Brett Neustrom

I live in a big apartment complex, and I don't want to say hi to anyone.

When I'm in the elevator, I hate just being like, you know, I'm like, oh, how far you want?

And you're like, I don't, three, I'm going four, three.

And then you have to, I hate this so much when you get in an elevator.

I literally was on my phone the entire time.

You were faking a phone call, but then you still have to pretend, have a good one, as you walk out.

Thank you so much for coming.

Of course.

I was afraid that, well, it said to like bring a couple options of clothes and I didn't.

And I was like, if I wore the wrong thing, I'm going to be so pissed.

And I was like, no, thank you.

I also, when you were introducing your shirt, I wanted to laugh, but then I was so afraid I was going to mess up the intro.

So I do love the shirt, and I wish I could have told you in real time, but now here I am.

Thank you so much.

Yeah, that's great.

I know.

Which I don't think you're supposed to wear black and blue together, but I think we should take back the power.

Society.

Society.

Exactly, we do.