Fox News Clarifies Trump Loves “Miners” & Female Reporters Are on Trump’s S**t List | Annie Leibovitz

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139.635 - 166.089 Desi Lydic

And great news on the gender gap. Female reporters are now earning 20% more insults than men. Go, girls! Let's get right into the headlines. After some big losses in this year's elections, Donald Trump has decided to focus less on bringing back the Rush Hour franchise and focus more on real kitchen table issues, like affordability.

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So last night, he held an affordability-themed rally at where else? A casino. A place where people famously leave with more money than they came in with. This is an important issue that affects all Americans, so President Trump, let's hear your solution.

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Which is better, Sleepy Joe or Crooked Joe? We have 20,000 people. I say, which do you like, Sleepy Joe or Crooked Joe? Typically, Crooked Joe wins. I'm surprised. Because to me, he's a sleepy son of a bitch, you know?

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Let me tell you, black people love Trump. I got the biggest vote. I got the biggest vote with black people. They know a scam better than anybody. They know what it is to be scammed.

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Okay, that's racist. White people get scammed, too. Haven't you seen the Firefest documentary? Or the Theranos documentary? Or the Tinder Swindler documentary? Or the LuLaRoe documentary? At this point, white people falling for shit could be its own Oscar category. But I love how Trump is like, black people love me and that's why I came to the blackest area I could think of, the Poconos.

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And stop bragging, you only won 13% of black people. My potato salad pulls higher with black people. The secret is craisins. So he got a little off track with Biden and black people, but at least no one was thinking about the Epstein files anymore.

320.788 - 355.203 Desi Lydic

We know. We all saw the birthday card. By the way, I was watching this on Fox News last night, and I had the captions on because I'm Gen Z. Don't Google it. And this is completely real. The way that it aired, you can actually see that the person doing the closed captions is also confused. And then, delete, delete, delete. Whoopsie.

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That's what Fox gets for hiring Prince Andrew to do the captions. But you know what? Just let Trump do his rallies where he's in his element. He prefers it. I prefer it. And I'm pretty sure most of the press pool at the White House prefers it because it hasn't been a good time over there lately, especially for the female reporters.

375.483 - 381.293 Michael Kosta

President Donald Trump has gone on a full rampage recently, berating and insulting female reporters.

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Are you stupid? Are you a stupid person? You know nothing about nothing. Quiet. Quiet. Quiet. You're really obnoxious. You don't listen. You never listen. That's why you're second-rate. I don't even want to take your question. It's a waste of time. You're totally unprepared. You ought to go back and learn how to be a reporter. I took a cognitive test, and I aced it.

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I got a perfect mark, which you would be incapable of doing. Goodbye, everybody. You too.

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Mr. Trump, just quick follow up. What the is your problem?

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God. This guy is exhausting. It's like he won't stop until he gives every woman in the country resting Melania face. Can you just try being nice to a woman just once?

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We even brought our superstar today, Caroline, when she gets up there with that beautiful face and those lips that don't stop, like a little machine gun.

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Never mind, I'll take the insults. For more on President Trump's recent outbursts, we go live to the White House with Michael Kosta.

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You have the bloating, the thinning hair, and of course, the vaginal dryness.

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All right, Michael, this is silly. Trump doesn't have a vagina.

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Oh, he doesn't? Does he? Then what do you call this? You know... You know... There was a time in his life when those folds were as tight as a drum. Smooth, supple, sopping wet. But now, now he's going through a bottle of neck lube a week just to feel anything at all. And what do you think that does to a man?