, no, thank you. I also, when you were introducing your shirt, I wanted to laugh, but then I was so afraid I was going to mess up the intro. So I do love the shirt, and I wish I could have told you in real time, but now here I am. Thank you so much. Yeah, that's great.
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Chapter 2: What does Drew's shirt say and why is it significant?
And look, now we're black and blue, black and blue.
I know.
Perfect.
Which I don't think you're supposed to wear black and blue together, but I think we should take back the power.
Says who?
Society. Society.
We live in a society.
Exactly, we do. We absolutely do. We really do.
I'm so happy to have you.
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Chapter 3: How does pre-workout affect the guests' experiences?
I was in there for like 40 minutes.
When you know it's like bad.
Yeah.
people notice your absence yeah that's how you know i actually am terrified to go to the bathroom in public especially if i have to can i say yeah absolutely especially if the shit in public oh my god i i swear to god it literally needs to be like coming out of me because i'm like it needs to be under three minutes because the second someone like looks at their phone and like brett's been gone for then i want to die or like you come out of the bathroom there's a fucking line
And you're like, I was in there for that long.
And you come out and you're like, someone blew it up in front of the way.
Yeah, I'm like, oh my God, you guys. I don't know if you want to use this. The person right ahead of me destroyed this.
You just missed him.
Oh my God. He was just in there. It was, yeah, massive. I cleaned it up a little bit, but still there is the last scene. I just peed on top of it. Yeah, seriously. I literally just had a tinkle.
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Chapter 4: What bizarre job stories do they share?
That's what I thought I was going to do.
Are you really into sports?
Yeah, I mean, I was. I was, like, an athlete growing up. My dad used to be in the NFL, like, eons ago. So I thought I wanted to work in the NFL. Like, that's what I really wanted to do.
Yeah.
And I did end up working with them, but then they fired me. So...
That'll happen.
Yeah.
Wait, what was the first video you were roasting a man? And were you terrified to do it? And now is it like...
I mean, the first video, I can remember, like, oh, I don't know, like, actually roasting someone specifically. I don't really remember. I just remember the very first one I ever went viral with was me talking about very specific red flags in men. Okay. Because someone did, like, what are some weirdly specific ones that you have?
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Chapter 5: What humorous observations are made about social media interactions?
Did you blast party in the USA when you landed?
Yeah, of course.
Absolutely. Had to. And then you had cut-off shorts on.
Exactly. That wasn't part of it. Yeah, that was just, like... No, it's so funny to see the way I, like, dressed right when I moved out to L.A. It was, like, what I thought people in L.A. wore. And it's me. I have, like, a shoestring belt and, like... Supreme hoodie. Yeah, exactly.
I made my, my mom and I like came and visited LA like three months before I moved out and we went to like, do you like Fairfax? Like there's just like all the like hype beast stores. I bought like three hype beast hoodies.
Of course. I clocked it.
I'm like, this is what people wear mom.
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Chapter 6: How do the hosts address the challenges of online satire?
You don't get it.
I have to assimilate. I have to blend. You want me not have friends when I move out here? No, I need this fucking like skater hoodie, dude.
A skater hoodie and a vape.
Exactly. There you go. Yeah, and then I still didn't have friends for like three months. It didn't work.
Chapter 7: What advice is given to aspiring actors regarding social media?
And it didn't work? The hoodie didn't work? But I still looked sick as fuck for like three months with my vape and my hoodie.
So fucking sick.
Yeah, so cool. But wait, you moved out here for college and then did you... Yeah, well, I... I don't know why you grew up out here. Yeah, I'm from Southern California. And then you went away. I literally completely messed that up. No, you're just... So you're from Hawaii.
Chapter 8: How do the hosts reflect on the nature of comedic content?
You're like, no, you don't listen at all.
Yeah, I live... I was raised here. I was raised in Southern California. I'm from the Inland Empire.
Okay.
I'm an IE girl.
IE.
And I went to college in Hawaii because like my family lives in Hawaii too. So it's like I figured... I was like, yeah, I want to go there.
Yeah.
Be close to my roots out there. And then I went there and then I tried really hard to like get a job right after college. Didn't work. Shocker. And then I had to move back home. And then when I moved back home, I started dating my boyfriend. Now seven years ago.
Whoa.
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