The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Best of DLS: It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fishmas
25 Dec 2025
Chapter 1: What memorable Christmas moments are shared in this episode?
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Chapter 2: What are the highlights from Greg Cody's 'Back in My Day' segment?
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I don't think the lyric is my nuts. Is that what I said? Yeah, you said my nuts. Sorry.
That's a totally different song.
Hey, yeah. I misheard Nat King Cole's lyric on that.
My nuts roasting on an open fire.
Nuts roasting on an open fire. That seems horrible.
It seems the opposite of Christmas.
Well, you know, but again, it was a classic. Now, the old classics, the traditional songs the carolers would sing in harmony under wintry street lamps, you can barely find those songs played anymore.
They've been elbowed off the airways by the awful and unwelcome oxymoron of modern Christmas songs by Mariah Carey and One Direction and every other artist trying to glom a fast buck with a bad holiday album. You come to my house this time of year? you'll see a real Christmas tree. Underneath it, you'll see gifts utterly unidentifiable because they've been poorly hand-carved from blocks of wood.
And you'll see me, splayed on the ground outside, writhing and screaming for help beside a fallen ladder, but unheard over the ear-splitting decibels of Perry Cobo's little drummer boy. I'm Greg Cody, and that's how it goes back in my day.
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Chapter 3: What humorous takes are presented on modern Christmas trends?
The Grinch That Stole My Tires. Get that one right there. Do I get it? Just making sure you're in the loop on this. Number six. Chocolate Frosty the Snowman. Number five. That needed to be two. Jingle Bell Rock Rains. You leave a Rock Rains. A Rock Rains reference. Tim Rains reference. Why am I writing them down? I don't know why you're writing them down. Number four, Roy.
Santa Claus is Coming to Overtown. Okay. Yeah, that's pretty good right there.
It was one better than ten. No, I don't know. It wasn't better than ten.
It was pretty good, though. But he sang number ten. Number three. Morris Chestnut Roasting Over an Open Friar. Whatever. An Open Friar? Irving Friar. Irving Friar.
I'm sorry. Okay.
Well, now it's one. Okay. Get the marbles out of your mouth. Number two. Jingle Bells Bev DeVoe. And Roy's number one top ten holiday song or story.
Let it snow, let it snow, let it JT snow. Roy! Roy! Roy! Roy! Roy!
I don't want to ever tell Roy how to do this list, ever. Because I think, really, whenever he does it, we get this amazing reaction to it. But do you agree with me on this? I don't want to ever tell him how to do it. But 10 should have been 2, right? I don't know. I'm sure there's a reason that he went there. They probably wanted him to come out of the box. That's the most difficult.
That was the degree of difficulty one. Give him some confidence going down the list.
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