PAINT ME LIKE A GOLDEN GLOBE Ft. Bianca Del Rio
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What are the highlights of Bianca Del Rio's career?
hey everyone it's drew before we get into this week's episode i just want to remind y'all some really awesome amazing facts first of all the episode you're about to watch is 101 100 episodes i've been irritating everybody for over 100 full length episodes that's fucking amazing And if you haven't watched just yet, the 100th episode was actually a compilation of all 100 episodes up until the one you're about to watch now. So make sure y'all go watch the compilation. Y'all watch this new episode and y'all watch all 99 others before it because I told you to. Anyways, on to the episode. Bye.
I love a review before it comes out.
This is good. And if it sucks, that's her fault, not mine. Okay, you know what?
You went too far. I went along with your fucking Golden Globe joke. You can go along with me, bitch. Pulling out her titties.
So original. Hey, everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the Comment Section Show starring me, your fave. Everybody knows me. Nobody ever gives a fuck about me anymore. We already talked about that. On to the guests. Everyone's favorite part of every episode. I know. Today we have the legendary, the iconic, the amazing, the wonderful Bianca Del Rio.
Woo! Woo!
How does Bianca Del Rio feel about male comedians and misogyny?
Those are some serious words to describe me. And I often say, when you say icon and legendary, that just means old, right? Isn't that the case? Yeah. Yeah, and the kids use icon a little too much now. They just throw it away. They're like, oh, she's iconic. She's 12. She's fucking 12. It's like, save that for a Tina Turner. Save that for a Beyonce. Don't waste it on some second-rate drag queen.
Okay, I take it back. Okay, thanks. Thank you so much for coming on the show. Please, thank you for having me. I'm honored to have you.
Oh, you've got to get out more if you're honored by me.
Really. You're a ledge, man.
Really. Yeah, I'm a ledge. Many people have jumped off of me. I guarantee it. Many men have jumped off of me.
What is the origin story behind May/June weddings?
And gotten off on you.
Oh, that too. There is people with a clown fetish, I must tell you. I guarantee it. It's freaky, though, because it's no one you ever like. You know what I mean? It's always like somebody's dad or uncle out of prison where they're not too picky.
Yeah. Always like they look like they snuck on earth. That is a perfect description. They're not supposed to be here. Yes. It's like just once, could it be someone, I don't know, good looking? That's never the case, though. That's never the case.
Or if they are good looking, they end up being like a killer or don't pay their taxes or you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Yeah. So you don't want any of that. So I'm happy with what I got.
Period.
Serious.
I'm so honored to have you. I'm a huge fan.
Thank you.
Why should people stop coming for Taylor Swift?
You have impeccable taste. Thank you so much.
You know what's so funny is my show, I joke about it all the time, but I'm like, my show is all my favorite drag queens and gay people.
As it should be. As it should be. Yeah, but you know, it's also, it says something about you if the drag queens like you. You know what I mean?
I take it as a huge compliment.
It should be. Yeah, we're a very limited group, you know? Yeah, and we're all fucking bitches. Well, cunts is a better word.
Yeah, cunts, yeah.
I mean, because bitches, bitches here. I mean, anybody can be a bitch, but you need to be smart to be a cunt.
Yeah, fucking, I'm like fucking mean. That's why they love me. You need to, you know what, is it mean or is it honesty? I'm both.
Wait, I'm mentioning honesty as I sit here in a wig. Yeah. Just be yourself.
Yeah, honestly, when I take this headband off, the whole thing comes off. You see? That's good, though.
What are the cultural differences in hygiene between countries?
That's great for TSA.
I'm just like you. I put my wig on one bald head at a time.
As you should. I think wigs are important. I think it takes a certain type of person to wear a wig, and it takes a certain type of person to admit that they wear a wig. Period. You know, when you're trying to lie to the world like you're not wearing a wig, like some of these men with these hair, what do they call them now? They're not hair transplants, but it's like a little wiglet slash toupee.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the highlights of Bianca Del Rio's career?
0:00–1:18
2
How does Bianca Del Rio feel about male comedians and misogyny?
1:18–1:57
3
What is the origin story behind May/June weddings?
1:57–2:30
4
Why should people stop coming for Taylor Swift?
2:30–3:13
5
What are the cultural differences in hygiene between countries?
3:13–4:39
6
How does Bianca Del Rio view the evolution of drag culture?
4:39–5:34
7
What advice does Bianca Del Rio have for aspiring comedians?
5:34–6:07
8
What were the reactions to Joe Coy's Golden Globes performance?
6:07–58:38
Speakers
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