Episode #739: Bryan and Krissy are back with another jam-packed episode filled with gators, grifters, and giggles. Bryan recounts a harrowing—and hilarious—trip to a Florida gator farm, where the alligator Lucy may or may not be plotting a full-blown escape. Meanwhile, Jake Paul buys 5,600 acres in the swampy backwoods of Georgia (what could go wrong?), and Billy McFarland continues his delusional Fire Fest 2 journey, which now involves theater productions, ad-supported TV, and possibly marshmallow-fed reptiles. TCBit: Andy Dandy has a report on which terms the kids are using online. Watch EP #739 on YouTube! SHOW NOTES: The Everglades: great for airboat rides, not great for your blood pressure Fire Fest: now accepting offers via Craigslist (probably) Mempho Festival 2025 lineup revealed—hello, Widespread Panic Vintage TCB stickers and the finger-dip Molly days A shoutout to Wendy the gator—official mascot of chaos Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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And welcome back to WSHIT. It's 8.02 on the studio clock. I'm Andy Dandy, your man on the streets. In a continuing effort to keep parents in the loop about teenage behaviors in the age of the internet, WSHIT continues its series on teenage verbiage. You never know what those teenagers might be talking about in their AOL chat rooms or through their Yahoo email accounts.
Our reporter Jim Swagger got to the bottom of some of the more notable phrases being used by the teens today.
Fuck.
I don't know how many I had, but boy, did I get bucked. I sure felt that the next morning that was really the worst thing I'd ever done. I hope you didn't drive home. No way. MacGyver is in the TV show where the impossible is often accomplished. I can't believe you got off that speeding ticket. What a MacGyver. Norville, to secretly undermine.
What? I can't believe she stole your job. You've really been Norville'd.
Black and Decker, or a real tough assignment. You get the analogy, right?
This job is a real grind. It's just a Black and Decker.
Some phrases may be around forever.
Highly informative piece turned in by Jim there. It's the year 2025 and technology's moving faster than ever. I know I came away just a little bit more informed and possibly a little bit more hip. As a matter of fact, I MacGyvered my way out of the bar last night because I was bucked. And man, was it a black and decker to get a taxi home. We'll be back after this commercial break.
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