Fox News Clarifies Trump Loves “Miners” & Female Reporters Are on Trump’s S**t List | Annie Leibovitz
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What Freudian slip did Fox News make about Trump?
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I'm Desi Lydic. We've got so much to talk about tonight. Donald Trump wakes up on the wrong side of the tanning bed. Louis Black gets a restraining order on the numbers six and seven.
What are the TikTok trends of 2025?
And great news on the gender gap. Female reporters are now earning 20% more insults than men. Go, girls! Let's get right into the headlines. After some big losses in this year's elections, Donald Trump has decided to focus less on bringing back the Rush Hour franchise and focus more on real kitchen table issues, like affordability. So last night, he held an affordability-themed rally at where else? A casino. A place where people famously leave with more money than they came in with. This is an important issue that affects all Americans, so President Trump, let's hear your solution.
Which is better, Sleepy Joe or Crooked Joe? We have 20,000 people. I say, which do you like, Sleepy Joe or Crooked Joe? Typically, Crooked Joe wins. I'm surprised. Because to me, he's a sleepy son of a bitch, you know?
Dude. Get over Joe Biden already. It's like if Mike Tyson was still showing up at Evander Holyfield's house trying to bite his other ear. And not for nothing, Joe Biden is retired now. He's allowed to be sleepy. What's your excuse? And we will continue to talk to our farmers, continue to understand exactly what this looks like and what is necessary. The final thing I'll say is... 12 billion. I didn't fall asleep. You fell asleep. How are you falling asleep live on TV in your own cabinet meetings? You got to at least put on a pair of those glasses with eyeballs on them. But OK, so we got the Biden stuff out of the way. Then it was time to finally talk affordability.
How did Annie Leibovitz redefine pregnancy photography?
Let me tell you, black people love Trump. I got the biggest vote. I got the biggest vote with black people. They know a scam better than anybody. They know what it is to be scammed.
Okay, that's racist. White people get scammed, too. Haven't you seen the Firefest documentary? Or the Theranos documentary? Or the Tinder Swindler documentary? Or the LuLaRoe documentary? At this point, white people falling for shit could be its own Oscar category. But I love how Trump is like, black people love me and that's why I came to the blackest area I could think of, the Poconos. And stop bragging, you only won 13% of black people. My potato salad pulls higher with black people. The secret is craisins. So he got a little off track with Biden and black people, but at least no one was thinking about the Epstein files anymore.
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What is the significance of the Demi Moore cover?
We know. We all saw the birthday card.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What Freudian slip did Fox News make about Trump?
0:00–0:26
2
Why is Trump lashing out at female reporters?
0:26–2:19
3
What are the TikTok trends of 2025?
2:19–4:13
4
How did Annie Leibovitz redefine pregnancy photography?
4:13–5:20
5
What is the significance of the Demi Moore cover?
5:20–6:37
6
How did Michelle Obama find herself after the White House?
6:37–7:12
7
What messages does Gloria Steinem convey in Leibovitz's book?
7:12–8:42
8
How has women's representation in photography evolved?
8:42–37:57
Speakers
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