Episode #707: Bryan watched the Oscars, Krissy did not! The Oscars continue to be a snooze fest despite Conan's best efforts. Adrian Brody best his own persona record for longest (and worst) acceptance speech in history. While the producers of the Oscars forgot to make it interesting. Then, Bryan and Krissy decide to get into the drink business with TCB Coolers. Finally, Bryan has a run in with a few ornery tree guys and he runs away. Rev down everyone. Rev down! The Oscars 2025 recap Conan O’Brien doesn’t age A snooze fest Bryan’s favorite pastime: identifying when artists are lipsyncing Is Demi Moore a “popcorn actress”? TCB Merch coming soon The Commercial Break dabbles into the drink industry with the TCB Coolers Measles outbreak Bryan’s carpool incident Watch episode #707 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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And welcome back to WSHIT's evening news. It's news you can use before you snooze. WSHIT, lean and mean and first on the scene. An update on the continuing health care from Donna's Dairy Depot and Delicatessen. With over 137 people now affected by the ongoing dysentery virus found in the milk and cheese buffet, authorities have yet to stop the spread of the illness.
With almost all FDA employees now unemployed, Crabapple continues to see its residents fall ill with symptoms ranging from violent vomiting and fever to explosive diarrhea and tooth loss. The head of Crabapple's health department, recent RFK Jr. appointee Dr. Herfin Skolko, held a press conference to address the community and give his advice on the extreme symptoms.
Let's listen now to what the doctor had to say to the residents experiencing gastrointestinal issues.
A flame is going to come out because it will be on fire and nobody will ever stick a penis in your butthole again.
And Dr. Skokal also added that residents should take their daily dose of colloidal silver. And we wish all the best to our anally challenged friends. We'll be back after this commercial break.
On this episode of the Commercial Break.
Listen, if we were in the wine cooler business, that's where it's at. We're going to do a merch drop. I'm not even going to say when because then it will never happen. But we're going to do a merch drop and like Astor and I are talking about it. And now I'm thinking wine coolers. Why not? Wine coolers. Let's drop wine coolers and then some weird hangover remedy made of beet juice.
Beet juice and colloidal silver. I like it. Maybe we should mix our wine cooler with our hangover remedy. Wow, tasty. The drink that gets you sober.
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