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Alley Oop 147: DENNIS SCHRÖDER HITS THE GAME-WINNING BUZZER BEATER Knicks vs Celtics, Brunson Drops 47 & Trae Young Exposed
23 Dec 2025
Chapter 1: What did Dennis Schröder's game-winning buzzer beater mean for the NBA?
I want to know who 14 is on the New York Knicks. Is that Josh Hart? No. Oh, Anthony Mason?
You got to know, man. Yes, sir. Rest in peace to the Lord, man.
I didn't know Anthony Mason was dead.
Yes, sir, man. Rest in peace to my boy. don't know this right here and miss rebecca and they ain't even catch this out of nowhere we don't talk both of us pulled up in our new york nick merch today you feel me come on i don't know what is it was the reason for the season i'm a celtics fan and a timberwolves fan but what's the reason for your shirt today you want to know the truth Yeah.
I slept in it.
There we go. See that?
I've been going and going so much juju. I did my hair. I did my makeup. I brushed my teeth. And I said, you know what? I kind of like the shirt. It kind of fits.
I was about to put on a jersey and I couldn't find the scully for that one, but this one was on top. So I was like, go New York, go New York, go.
How do you, I know this is like such a non sequitur. Do you put the beanies, the skull caps with the jersey, like in the closet? Like, do they go together or do you have like a hat area and a jersey area?
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Chapter 2: Are the New York Knicks legitimate contenders this season?
The besmirch is coming.
Oh, no. Put your jackets on, ladies and gentlemen. Get your umbrellas. I like that. Grab your umbrellas, ladies and gentlemen. It's about to get real lightning-y.
I've been waiting. For Trey Young to get healthy. Bless his heart. I've been waiting for this Hawks team that was on a heater. One of the better defenses in the league. Jalen Johnson's a stud and a star on Yeka Okongwu. I've been waiting. Let me see what they talk about when Trey gets back. And you know what they're talking about again, Juju, when Trae Young gets back? Them L's.
Them L's, the defensive woes. It's impressive, Juju, how badly, no, how impactful Trae Young is when he's on the basketball court. To have 30-plus points, still give up 152, and it's because of you, sir. It's just you. Trey's got to go right now. I don't know what his trade value is. I don't know if a team in the NBA wants him.
Oh, I don't go that far because I'm pretty sure Sacramento got a jersey hot off the press right now for his ass.
You know, that's a fair point. And that's just because they need to sell tickets and they need to find a certified franchise bucket getter and they don't have one. But like if you're trying to win for real, you don't want Trey Young for real.
No, not for real. Especially, they had a chance to win the game at the buzzer. They had a last-second shot from Trey Young, and guess what my boy trying to do? Draw the damn foul.
Yeah, man. That's what he always does. How many of these moments, Juju, have we seen where it comes down at the last moment to Trey needing the ball and needing to make a Superman play? Get this, mother-----. Sorry.
The door. Right. The besmircher.
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Chapter 3: How did Jalen Brunson's performance impact the Knicks vs. Celtics game?
Rebecca, she's like, yeah, I'm tired of this German. My boy Dennis Scluder, man. Come on, man. With the game on the line. Who else do you go to?
Oh, Fraulein. Oh, Fraulein. Auf Wiedersehen. Au revoir. That was great.
You feel me? Come on. That's the Euro Cup League MVP right there, man. The Euro MVP, Dennis Schroeder. I think he's the Euro Basket MVP. But, yeah, bro, what you think? I mean, of course the Kings need a lot of help, man. He wins his few and far between. But I like seeing my boy Russ get after the game, be able to talk his talk, man.
Them boys say, man, you got one of the best rebounding guards ever. He said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, the best. I'm him. Stop playing with me. Next question. What you think, sis?
Yeah, Russ is the most unfairly criticized guard in the NBA right now that's active. And he just happens to be in a situation where... Like, nobody for real wanted him, and he couldn't go to the places he really wanted to go.
And he was on a championship contender with Denver, and they kind of did him dirty and said, we know you got a player option, but, like, we don't really want you to pick up your player option, which, to me, I don't care. I'll make it awkward. I'm coming back to Denver and playing with Jokic.
Like, I don't – it's either make things awkward and play for Denver and probably get traded somewhere or end up in Sacramento.
Right, right.
I think I'm going to take my chances with Denver. No shade to sack. So he ends up on this team, and he's got to be this leader, and I'm sure it's going to end up working out okay for a guy like Devin Carter, who we know has no hairline, and probably Keon Ellis. Absolutely not. Or Keon Ellis, who they're hiding in the back of the bench. It's just a tough time for Kings fans.
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Chapter 4: What are the concerns surrounding Trae Young's style of play?
Folks still coming at him. So he started defending himself. You feel me? I like how Russell Westbrook go about it. And I love how he loves Nipsey Hussle as well.
And his wife. Russell Westbrook's wife. We got to really make her the GOAT. Nina. Nina's in the group chat letting people know, like Miss Rebecca in the DLS chat. Like, yo, you ain't about to talk about my mans and them like that. Uh-uh. Come on. She's putting it on her Instagram. She's putting it on the YouTube, the Twitter, whatever. And she's, that's a ride or die.
That's somebody that you want having you in their corner.
Yeah.
No, having them in your corner. See, you were about to let that slide.
You feel me? I saw it. I was finna hesitate. I was there. I was like, nah, I'm going to shoot my sister some bail money.
That was a sinking shipping moment.
It's out. Real Levitar listeners know what's going on. But we had some other sports flying this weekend in the W. Not the W. I'm so used to the W being the league. I mean, the M. The MNBA. Where... What's my boy name? Dylan Brooks versus the Warriors, bro.
Now, we saw a couple of days ago Dylan Brooks contesting Steph Curry three-point shot, go by him, still giving him a little tap in the stomach. Like, come on, you can't. That's Steph, bro. If I'm on the end of the bench and I see you play with Steph like that, You ain't finna have the same nights you thought you was finna have, you feel me?
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Chapter 5: How are defenses effectively attacking Trae Young?
Orlando, you feel me? I was thinking Houston, but yeah, a team like Orlando who could get there, especially that weak-ass East, get to that Eastern Conference Finals. Bro, we don't need you to have every single 30-point game every night. We got Paolo for that. We got Franz Wagner for that. We got KD for that. You feel me? We got a Thompson twin for that. We got Shangoon for that. But...
If you don't mind giving us 12 assists in that door, we could be championship or bust in some cases. What you think about them boys?
The Clippers have seven wins. We're at 28 games in a season. That's crazy. They've won three games on the road all year.
It's sad, man.
The only team, they literally are worse, Juju, than teams that are intentionally tanking. The Utah Jazz have 30% more wins than them. Well, 10%, technically, if you talk about percentage.
I'm not holding you accountable for that. I knew it couldn't have been right. When you said 30%, in my head, I said, boy, stop.
Actually, it is. Actually, I did the math correctly the first time. The Jazz have a 37% win percentage. The Clippers have a 25% win percentage. It's actually 12% more wins.
And, bro, these folks pushed the Nuggets to seven games last year. They needed a buzzer beater from Aaron Gordon. Don't beat these folks.
Sometimes, Drew, sometimes, like, don't change the recipe. Yeah. Maybe you just – need to do the recipe a couple of times. And you saw that you pretty much had it. Why are we changing all these , sorry, boop, all these ingredients, adding in Brook Lopez, adding in, like, I thought we were all in agreement that John Collins was kind of buns.
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Chapter 6: What does the Eastern Conference power struggle look like this season?
Retire. They just made so many bad moves when they had the recipe right there, the nuggets on the rope, right there.
You can lead a horse to water, man, but you can't make them plant trees, I guess. And now brings us to the illustrious segment that we like to call Boy Stops.
All right, this first one I want to do, this little fella here, this little fella, this big fella, just listen to him and how he eats and tell me, is it wrong to have certain foods in public places?
I guess bear with it because every morning and like I'll shoot around, I bring in, because I have for breakfast, I have a pound of ground beef and six eggs. So it's all like mixed together. But like when you open it, eggs don't smell that great. It's been sitting in like a heater for like an hour waiting on them. So he waits till we get in a tiny room watching film.
And like, it's not like as soon as everyone gets in there, door gets closed. Then he opens it and you just have to smell the meat and eggs for a whole like every morning, every morning. And they all look right in that corner.
No, no, no. Take a side. Or you both like, no. What's the smelliest food you've ever eaten in front of other people? Fish.
Can't heat up fish in a public place. Everybody knows that, but everybody has to go through it to see why it is terrorism. If somebody brings something nasty to work, I'm poisoning them.
Allegedly, ladies and gentlemen.
Allegedly, like poisoning with all my love and negative comments. Once I was on a diet, I started eating boiled eggs in a movie theater. Never again. Disgusting. I bet you had nasty boiled egg farts.
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Chapter 7: What are the implications of the Boston Celtics' current performance?
Don't. Look, tune in next time to see if we still got a show because I'm about to go talk to Trista ASAP. We about to get some straightening on these ad reads. But yeah, man, thank y'all for tuning in. Without y'all, who the hell are we? Catch us again next week. Same bad time.
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