The Daily Swole

#2383 - Haters Exposed

14 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Here's why people give you a hard time when you're making progress. Enjoy today's mini-episode.   Today's live-stream is our Accountability Meeting @...

#2382 - Ask Papa Swolio LIVE

13 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sunday Funday Q&Anus with the SwoleFam.   Submit A Question For The Show Join The SwoleFam Download The 7 Pillars Ebook Watch The Daily Swole APPAREL...

#2381 - Ralphie Is Trans?

12 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

He's come a long way since A Christmas Story...   FYR Specials Available Now Submit A Question For The Show Join The SwoleFam Download The 7 Pillars ...

#2380 - Don’t Assume Baron Harkonnen’s Gender

11 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

My eyes...my eyes... OVERTIME segment is available for replay for members inside SwoleTV.   FYR Specials Available Now Submit A Question For The Show...

#2379 - The Ultimate Woke Uniform

10 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's creepy that people can be so brainwashed.   FYR Specials Available Now Submit A Question For The Show Join The SwoleFam Download The 7 Pillars E...

#2378 - That Woman Should Shave His Chest

09 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Are you confused? Good. So are we.   FYR Specials Available Now Submit A Question For The Show Join The SwoleFam Download The 7 Pillars Ebook Watch T...

#2377 - My Back Hurts, But Not Because I’m 400 lbs

08 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Methinks carrying around an extra human or two would cause some discomfort...   FYR Specials Available Now Submit A Question For The Show Join The Sw...

#2376 - My Family And Friends Give Me A Hard Time

07 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This is so common when you're trying to make positive changes in YOUR life, and the people that are around you don't give you support. There's a reaso...

#2375 - Ask Papa Swolio LIVE

06 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sunday Funday Q&Anus with the SwoleFam.   Submit A Question For The Show Join The SwoleFam Download The 7 Pillars Ebook Watch The Daily Swole APPAREL...

#2374 - Meet Wolf/Cat/Fish Girl

05 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Someone call a plumber, the insane faucet is still leaking.    FYR Specials Available Now Submit A Question For The Show Join The SwoleFam Download...

#2373 - This Teacher Was Not Assigned Intelligence

04 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We get a little paranormal in today's episode, plus, a rare appearance by a male today. OVERTIME segment is available for replay for members inside Sw...

#2372 - Obesity Is A Mindset

03 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Great recap of the rant that capped off the end of yesterday's show.   Today's live-stream is our SwoleFam Round Table @ 5pm EST. Join the SwoleFam t...

#2371 - Soy Boy Gets Offended By Based Trainer

02 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sometimes the truth hurts...if you let it.   FYR Specials Available Now Submit A Question For The Show Join The SwoleFam Download The 7 Pillars Ebook...

#2370 - Women Aren’t Women

01 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Remember Forrest Gump? Stupid is as stupid does...   FYR Specials Available Now Submit A Question For The Show Join The SwoleFam Download The 7 Pilla...

#2369 - 9 Weeks To Failure

31 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The vast majority of people are drifting closer and closer to more failure. Here's how to avoid it.   Today's live-stream is our Accountability Meeti...

#2368 - Ask Papa Swolio LIVE

30 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sunday Funday Q&Anus with the SwoleFam.   Submit A Question For The Show Join The SwoleFam Download The 7 Pillars Ebook Watch The Daily Swole APPAREL...

#2367 - Just Because You CAN Wear It, Doesn’t Mean You SHOULD

29 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I don't know why this was deemed to be a good idea. And as always, if you can't handle comments on the interwebs, DON'T POST CONTENT! OVERTIME segment...

#2366 - Casper Is Offended

28 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We get a little paranormal in today's episode, plus, a rare appearance by a male today. OVERTIME segment is available for replay for members inside Sw...

#2365 - Are All Fat Activists Suffering From Mental Illness?

27 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Very likely because their arguments are f-ing tarded.   FYR Specials Available Now Submit A Question For The Show Join The SwoleFam Download The 7 Pi...

#2364 - Hair Dye Shortages Trigger Fat Rage!

26 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ironic considering fluorescent hair dye seeping into the brain is what is likely leading to such drastic IQ declines amongst college-aged females.   ...

#2363 - Abbey Sharp Went To Cracker Jack University

25 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This episode was pretty off the charts even by SwoleFam standards. Balls Deep went BALLS DEEP!   FYR Specials Available Now Submit A Question For The...

#2362 - If You Do This, You Hate Yourself

24 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Are you doing this on the weekends? You think you are "relaxing" and enjoying yourself...but are you really? Today's live-stream is our Accountability...

#2361 - Ask Papa Swolio LIVE

23 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sunday Funday Q&Anus with the SwoleFam.   Submit A Question For The Show Join The SwoleFam Download The 7 Pillars Ebook Watch The Daily Swole APPAREL...

#2360 - Taylor Swift VS Lizzo

22 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

If you get your feelings hurt easily, then GET OFF THE INTERNET. Also, if you can't swim, don't do a triathlon.   FYR Specials Available Now Submit A...

#2359 - Your Face Is Birth Control

21 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today we go deeper than you thought possible...and then we go DEEPER. Today's OVERTIME segment is available for replay for members inside SwoleTV.   ...

#2358 - Advice From The SwoleFam

20 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today's mini-episode features responses from the SwoleFam via SwoleText. Tonight we have our SwoleFam Round Table Event - LIVE @ 5pm EST, Thursday 10/...

#2357 - Et Tu Brendan?

19 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

"Fat people are people" is the common virtue signal, as if we didn't know that. What I don't like is the grift that keeps helpless people helpless. FY...

#2356 - Cotton Candy VS Fat Grifter

18 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Things aren't always as they seem.   FYR Specials Available Now Submit A Question For The Show Join The SwoleFam Download The 7 Pillars Ebook Watch ...

SWOLE SIGNAL PSA: Facebook Can Suck My D***

17 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

@realpapaswolio on Instagram.   Submit A Question For The Show Join The SwoleFam Download The 7 Pillars Ebook Watch The Daily Swole APPAREL - Use cod...

#2355 - Why Swolenormous X Is Superior To Google

17 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Some insight into why I created Swolenormous X and why you should become a member rather than search Google. Today's live-stream is our Accountability...

#2354 - Ask Papa Swolio LIVE

17 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sunday Funday Q&Anus with the SwoleFam.   Submit A Question For The Show Join The SwoleFam Download The 7 Pillars Ebook Watch The Daily Swole APPAREL...

#2353 - Tinkerbell Appropriation

15 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The faeries are at it again...and it's probably not what you think.   FYR Specials Available Now Submit A Question For The Show Join The SwoleFam Dow...

#2352 - Ghost Pronouns

14 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Yeah, you read that correctly.   FYR Specials Available Now Submit A Question For The Show Join The SwoleFam Download The 7 Pillars Ebook Watch The ...

#2351 - Black Lipsticked Chunder Gunch

13 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Significant brain cells have been lost...R.I.P.   FYR Specials Available Now Submit A Question For The Show Join The SwoleFam Download The 7 Pillars ...

#2350 - The Abrasive Moon Face Hath Returned

12 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Some people just never learn...or read...or think clearly...or have a brain...   FYR Specials Available Now Submit A Question For The Show Join The S...

#2349 - Crazy Therapist VS Lizzo’s Twin

11 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's Tainty Tuesday indeed! Enjoy today's epic episode.   FYR Specials Available Now Submit A Question For The Show Join The SwoleFam Download The 7 ...

#2348 - Burying Motivation Once And For All

10 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Motivation is an absolute worthless endeavor, and this mini-episode explains why. Today's live-stream is our Accountability Meeting @ 12 Noon EST. Joi...

#2347 - Ask Papa Swolio LIVE

09 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sunday Funday Q&Anus with the SwoleFam.   Submit A Question For The Show Join The SwoleFam Download The 7 Pillars Ebook Watch The Daily Swole APPAREL...

#2346 - Want To Hear The Most Annoying Sound In The World?

08 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A salute to Dumb & Dumber, but this one takes the cake :) Plus, yesterday's OVERTIME event is available now for members. Join down below!   FYR Speci...

#2345 - Abbey Sharp Is A Joke

07 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

More proof that degrees and certifications mean absolute JACK SH*T. Today's episode is an absolute MONSTER, plus we had an OVERTIME event right after ...

#2344 - Round Table Live @ 5

06 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today's episode is our SwoleFam Round Table event. Talk to Papa Swolio and your fellow members in our biweekly LIVE call. Members also get access to a...

#2343 - Papa Swolio Goes Nuclear

05 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What a packed episode. Easily a top 10 rant. People don't want to face the truth, but that doesn't stop us from laying it across their chins.   Subm...

#2342 - The Worst Rap EVER

04 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

At first I thought it was going to be about a crunch WRAP supreme or something...but turned out to be horrified at how wrong I was...   Submit A Ques...

#2341 - EPIC FYR RANT

03 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's officially F Your Resolutions season, so enjoy this delicious rant on why you need to jump on the Swole Train ASAP. Today's live-stream is our Ac...

#2340 - Ask Papa Swolio LIVE

02 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sunday Funday Q&Anus with the SwoleFam.   Submit A Question For The Show Join The SwoleFam Download The 7 Pillars Ebook Watch The Daily Swole APPAREL...

#2339 - The Whiny Beesh Olympics

01 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Congratulations to all the victims that competed in today's event.   Submit A Question For The Show Join The SwoleFam Download The 7 Pillars Ebook W...

#2338 - The Return Of The Toad

30 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We all knew it would happen eventually. The darkness has been rising in the East for some time...and now...the Toad hath returned...   Submit A Quest...

#2337 - The Mayo And Cheese Sandwich Mystery

29 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The more I listen, the less I smart.   Submit A Question For The Show Join The SwoleFam Download The 7 Pillars Ebook Watch The Daily Swole APPAREL - ...

#2336 - Eggs WON’T Cure My Fatness!

28 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

No, just eating eggs won't change EVERYTHING else you're doing, but eating real food and changing your lifestyle habits? FUHHHH YES!   Submit A Quest...

#2335 - Have You Seen the White Whale?

27 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

If you aren't attracted to 300lb women, you're a bigot. But of course, you already knew that.   Submit A Question For The Show Join The SwoleFam Dow...

#2334 - The Sexiest Beeshes In Ze Realm

26 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today's live-stream is our Accountability Meeting @ 12 Noon EST. Join the SwoleFam today to get access to all private live-streams!   Submit A Questi...

#2333 - Ask Papa Swolio LIVE

25 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sunday Funday Q&Anus with the SwoleFam.   Submit A Question For The Show Join The SwoleFam Download The 7 Pillars Ebook Watch The Daily Swole APPAREL...

#2332 - The Saggiest Tatters I’ve Ever Seen

24 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

History became legend...legend became myth...   Join The SwoleFam Submit A Question For The Show Download The 7 Pillars Ebook Watch The Daily Swole A...

#2331 - Meet ”Amanda”

23 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Doctors are watching very interesting "training" videos for children's hospitals...   Join The SwoleFam Submit A Question For The Show Download The 7...

#2330 - Round Table Is LIVE @ 5

22 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today's episode is our LIVE call SwoleFam Round Table event @ 5pm EST for members only. See you there!   Join The SwoleFam Submit A Question For The ...

#2329 - The Daily Swole Turns Into ”LoveLine”

21 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

An interesting show indeed! Remember to sign up for Swolenormous X today in order to be there for tomorrow's SwoleFam Round Table @ 5pm EST.   Join T...

#2328 - Wednesday Addams Unpacks Your Fatphobia

20 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I'm totally fine being called a proponent of health. Justifying morbidity is nauseating indeed!   Join The SwoleFam Submit A Question For The Show Do...

#2327 - SwoleText Spotlight

18 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Featuring responses from the SwoleFam via SwoleText. Today's live-stream is our Accountability Meeting @ 12 Noon EST. Join the SwoleFam today to get a...

#2326 - Ask Papa Swolio LIVE

18 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sunday Funday Q&Anus with the SwoleFam.   Submit A Question For The Show Join The SwoleFam Download The 7 Pillars Ebook Watch The Daily Swole APPAREL...

#2325 - Marco Polo Is Why I’m Fat

17 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I'd love to sit here and say that the title is a joke... welcome to The Daily Swole.   Join The SwoleFam Submit A Question For The Show Download The ...

#2324 - I Refuse To Say What You Want Me To Say

16 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I'm not using dumb words to protect your feelings. OVERTIME segment is now available for members inside SwoleTV.   Join The SwoleFam Submit A Questio...

#2323 - Biology 101

15 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Because there are so many people that never learned the fundamentals.   Join The SwoleFam Submit A Question For The Show Download The 7 Pillars Ebook...

#2322 - If Your Boy Doesn’t Like Teeball, He’s A Girl

14 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I never knew that Teeball was the deciding factor in determining gender...   Join The SwoleFam Submit A Question For The Show Download The 7 Pillars ...

#2321 - Gender Affirming Chunder Gunch

13 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Balls Deep segment might have gone deeper than we ever anticipated...but of course, we're here for it.   Yesterday's Accountablility Meeting is ...

#2320 - SwoleFam Accountability Meeting LIVE Call

12 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Meeting starts at 12 Noon EST for members of the SwoleFam. Learn more about Swolenormous X and join the greatest fam in ze realm! Replay is available ...

#2319 - Ask Papa Swolio LIVE

11 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sunday Funday Q&Anus with the SwoleFam.   Submit A Question For The Show Join The SwoleFam Download The 7 Pillars Ebook Watch The Daily Swole APPAREL...

#2318 - Your Kids Are Fatphobic!

10 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Pretty sure children are extremely observant and it's innate to notice when people are unhealthy...of course, that may offend you and hurt your feelin...

#2317 - Elon, Send Me To Mars

09 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I'm strongly considering a first-class ticket on the next launch.   Get access to all private live-streams with our "Back To Swole" special offer for...

#2316 - In January You’ll Wish You Started Today

08 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What you want in the future starts TODAY! The SwoleFam Roundtable #26 goes live at 5pm EST for members. Check out the Back To Swole specials going on ...

#2315 - The Fitness App Called Me Fat!

07 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A woman entered her data into a fitness app, which proceeded to let her know that she was obese. Rather than take the "L" (which should also stand for...

#2314 - Thanos Was Right

06 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Snap away good sir...snap away...   Get access to all private live-streams with our "Back To Swole" special offer for a limited time only!   BACK TO...

#2313 - Back To Swole Specials This Week ONLY!

05 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today's episode is our private LIVE call Accountability Meeting at 12 Noon EST for members only. Get access to all private live-streams with our "Back...

#2312 - Ask Papa Swolio LIVE

04 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Live Q&Anus with the SwoleFam!   Tomorrow's Accountability Meeting episode is for members only, join below to get access to all private live-streams....

#2311 - The ”Benefits” Of Being Fat

03 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Yes, there is a video claiming that there are benefits to being fat. The reasons are highly suspect if not absolutely pathetic, but you can judge for ...

#2310 - It’s My Doctor’s Fault!

02 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

If you trash your body, it's not your doctor's fault for addressing that issue.   Today's OVERTIME segment is available for members inside SwoleTV.  ...

#2309 - The ”Fat Liberation” Movement Needs To Move More

01 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's OK everyone, you're not "ableist" if you take care of your health. Go to the gym, it's good for you :)   Submit A Question For The Show Join The...

#2308 - Balls Deep Bingo

31 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

My new favorite game EVER.   Submit A Question For The Show Join The SwoleFam Download The 7 Pillars Ebook Watch The Daily Swole APPAREL - Use code "...

#2307 - Lizzo Wants To Change The Law Of Gravity

30 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

While wearing a Hefty bag, Lizzo made a declaration that has Newton turning over in his grave.   Submit A Question For The Show Join The SwoleFam Dow...

#2306 - ”BACK TO SWOLE” RELEASE PARTY!

29 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Major programming releases inside Swolenormous X as well as EPIC apparel drops! Goes LIVE for members at 12 NOON EST. Join now or be a beesh foreverrr...

#2305 - Ask Papa Swolio LIVE

28 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Q&Anus with the SwoleFam.   Submit A Question For The Show Join The SwoleFam Download The 7 Pillars Ebook Watch The Daily Swole APPAREL - Use code "D...

#2304 - The Rain Is Racist

27 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

If you go outside in the rain, MAKE SURE YOU DON'T FILM IT!   New OVERTIME segment is available in SwoleTV for members!   New Round Table is availab...

#2303 - If She Is God, Send Me To Hell

26 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

You can't make this stuff up...so we don't, we just show you the state of our world. Enjoy. OVERTIME segment after today's show is available in SwoleT...

#2302 - SwoleFam Round Table Event

25 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today's episode is our SwoleFam Round Table event. These are LIVE calls with myself and the entire SwoleFam. We talk about anything and everything and...

#2301 - Wassup My Nir?

24 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Making up more words for attention are we? Vegans are also desperate for attention by CEMENTING themselves outside a Starbucks because of $0.50 upchar...

#2300 - Those Cotton-Picking Little Leaguers Are At It Again

23 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Got a sense of humor? You're in the right place. Not only that, but Nikocado is a disgusting manatee of a human.   Submit A Question For The Show Joi...

Papa Swolio Signature Series Is Available Now For 24 Hours ONLY!

23 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Papa Swolio Signature Series 4th edition (P3S4) is available for 24 hours ONLY! This offer ends at MIDNIGHT TONIGHT (Eastern Time). These are ONE-...

#2299 - LIVE CALL Accountability Meeting w/ New Releases and Member Q&A

22 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This didn't show up on podcast feeds for some reason this morning when it was originally posted...but the replay is available now in SwoleTV for membe...

#2298 - Ask Papa Swolio LIVE

21 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Q&Anus with the SwoleFam.   Submit A Question For The Show Join The SwoleFam Download The 7 Pillars Ebook Watch The Daily Swole APPAREL - Use code "D...

#2297 - Science Is What We Say It Is

20 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

And here I am thinking that science was something you had to actually test and observe and stuff...glad we worked all that out.   Yesterday's OVERTIM...

#2296 - Gender Care Physician

19 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

There are no words...no words...   Today's OVERTIME segment was lit! Available now for members inside SwoleTV.   If you want to be featured on the s...

#2295 - Her Voice Haunts My Dreams

18 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Do you like nails on a chalkboard? Great, then you'll love this episode! We also meet the female "Two-Face" (think Tommy Lee Jones in Batman Forever) ...

#2294 - I Would Stop Grooming Kids...But Muh Thyroid

17 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Throw out your scales, learn how to eat and train properly, and NEVER underestimate the impact of household and environmental toxins on your health. B...

#2293 - If Harry Potter Banged An Ewok

16 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

You may never have done a thought experiment involving theoretical characters making sweet sweet love before. Have no fear, Papa Swolio has your back....

#2292 - Start Today, NO EXCUSES!

15 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today's episode is our Accountability Meeting LIVE CALL for members only, join below ya boosh.   Join The SwoleFam Download The 7 Pillars Ebook Watch...

#2291 - Ask Papa Swolio LIVE

14 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sunday Funday Q&Anus with the fam! You never know what you're gonna get...   Tomorrow's episode is our Accountability Meeting LIVE CALL for members o...

#2290 - The Episode That Broke Papa Swolio

13 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I am broken. The stupidity is overwhelming...I am not for this planet.   OVERTIME segment is now available inside SwoleTV for members!   THIS WEEK O...

#2289 - When Smeagol Meets Jabba The Hut

13 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Title says it all.   OVERTIME segment is now available inside SwoleTV for members! It was EPICCCCC.   THIS WEEK ONLY! Go Unlimited with my Birthday ...

#2288 - What Is The Most Important Lesson You’ve Learned Since Joining The SwoleFam?

11 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Great responses via SwoleText from members.   Today's episode is our SwoleFam Round Table LIVE CALL at 5pm EST for members only, join below with the ...

#2287 - Those Aren’t Your Organs, You’re Just Fat

10 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Basic anatomy is supposedly taught in schools...in fact, TEACHING anything of importance would help tremendously. Reminder that tomorrow's episode is ...

#2286 - Universities Are Completely Corrupted

09 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The real virus has spread, and it has fully infected our education system.   THIS WEEK ONLY! Go Unlimited with my Birthday Special Download The 7 Pi...