Steve Kornhacky is getting into the brown and starting to sound like Greg Cote on a Sunday night. That leads Dan to give Greg Cote's bladder an award and also crown it as a superhero. Why does Sepp Blatter not go by Joey? Then, the crew dives deep into Joel Embiid receiving a three-game suspension for shoving a journalist after writing an article that referenced Embiid's brother's death. Dan and Greg regale us with some of their closest calls in getting in fight with athletes, as well as other stories about journalists almost fighting athletes. Plus, more from Kornhacky, Tom Hanks thinks being 35 sucks, and Billy has a new Bet The House (Senate) of Representatives. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Why is Sepp Blatter also called Joey?
You see this cool technology where you de-age. Was there an age where you're like, damn it, I'm good with this. Take me right here.
Take me back here. No. You know, I'm 68 years old. The hardest for us was when we were playing 35. That time where your metabolism stops, gravity starts tearing you down, your bones start wearing off. You stand differently. I think I'm in better shape now.
You look great. I was going to tell you that.
You look good. Because my kids are grown up, I'm getting decent exercise and I can eat right. You can't do that when you're 35. Life is such a burden. Everybody needs to get on your plan right now. Dude, I'm just doing what my 68-year-old type 2 diabetes, just maintaining the temple, baby. That's all I'm trying to do. Maintain the temple.
He's so right. My back hurts. My ankle hurts. I mean, I feel like the eating unhealthy, that's just on me. I'm not going to blame 35 for that, but he was speaking to me there.
What an ass kisser of an interviewer.
I mean, that's a terrible age that he's nominating for the worst age. Don't you believe? Put it on the poll, Juju, at Levitard Show. Is that Kevin Frazier?
35 years old.
Best age or worst age. 35 years old. I don't feel like anybody listening to this thinks that's the worst age.
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