Chapter 1: What is the concept behind the game show Domiñooooooo?
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
I do not mean to make excuses. I was raised by a tough and proud Cuban man. But I want to apologize to Diana Rossini for fundamentally stinking as a producer of the last segment. That's all. My father is here. Well, I don't want to make excuses, but Sedano's here, my father's here, and Domino is here, and everything's moving too fast around here today.
So I got Theo Zaslow next to Sedano, and I'm here with my father and Greg Cody, and I've asked Metal Ark Media to make a game show. Game shows. Man, the media's collapsed. Hollywood's collapsed. It's the same four businesses that are running everything. Everything's collapsing around here. Game shows. Those are cheap. Where's there a game show?
And so Mike Ryan says, my Hungry Off's not good enough. I got a better idea. And so he produces whatever it is we're about to do here, which is, Mike, because I've never met Domino before, but... I want to tell the audience to support Domino's Saturday, January 17th, at CCW's Rumble in the Jungle. He can get tickets. You can get tickets at ccwtix.com. What are we doing right now?
You think you're going to pull off a game show in 10 minutes?
Well, you want to celebrate all things Cuban, so why don't we have a Cuban-themed game show? Devise two teams, the Levitards versus Sedano and Tio Zaz, to find out quién es más cubano.
Okay, so the game is how Cuban are you or who's more Cuban?
Yeah, but it's got a catchy little name and some imaging. How Cuban are you?
No, it's called Dominion. Dominion. Welcome and bienvenidos to Dominio, the game show that settles who is a real Cuban around here. Here's your host, former CCW Southeastern heavyweight champion, el caballo, el tiburón, el campeón, and current king of the territory, Dominio!
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Chapter 2: How do the hosts introduce the game and its rules?
He's got that look in his eyes. He looks like the guy Poppy and I beat at Domino Park that one day.
Oh, that's right. This is legitimate. These credentials are legitimate. Sedano and my father won a legitimate Calle Ocho Domino tournament in the streets. It was like 15 years ago.
That was a long time ago. I'll never forget that.
The game is, Papi, is to find out how Cuban we are.
So first question, Domino. You go into your grandma's house and you see an aluminum can, an aluminum tin, blue, the cookies, the royal dance cookies. What is stored in that aluminum tin? A, sewing supplies. B, nuts and bolts. Or D, unas pilas, unos batteries.
Cookies, cookies, always cookies. No, dad. Dad. Dad.
Bobby. Dad. Wow.
No, there's no cookies in there. No, no cookies. No, the cookies are gone. You already ate them. They're sewing supplies, Bobby.
A huge mistake. Domino, what is the right answer?
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Chapter 3: What are some common Cuban stereotypes explored in the game?
Dale, dale, perdón, perdón, perdón, perdón, perdón.
If someone says, dale, what are they saying? Okay? Go. Quoting Pete Boone, Mr. Trio Fight. Or all of the above?
Oh, this one's easy. You ready? Yeah. I'll just take it.
D, all of the above?
All of the above.
Bobby, ¿cómo va? ¿Cogieron un punto? Yeah, they got it.
Okay, that's okay.
Okay, next time. Okay, they got the point. Dale.
Dale. So that's the sound that accompanies when you get it correct. What was the sound for getting it incorrect? No. Jesus. We got a new game show. Metal Ark Media has a new cheap game show.
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Chapter 4: How do the teams compete in the game show?
I want Tony. I don't want Jeremy. You got Tony. You got me. You got Tony. If you're Cuban, what does I'm five minutes away mean in Miami? Five minutes, ten minutes.
No, don't even tell me. Don't even tell me. I haven't even left yet.
Dale, mi hermano.
Ahí está.
Are you going with that answer?
Cool. I already got the point.
Yes, yes. It seems to be.
I said that out loud for Chris Cody. Parece que everybody's on cafecito. Todo el mundo anda ahí medio acelerado, frustrado, complicado. No sé lo que está pasando aquí. Okay, number four. What is the signature set of a Cuban baby? Recién nacido. A, talco? B, agua violeta? C, baby powder? Or D, compota? What is the signature scent of a Cuban baby? A, talco? B, agua violeta? C, baby powder?
Or D, compota?
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Chapter 5: What humorous moments arise during the game?
It wasn't C. That was one. Talco is one.
Wait, is Talco and baby powder the same thing? Yes, you doofus. What kind of Cuban are you? You can choose to follow his advice.
So what is your answer?
You're sticking with baby powder? No.
No. We're going to go with agua de violetas. Oh, look at the giggle of my dad.
Look at dad. Now you know the answers to the questions. I couldn't answer. Not that one. You had your chance to answer.
La proxima. Okay. Fill in the blank. Whose fault is it? Por culpa de quien? Popping.
No, Bobby. Then you answer. Bobby Fidel. Greg, you answer. Fidel is out of the equation.
He died about 15 years ago. I need you guys to lock in the answer. You're not on the same page.
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Chapter 6: How do the participants react to the questions asked?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, we've clinched, basically. La próxima. I'm a little distraught because, you see, I've lost the accent now. I was rooting for my fellow Cubans, and I don't know what's happening.
I'm Cuban, bro. El Tío here is, too. Somewhat. El Tío se parece más cubano que todo el mundo aquí hoy.
Jonathan.
I want to play. With a Y. With a Y. I want to keep playing. We've got more questions.
Style points. Here we go. We do. All righty. All righty. That's not very Cuban. Someone spills a drink on your floor. Un cafecito ahí.
I want a character there with the all righty.
Keep kayfabe. Jim Domino. Kayfabe. All right. Mira, mira, mira. Yo entro a tu casa. Se me cae un café. Se me cae un trago en el piso. Se me cae el espagueti, el pan cubano, el Cuban sandwich, lo que sea. Un pastelito. What are you reaching for to clean? Pinesol, Fabuloso, Mistolin, or Winday?
Hold on, hold on. Pinesol. I mean, it could either be Mistolin or Fabuloso. Isn't that Pinesol? Winday.
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Chapter 7: What personal stories are shared by the hosts during the game?
The American Coast Guard.
No. He went off the board. I'm going to go Dolphins.
The Dolphins. Wait, wait. What's the official Levitard answer? That'd be the Dolphins.
No. The Dolphins?
Yeah. I didn't know that. Yeah. Oh, Cuban War.
Dolly. Dolly. Larry Zonka.
It was the Dolphins.
Bobby, how are you getting all of these questions wrong? How is it possible that you, the most Cuban among us, has forgotten Elian and Fidel? Oh, Elian, yeah, I forgot about Elian. He must be a man by now.
We got Dolphins had saved him, but we would have accepted Donato Dalrymple.
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Chapter 8: How does the episode conclude after the game show?
I will tell the people again to support the people who support us. Saturday, January 17th. CCW's Rumble in the Jungle. You get tickets at ccwtix.com. I want to play Dominion again on Monday night during the live stream. Can we get him back here? Yeah, he's working at Las Rosas. My father... Really, I can't believe, Papi, you were not more Cuban than that.
Stage fright? It's been a while? Hey, Domino, you were great, pal.
Gracias, mano. Where'd you go to school? Yo fui para Clase 26, Christopher Columbus.
Oh, wow. Another Columbus guy. Another one. Yeah, whatever. Whatever.
Sedano, Columbus is gloating right now. Sedano, you feel this as a lifelong thank you, Domino. I'm a Pace High School Opelika to the core guy. It's okay.
So we know what the private schools... I went to the private school with black people and girls.
Mine had girls. Sedano, so we did it in Broward, but the private school Cubans in Miami, Columbus has been the most annoying. They never get to be this kind of the best at everything. Yeah. Never in Miami. Columbus doesn't get to be better than Northwestern at football.
No, no. At basketball. They just had the Boozer Twins, for God's sake.
No, but yes, this has never in the history of Miami happened where you've got this absurdity at the top of this sport.
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