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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

TDS Time Machine | Commander-In-Beef

13 Oct 2025

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What do President Zelenskyy, Governor Gavin Newsom, and Harvard have in common? They've all had beef with Donald Trump. Here's a rundown of Trump's latest face-offs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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1.094 - 2.819 Unknown (network bumper)

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10.831 - 35.134 Trevor Noah

It wasn't until Moran pulled up his serious chair that the questions got hard. Now we have this trade war with China that Moody's and other analysts say is going to cost American families thousands of more dollars per year. And there is a lot of concern out there. People are worried. Even some people who voted for you are saying, I didn't sign up for this. So how do you answer those concerns?

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35.355 - 48.349 Trevor Noah

Well, they did sign up for it. I said, well, all these things during my campaign, I said, you're going to have a transition period. Really? That's what Trump said? Trump actually said that? Could we just check the tape on that?

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48.93 - 58.32 Trump (clip)

When I win, I will immediately bring prices down starting on day one. 1,047. But first, prices will go so high you'll be sucking D for eggs.

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59.38 - 82.232 Trevor Noah

Oh, yeah, my bad. I misremembered. But the wildest part of the interview by far was when it turned to Trump's deportation of Kilmar Garcia, who Trump says doesn't need due process because anyone can tell that Garcia is in the gang MS-13 just by looking at his tattoos. And you'll pick out one man, but even the man that you picked out, he said he wasn't a member of a gang.

82.772 - 94.99 Trevor Noah

And then they looked, and on his knuckles, he had MS-13. There's a dispute over that. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. He had MS-13 on his knuckles tattooed. He had some tattoos that are interpreted that way. But let's move on.

95.172 - 97.557 Panelist/comedian (Unknown)

Okay, let me just explain what's going on here.

97.838 - 122.498 Trevor Noah

Garcia has tattoos on his hand, and someone labeled a photo of them trying to prove that they're actually a code. The problem is, Trump thinks that the labels are part of the tattoo, and he is very, very insistent on it. Let's move on. Wait a minute. Hey, Terry, Terry, Terry. He did not have the letter MS-13. It says MS-13. That was Photoshopped. Do you want me to show you the picture?

122.839 - 132.952 Trevor Noah

I saw the picture. Oh, and you think it was Photoshopped? Here we go. Here we go. Don't Photoshop it. Go look at his hand. He had MS-13. He did have tattoos that can be interpreted that way. I'm not an expert on them. I want to turn to you, Crane.

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