EP #756: Bryan and Krissy can agree on one thing, at TCB, it's quantity over quality. Even Bryan's rebellious ChattyPT is revolting against so many episodes! Plus, Crypto kidnapping is now a thing and it's happening allot. Bryan recounts the story of a NY crypto bro who was tortured for days in an effort to get his BitCoin wallet access. Then, Bryan's new chat bot goes rogue! But Bryan learns that he has spoken over 7.1 million words on TCB...so far. It's Mental Health Awareness Month. If you or someone you know is having a mental health crisis, there is help: Call or Text 998. It's that simple. TCBits: Thursday Throw back to the original Tina, Tan & Tweeze Commercial. (2020) Watch EP #756 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits / TCBits Music: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Tina Tannen-Tweese is now reopened! After much ado about apparently nothing, we're happy to announce that Tina Tannen-Tweese is back open to the general public. Fake news! That's right, we here at Triple T are back in business and better than ever! So get those pasty marble bags off the couch and come get some fresh rage! We're talking to you. Tired of looking in the mirror and seeing a ghost?
TTT has two state-of-the-art tanning beds to suit all skin tones and types. With our advanced 1982 burning bulb systems, you'll walk away feeling red and ready to take on those selfies with confidence. You need more Facebook likes. Forget those modern UV filter beds other salons offer.
With our special microwave technology, you'll get that painful, dark, rose-colored glow you've always been looking for. Rosy red. Special event? Coronavirus party? Your NASCAR race coming up? Rude. Rude. Come on in and peel off that first layer of epidermis to achieve maximum stop sign hue. Prom night right around the corner? If you're 15 to 18, don't forget to ask for the Little Chicken Special.
You'll get a 37-minute turn in one of our two currently operating tan vans. Parked right on the corner of Lola Avenue and Fairburn Street, these vans are illegal in 49 states. But due to Tina's special relationship with the men of City Council, we are happy to bring back this early 80s tanning process. illegal. Ladies, have some extra pine straw in your flower beds?
Fear not, our tweezing specialists are here to save your day or night. You're gonna get laid. With over two weeks of experience, our pube technicians will remove unwanted hair from your naughty bits one by one. The redder, the better. Our tweeze facilities are state-of-the-art with government-approved sterilization after each guest.
We only use the best Pine Sol cleaning products before, during, and after each tweeze. Smells like Christmas. You'll know you're getting the cleanest tweeze available with that unmistakable smell and Tina Tannen tweeze special burn after each plus. Feel that burn. Hey guys, don't be shy. It's 2020. We are happy to offer a full range of man potato and happy hole waxing.
Chill out and relax in our man cavern. Drink some beer, watch some ESPN, and get your sacks nice and slick. Silky smooth sacks. We are conveniently located in the center of town behind Chicken Palace on the first floor of Dr. D's Podiatry Clinic. We have a coveted two-star rating on Google, are open 24 hours a day except for Tuesdays, and take appointments by phone. Ring, ring.
Have an upcoming birthday, anniversary, or wedding and need a place to host your event? Tina, Tan, and Tweeze now offers a full-service event facility in the back of the Tweezing Room, as well as food catered by Tina's mom, Vera Lee. She's out of jail. Pick from five different entrees, like squirrel pie... Raccoon Couscous, and Vera's locally famous 7 Meat Lasagna. Who wants seconds?
And don't forget, each event comes with Crabapple's finest DJ, Funky Fresh Fred. Fresh as a daisy. He'll be spinning all your favorite hits from the 70s, 80s, and more 80s. Hit the dance floor and let loose while Fred spins the soundtrack of the night. Winger, Air Supply, Warrant, and all your favorite couple skate songs will be available on Fred's iPod. Rock and roll, poochie coo.
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