Jon Stewart on Dems' Accusations of Fascism, China's New A.I. | Royal Ramey

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What does Jon Stewart think about Trump's executive orders?

Jon Stewart 2:01
But then we had a weekend. Serenity now. And we can finally catch our breath, begin to move forward with intentionality.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 2:17
Chaos on Wall Street. We are in the middle of a market sell-off. Tech stocks sent the markets into a tailspin today. Tech stocks have just taken a battery. Will there never be peace? No! What has happened to NIVDA?
Jon Stewart 2:40
What the f***? I was promised a new era. of American prosperity and greatness will happen.

How is China's AI tool DeepSeek affecting the U.S.?

Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 2:48
A powerful new Chinese AI tool called DeepSeek is threatening the U.S. dominance of this emerging technology.
Hey.
Jon Stewart 3:11
Who would have expected the Chinese to do it cheaper? I can't believe it. It's as though when you don't have labor laws or f***ing rights. And by the way, deep seek? Deep seek? We're getting our asses kicked by deep seek? Who names an AI company after the thing it actually does? Where are your random letters? Where's your GPT, your grok? DeepSeek sounds like what you might use it for. China's even beating us at naming shit. By the way, I do know this is bad news financially. But is anyone else somewhat excited that AI had its job replaced by AI? That's something. But listen, man, this is a minor setback. We will bounce back. Russia had Sputnik, and it spurred us on to land on the moon. I'm sure it's not going to be that bad. Has Chinese AI put American AI out of a job?
Jon Stewart 4:32
I mean... I'll find out. Siri, how bad is it? John, check out my OnlyFans. No! Send me a link. But enough about the apparently tenuous underpinning of everything we've banked our entire future economy on. What's the news freaking out about closer to home? Friday night massacre. Late Friday night purge. A chilling purge.

What is the significance of Trump's recent actions?

Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 5:13
The purge. Trump has ushered in the purge. I, I for one.
Jon Stewart 5:32
I, for one, will take full advantage by doing some unpermitted lawn work. Your God is powerless. Although, just in case I'm misinterpreting, what is this purge about exactly?
No!
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 5:57
He got rid of 17 inspectors general. That only leaves no one knows how many left.

How can Democrats effectively respond to Trump?

Jon Stewart 6:08
I have no idea. Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break the illusion? You know, here's the nice thing. You don't know if that's the axe or my desk. Which one is fake? I'll never tell.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 6:39
The point is, we have 17 less inspectors general.
Jon Stewart 6:47
Who knows how many generals will now go uninspected. Democrats, inspire my anger in the least charismatic way possible. Donald Trump's decision to fire 12 of the federal government's independent watchdogs is a glaring sign that it's a golden age that... And Donald Trump's decision to fire 12 of the federal government's independent watchdogs is a glaring sign that it's a golden age for abuse in government and even corruption.
Jon Stewart 7:28
He started again, right? He said it twice? Like, no recognition, just started again. Is that what happened? Normally, humans in that scenario would go, oh, God, I'm sorry. Where was I? Let me take that from the top, and maybe this time I'll look up. Can you legally just restart without acknowledgement? Is Schumer AI? Is he deep seek?

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