MATTEO LANE CAN SING AT YOUR WEDDING OR FUNERAL (Ft. Matteo Lane) | Episode 239
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Who is Matteo Lane and how did he first get into comedy?
Occasionally when I will look at a comment or two, my favorite is if someone says something mean, I love when there's a spelling error.
Me too.
Because then I'm like, now, this is just, I'll always write whatever word they meant to say, like a there, there, there.
Yeah, you put a little asterisk next to it.
Yeah, and I'm like, you meant that one's possessive.
Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me, your fave, everybody knows me, who cares about me. On to the guests. Today we have the iconic, the legendary, the hilarious Mateo Lane.
Woo! So excited to be here.
Welcome to the show.
Thank you. We could just keep talking about dry eye, but I prefer.
And we were getting into dry eye. We were. We
can come back to it. I'm happy to.
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I know.
I'm
also rarely in Los Angeles, by
the way. I know. That's what your team has told me. Yes. And that makes sense because I feel...
And by
my
team, it's Nick. He's not in LA. He's not coming.
Yeah, he's not here. Stop
asking.
I literally feel forcibly bi-coastal because I do work in New York a ton.
Yeah.
But I feel the same way when I get a lot of ops from New York. I'm like, I'm not... I'm not there we'll come
on my next podcast sometime
I would love to we would have a lot of fun in fact that's actually a perfect segue because I've been seeing a ton of your clips where you have other comedians and you guys answer like relationship questions
sometimes
oh
like when I do my advice specials
on stage yes oh yeah
for sure
and I was like and I saw one with you and Nikki Glaser who I love I do love her she's amazing and I was like okay so when I see Mateo I'm gonna ask can you please let me come do one of those
100% I'm
doing one
are you in New York on the 16th
of this month
yeah
no
I'll be in Florida okay
we're in Florida Orlando
fine I will we're trying to do it now to replace my Sunday long story short we're going to be doing weekly but we have to do them all in one night so I think the next one we'll film might be in November we'll We'll exchange a
phone. And I may be in New York in November. OK. OK. Come on. Me, literally, I'm like, we'll do Google Cal. Like, me syncing it now. Great. Live on the show. Got to put you on the spot. You know
what I mean? OK, that's fine. You're
welcome to. Just in case it was a no. It's a real gun to the head. You know what I mean? I
would love that. That would be fun. It's fun. I mean, the good thing about it is you can't prep for any of the questions.
Yes. And so you're
just like, all right, who has a question? Depending on who the comic is to more hands will raise or not raise like Nikki, lots of hands raised. Then Keith Robinson got on and they're all scared of him.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Who is Matteo Lane and how did he first get into comedy?
0:00–9:59
2
How has the internet changed opportunities for queer comedians?
9:59–20:19
3
What’s it like touring internationally and favorite cities on the road?
20:19–33:15
4
Why does Matteo avoid seafood after his mysterious blister incident in Spain?
33:15–41:36
5
Can Matteo sing on a wedding or funeral stage and does he want to do Broadway?
41:36–49:52
6
What video games does Matteo play and why does he love them?
49:52–58:49
7
What advice does Matteo give to aspiring comics about work ethic and community?
58:49–1:07:03
8
Where can listeners find Matteo online and what’s next for him?
1:07:03–1:15:31
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