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Tina Tannin Tweez is happy to announce its grand re-re-opening. Tina Tannin Tweez is now re-open after we had to close after our last grand re-opening. That's right, Crabapplians. Northwest Butchuk County's only tanning, tweezing, and anal bleaching spa is back and better than ever. With four state-of-the-art burn beds, you'll be redder than ever, making her wetter than ever. The juice is loose.
TT&T has the only beds anywhere in the world that turn the UV rays up to 11. That's right, backed by popular demand and thanks to DOGE deregulations, our 1970s-era tanning equipment will give you more solar radiation in one session than most astronauts get standing outside their spaceship. Bake me a cake, Rocket Man.
And make sure to stop by the Tina Tweezing Tent, conveniently located steps from our outdoor restroom facilities. You'll get a professional plucking, so you're ready for some... Put a quarter in the swear jar. This week and this week only, when you order one lip waxing, we'll throw in the other lips for free. Barely legal.
Ladies, let's trim that basement beard and put out a fresh welcome mat for that special hunk of spunk in your life. Slip and slide. We'll get up close and personal with our five-in-one Brazilian technique. You'll leave feeling sexy, silky, and smooth, or your next visit is 10% off. Plus, available now to all new Crabapple customers, you can brighten up that dark star while you wait.
We've flown in Eastern Europe's hottest bleaching technician, Balania. All the way from Latvia and fresh off her DJ residency in Ibiza, Balania's bringing all the tools to make the boys drool. Bippity boppity boo. Make your no-no zone a go-go zone when you lighten up that brown blossom into a white rose. Because you never know who's looking. It's your creepy neighbor.
Tina Tannen-Tweese now re-re-open at 127 Main Street in Crabapple Township.
Tina Tannen-Tweese is not responsible for lost or stolen items inside or outside the facilities or in your body cavity. Please be aware that TT&T is operating under a state carnival license and may not know exactly what they're doing. By entering TT&T, you agree that some of the chemicals and processes used may be harmful to your health.
Any person or persons who receive services at TT&T may be subject to surveillance by state authorities. Tina of Tina Tannen-Tweese may not leave the premises for any reason due to a legal arrangement with state police.
Tina tan and tweeze, red and ready to go with a smooth chucha and a shiny hull.
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