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Do the Tom Papa Polka!

22 May 2025

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EP #752: Bryan gets up close and personal with Tom Papa! (But not too close because...it's Bryan and he is bad at being a regular human). After an invite to Tom's Atlanta Grateful Bread Show, Bryan can't decide whether or not to say hi. He has a panic attack and bails on the simple act of speaking to someone he already knows! Plus, it's a weekend full of flavor, frights and fun for both the TCB hosts. Krissy goes to SmokeSlam in Memphis to party at the country's largest BBG contest but doesn't get to taste the BBQ. Bryan takes the kids to the Zoo scarring and scaring his children in the process. Then, it's a daddy-daughter day with lizards, gizzards and Sonic (a) hedgehog! Catch up on the mundane lives of your favorite mediocre comedy podcast...or take a nap. Taking a nap would be nice. TCB Clip: Knock Three Times! Watch EP #752 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits / TCBits Music: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Full Episode

6.474 - 49.38

Out your window tonight Holding the string With the note that Attached to my heart Read how many times I saw you How in my silence I adored you And only in my dreams Did that wall between us Come apart Oh my darling Knock three times on the ceiling If you want me Twice on the pipe, if the answer is no. Whoa, my sweetness, means you'll meet me in the hallway.

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50.72 - 64.508

Whoa, whoa, twice on the pipe, means you ain't gonna show.

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64.829 - 67.03 Unknown Speaker

On this episode of The Commercial Break...

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68.197 - 83.448 Bryan Green

I kind of darted in and out of the room for a second, having a conversation with myself as Astrid was like, what do you want to do? What do you want to do? I mean, are you going to do it or are you not going to do it? If you want to do it. And I'm like, should I do it? I guess I should go. Is that kind of douchey move?

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83.488 - 97.951 Bryan Green

Like, hey, thanks for the free, you know, you know, hey, I just spent two hours, but now I got more. I need more of your time. I didn't know. And does he want to talk to me? Like. Is he looking for Brian Green? Do you know what I'm saying? Like, is Tom Papa? Is Brian in the audience? Yeah, is Brian in the audience?

98.111 - 107.537 Bryan Green

Well, that's the ultimate dream is that I was on this podcast, the commercial break. Here, let me pull it up on the big screen right now and we'll get everybody to follow. That's like the dream.

108.597 - 112.7 Unknown Speaker

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

116.424 - 142.9 Bryan Green

oh yeah cats and kittens welcome back to the commercial break i'm brian green this is my dear friend and the co-host of this show chris joy holy best to you chris best to you out there in the podcast universe thanks for joining us just a few moments away chrissy from the tcbs endless day sponsored by five hour energy in which we put out 12 episodes in a 24 hour period and hope amongst hope that we don't ourselves end up in a mental institution that's correct

144.019 - 167.926 Bryan Green

But I have a plan. I've got a plan. And if we stick to the plan, it's less likely that we'll go to the mental institution. So there you go. And I did offer you a hotel room. You said no. I thought, hey, Chrissy, why would you want to stay here? Why would you want to be subjected to all of this bullshit when you can just take a break from time to time and run over to a luxurious suite?

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