Hour 1: Greg Cote's Catchphrase List Update
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This is the Dan Levitard Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
This episode of the Dan Levitard Show is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. We are looking forward to tomorrow night. We are going to be doing one of those things again where we do three shows in 24 hours, including a nighttime late-night festivity. Greg Cody is already complaining, Chris. You'll be happy to know. He's like, you guys, I've got to work. This is a big night for me at work, and I've got mock drafts and exactos. But Greg Cody will be here, the legendary Miami Herald columnist, as part of our Thursday night extravaganza. I'll agree to come in and be a part of it, but don't bother me. It's like, what is that? Right. Don't bother me as he now, as we speak, gets and solicits about seven soldiers for his army.
He's always said he wants a staff. He wants an actual staff like a king carries around and he wants a staff. It's why he wanted to be president of the United States. How many people does it take to make him a cup of coffee? Because he sure as hell can't do it himself. What's he doing? Is he just staring at ingredients? I just kept hearing him say, I'm a K-cup man.
And apparently we don't have that here. It's like a normal coffee set up here. So he just was kept just saying out loud, I'm a K-cup man. No, we have a beautiful Nespresso is what we have here. He was saying how he he doesn't know how to make coffee. Like he didn't even know the name of the he's like, what's the contraption? They put like a filter. He doesn't even know the name.
So he's demanding a specific – let's do some play-by-play here. This would be a good place for the telestrator because we don't use the telestrator correctly. This is Greg Cody not doing the show, late for the segment, not able to help us do work here.
Five people are there trying to help him.
Because all of the people are around the coffee machine making him a single cup of coffee. That's what's happening right now.
Danny's just getting up. Danny's getting up.
Danny. Wait a second. Danny. Oh, no. Okay. Oh, it's four-coded empanada. That's the first time anyone's ever seen Danny give away an empanada. That is the rarest of things right there. Greg has shucked them off twice. That is, okay.
Eight people helping him right now.
Like Caitlin Clark and Raven Johnson. Greg, we need you back in here, please, to do the show. This is your time of year. There's seven people helping him. It's his time of year. He's got mock draft on a hat. You see that hat there?
What are Greg Cody's thoughts on being a K-Cup man?
He's saying it's available at the Greg Cody merch store, and it's not available at the Greg Cody merch store. That hat just reminds me of Dumb and Dumber.
Mock. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mocking. I don't know. Every time I think of Dumb and Dumber.
This is a big time of year, Zaslow. Greg Cody takes a lot of pride in getting more exactos than Mel Kuyper. He's got a very good streak of getting it more right than Kuyper when it comes to the NFL draft.
So I saw, because I at least, you know, I saw today, I guess it came out, where he released his mock draft. And how many does he, like exactos, what would he say is a good year for him?
We'll find out when he rejoins us later in the show after his coffee is properly made. I wanted to talk about the basketball last night. Three upsets. That's rare. Two double-digit dogs winning.
How does Greg Cody's coffee-making experience reflect his personality?
Rare. The story of the league, of course, is I didn't know they had a concussion protocol in that sport. I was not even aware. I've never heard those words associated with that sport before. Didn't know there was one in the NBA before Wemba Nyama, the player that it can't happen to, it happens to. And now Portland, a disaster of a franchise right now. Excuse me. Because their owner is cheap. The only one in basketball known as cheap. There are no others. Sterling's been run out of the sport. When I say there are no others, there are no others ever in that salary cap age where a team is getting smeared with cheap.
It's got to be so deflating if you're a fan of a team who has a relatively new owner when you learn, oh shit.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–2:24
2
What are Greg Cody's thoughts on being a K-Cup man?
2:24–3:17
3
How does Greg Cody's coffee-making experience reflect his personality?
3:17–7:57
4
What insights does Greg Cody have about the current NBA playoffs?
7:57–8:35
5
What are the implications of a cheap owner in the NBA?
8:35–44:08
Speakers
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