Episode #664: Donate to St. Jude, The National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund, the ASPCA and the National Coalition Against Domestic Violence The Bluey Movie Pokémon & Pastors Righteous Gemstones The spiral famously stands for male fertility Duck bill drama Hook 'em Satan horns Wizards of the coast Murderous rage A 10-12 year long DND game The ghoul! Spirits, enter me Pikachu’s devilish tail Ass Catchem Pokémon fanfic Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Hello, is this Jesus?
No, this is Patrick.
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus. Oh, yeah, dancers and prancers, welcome back to the 12 Days of TCB. I'm Brian Green. This is Kristen Joy Hoadley, also known as Mrs. Claus. Best to you, Kristen.
Best to you, Brian.
And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Mr. Claus is probably at home in his little Santa Claus apron with his ass cheeks hanging out. Ha, ha, ha. Flipping some yakas for breakfast. Some flapjacks. Indeed. Chrissy, there's great excitement around the Green household, and I'll explain why. By the way. Santa's coming. Santa is not coming. Well, Santa is coming.
Oh, he's not coming. Santa's coming. No Christmas for you kids.
I know. You little shits. Uh, Santa's coming for the kids, but not for blue. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Actually, we don't, we stopped getting blue treats for Christmas because it's very expensive. And does the dog really fucking know the difference? Honestly, no. She'll get to run in the wrapping paper and bark at us while we're doing it.
Uh, there's a lot of excitement in the green household because yesterday, as we're recording this yesterday, Disney and BBC have announced they will in fact be making the seminal cartoon that is taking the world by storm, Bluey, into a A full-length feature film. And everybody is on board. The guy who makes the music, which is wonderful. All of the character voices.
And the original creator is going to write the story. Two hours of Bluey and one contiguous sitting. I cannot fucking wait. Because for those of you who have never watched Bluey, and I'll explain something in one second about how this is one of the most talked about topics about TCB, at least locally here where I am. Bluey is really 12-minute episodes. They're so cute.
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