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Chapter 1: What are the highlights of Bianca Del Rio's career?
hey everyone it's drew before we get into this week's episode i just want to remind y'all some really awesome amazing facts first of all the episode you're about to watch is 101 100 episodes i've been irritating everybody for over 100 full length episodes that's fucking amazing
And if you haven't watched just yet, the 100th episode was actually a compilation of all 100 episodes up until the one you're about to watch now. So make sure y'all go watch the compilation. Y'all watch this new episode and y'all watch all 99 others before it because I told you to. Anyways, on to the episode. Bye.
I love a review before it comes out.
This is good. And if it sucks, that's her fault, not mine. Okay, you know what?
You went too far. I went along with your fucking Golden Globe joke. You can go along with me, bitch. Pulling out her titties.
So original. Hey, everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the Comment Section Show starring me, your fave. Everybody knows me. Nobody ever gives a fuck about me anymore. We already talked about that. On to the guests. Everyone's favorite part of every episode. I know. Today we have the legendary, the iconic, the amazing, the wonderful Bianca Del Rio.
Woo! Woo!
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Chapter 2: How does Bianca Del Rio feel about male comedians and misogyny?
Those are some serious words to describe me. And I often say, when you say icon and legendary, that just means old, right? Isn't that the case? Yeah. Yeah, and the kids use icon a little too much now. They just throw it away. They're like, oh, she's iconic. She's 12. She's fucking 12. It's like, save that for a Tina Turner. Save that for a Beyonce. Don't waste it on some second-rate drag queen.
Okay, I take it back. Okay, thanks. Thank you so much for coming on the show. Please, thank you for having me. I'm honored to have you.
Oh, you've got to get out more if you're honored by me.
Really. You're a ledge, man.
Really. Yeah, I'm a ledge. Many people have jumped off of me. I guarantee it. Many men have jumped off of me.
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Chapter 3: What is the origin story behind May/June weddings?
And gotten off on you.
Oh, that too. There is people with a clown fetish, I must tell you. I guarantee it. It's freaky, though, because it's no one you ever like. You know what I mean? It's always like somebody's dad or uncle out of prison where they're not too picky.
Yeah. Always like they look like they snuck on earth. That is a perfect description. They're not supposed to be here. Yes. It's like just once, could it be someone, I don't know, good looking? That's never the case, though. That's never the case.
Or if they are good looking, they end up being like a killer or don't pay their taxes or you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Yeah. So you don't want any of that. So I'm happy with what I got.
Period.
Serious.
I'm so honored to have you. I'm a huge fan.
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Chapter 4: Why should people stop coming for Taylor Swift?
You have impeccable taste. Thank you so much.
You know what's so funny is my show, I joke about it all the time, but I'm like, my show is all my favorite drag queens and gay people.
As it should be. As it should be. Yeah, but you know, it's also, it says something about you if the drag queens like you. You know what I mean?
I take it as a huge compliment.
It should be. Yeah, we're a very limited group, you know? Yeah, and we're all fucking bitches. Well, cunts is a better word.
Yeah, cunts, yeah.
I mean, because bitches, bitches here. I mean, anybody can be a bitch, but you need to be smart to be a cunt.
Yeah, fucking, I'm like fucking mean. That's why they love me. You need to, you know what, is it mean or is it honesty? I'm both.
Wait, I'm mentioning honesty as I sit here in a wig. Yeah. Just be yourself.
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Chapter 5: What are the cultural differences in hygiene between countries?
That's great for TSA.
I'm just like you. I put my wig on one bald head at a time.
As you should. I think wigs are important. I think it takes a certain type of person to wear a wig, and it takes a certain type of person to admit that they wear a wig. Period. You know, when you're trying to lie to the world like you're not wearing a wig, like some of these men with these hair, what do they call them now? They're not hair transplants, but it's like a little wiglet slash toupee.
Unit. Unit.
Thank you.
And they glue it to the bald head, and then it looks good for about a hot minute, and then the hair underneath grows out, and all I'm thinking about, call me crazy, is the smell. What is festering? It's like a crock pot. It's just dirt, nasty, and this is like straight man funk underneath a wiglet unit. Period.
And can you wash the wiglet?
Well, you can wash that above, but it's what's underneath. I mean, I know what my balls smell like in pantyhose for a couple of hours. Yeah, that's a visual.
You know what's crazy is like,
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Chapter 6: How does Bianca Del Rio view the evolution of drag culture?
Just tombstones spaced out. So I'm all for it. But they go to Turkey to get the teeth and get the wigs. And I'm like, good for you.
Yeah. Save a couple of dollars.
It's true. I mean, because also, you know, getting that done in America is pretty expensive. Oh, my God. I know.
And also, I feel like they've just mastered it. Oh, totally. Great job. That'll last forever.
And you're like in a resort for like a week while your head and your teeth heal. And then they send you back home.
It's a good thing. Right, so when men, straight men especially, when they go and get hair transplants or get any sort of work done, or they inject steroids or whatever, I'm always like, and if y'all hate trans people and gay people famously.
Isn't that funny?
Yeah, and when we call it gender affirming care for you as well, all of a sudden... It all changes.
Yeah, it's a big deal. What is it? Mary Lou Retton, who's now complaining about her illness and her madness because now she can't get insurance because of her pre-existing conditions. But yet she was against Obamacare.
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Chapter 7: What advice does Bianca Del Rio have for aspiring comedians?
You know what it's like?
Look here, bitch. Look here. Now, you were cute on the Wheaties box a couple years ago. What, 20, 30 years ago?
Yeah.
I think.
But it's just like, girl, shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up. You know what I mean? Karma's a bitch.
It is a bitch. She always comes back. And so are we.
She's Republican. It's a whole other story.
Yeah, so fuck her.
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Chapter 8: What were the reactions to Joe Coy's Golden Globes performance?
What?
Take that. Give us some salt.
I'm like, speaking of Mary Lou, just kidding. I'm like, we actually have her. Hi, Mary. So anyways, Bianca, you're a fucking icon. Everybody has quoted you. First of all, I do have a pressing question. I know that your Not Today Satan quote was one of the most quoted off your season. And I'm so curious, do you ever get tired of hearing people regurgitate your quotes back to you?
Well, you know what's funny is that when you're filming the show, you're in a bubble. I mean, you talk so much shit. And you're trapped in a world, and you have no idea. And truly, I haven't seen the show since it aired, which was now 10 years ago. So I saw it in a bar with a bunch of other people and saw the episodes. I haven't relived it yet again.
But it's so funny what people pick and say, hey, that's the thing. So everybody in my face says it. Also, I said baloney at one point, so people bring me baloney. So what I've learned is whatever happened at that point in time on television is going to haunt you for the rest of your fucking life. Which is why I refuse to go back.
You know?
Because they're like, we're going to do this winter season. I'm like, I'm good. I came out unscathed. You don't rob the same bank twice.
No, girl.
So I never went back.
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