Jarabear

Hey friends, it's Jarabear here, and I'm here to tell you all about Boost Mobile, which is now a legit nationwide 5G network.

Hey Freunde, es ist Jarabear hier und ich bin hier, um euch alles über Boost Mobile zu erzählen, was jetzt eine legitische, nationale 5G-Netzwerk ist. Also muss ich hier einen Moment von den Lachen nehmen und meine ernsthafte Stimme aufnehmen.

Guys, I want to talk to you about something that I don't think we think about enough on a daily basis. And that's comfort. Specifically when it comes to underwear. Because let's be real, when it's not right, you're going to feel it all day. And that's why I want to tell all of you about Tommy John.

Because the first time I put on a pair, I knew my underwear drawer would just simply never be the same. Tommy John hat gerade einige ihrer Produkte an uns in den Schiffskontainern gesendet. Und das ist mein erstes Mal, dass ich Tommy John Underwear trage. Ich war wirklich überrascht. Durch den Komfort, durch die Strecke, die im Design vorhanden war, durch die Textur. Es gibt eine echte Komfort.

Und ich kann sagen, dass sie den Eindruck gelegt haben, um sicherzustellen, speziell in unserem Fall mit Männern, dass wir sich komfortabel fühlen würden. Ehrlich gesagt, Tommy John hat das Spiel für mich verändert. Ich weiß, es wird ein guter Tag sein, wenn ich aus der Tür gehe und Tommy John aufhören werde. No distractions, no adjusting, just all day confidence.

If you haven't tried Tommy John yet, I personally think you're missing out. These are the MVP of your underwear drawer with up to four times more stretch than other brands. Something I definitely appreciate. Double down on comfort with Tommy John and get 25% off your first order right now at TommyJohn.com slash Dan with promo code Dan. Save 25% at TommyJohn.com slash Dan.

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Guys, I want to talk to you about something that I don't think we think about enough on a daily basis. And that's comfort. Specifically when it comes to underwear. Because let's be real, when it's not right, you're going to feel it all day. And that's why I want to tell all of you about Tommy John.

Because the first time I put on a pair, I knew my underwear drawer would just simply never be the same. Tommy John hat gerade einige ihrer Produkte an uns in den Schiffskontainern gesendet. Und das ist mein erstes Mal, dass ich Tommy John Underwear trage. Ich war wirklich überrascht. Durch den Komfort, durch die Strecke, die im Design vorhanden war, durch die Texturen. Es gibt eine echte Komfort.

Und ich kann sagen, dass sie versucht haben, sicherzustellen, Bis zum nächsten Mal. Double down on comfort with Tommy John and get 25% off your first order right now at TommyJohn.com with promo code DAN. Save 25% at TommyJohn.com slash DAN.

Hey Freunde, es ist Jarabear hier und ich bin hier, um euch alles über Boost Mobile zu erzählen, was jetzt eine legitische, nationale 5G-Netzwerk ist.

Guys, I want to talk to you about something that I don't think we think about enough on a daily basis. And that's comfort, specifically when it comes to underwear. Because let's be real, when it's not right, you're going to feel it all day. And that's why I want to tell all of you about Tommy John.

Because the first time I put on a pair, I knew my underwear drawer would just simply never be the same. Tommy John hat gerade einige ihrer Produkte an uns in den Schiffskontainern gesendet. Und das ist mein erstes Mal, dass ich Tommy John Underwear trage. Ich war wirklich überrascht. Durch den Komfort, durch die Strecke, die im Design vorhanden war, durch die Textur. Es gibt eine echte Komfort.

Und ich kann sagen, dass sie den Eindruck gelegt haben, um sicherzustellen, speziell in unserem Fall mit Männern, dass wir sich komfortabel fühlen würden. Ehrlich gesagt, hat Tommy John das Spiel für mich verändert. Ich weiß, es wird ein guter Tag sein, wenn ich aus der Tür gehe und Tommy John aufhören werde. No distractions, no adjusting, just all day confidence.

If you haven't tried Tommy John yet, I personally think you're missing out. These are the MVP of your underwear drawer with up to four times more stretch than other brands. Something I definitely appreciate. Double down on comfort with Tommy John and get 25% off your first order right now at TommyJohn.com slash Dan with promo code Dan. Save 25% at TommyJohn.com slash Dan.

Hey Freunde, es ist Jarabear hier und ich bin hier, um euch alles über Boost Mobile zu erzählen, was jetzt eine legitische, nationale 5G-Netzwerk ist. Also muss ich hier einen Moment von den Lachen nehmen und meinen ernsthaften Geräusch aufnehmen.

Hey, listeners, listen up, because I know that approaching the summer, you're probably as busy as I am, but also as desperate as I am to find some healthy meals that you can fit into those busy windows. Well, it's time to make this the best summer yet with nutritious two minute meals from Factor. Eating well has never been this easy.

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That's code dan50off at factormeals.com slash dan50off for 50% off plus free shipping. Guys, I want to talk to you about something that I don't think we think about enough on a daily basis. And that's comfort, specifically when it comes to underwear. Because let's be real, when it's not right, you're going to feel it all day. And that's why I want to tell all of you about Tommy John.

Because the first time I put on a pair, I knew my underwear drawer would just simply never be the same. Tommy John just recently sent some of their product to those of us in the shipping container, and this is my first time wearing Tommy John underwear. I was really blown away by the comfort, by the stretch that was available within the design, by the texture.

There's a genuine comfort, and I can tell that they put in effort to make sure. specifically in our case with men, that we would feel comfortable. Honestly, Tommy John's changed the game for me. I know it's going to be a good day now when I walk out the door and I've got Tommy John on. No distractions, no adjusting, just all-day confidence.

If you haven't tried Tommy John yet, I personally think you're missing out. These are the MVP of your underwear drawer, with up to four times more stretch than other brands, something I definitely appreciate. Double down on comfort with Tommy John and get 25% off your first order right now at TommyJohn.com slash Dan with promo code Dan. Save 25% at TommyJohn.com slash Dan.

Hey friends, it's Jarabear here, and I'm here to tell you all about Boost Mobile, which is now a legit nationwide 5G network.

So I must take a break from the jokes here for a second and put on my serious voice, because I would never ever joke about a 5G network that has invested billions building 5G towers across the country. Not even once. Not even if Mr. Boost Mobile himself asked me to. There is nothing funny about it. Boost Mobile is now a legit nationwide 5G network and also provides coverage across 99% of America.

Seriously. Visit BoostMobile.com or your nearest Boost Mobile store location to learn more. The Boost Mobile Network, together with our roaming partners, covers 99% of the U.S. population. 5G speeds not available in all areas.

Hey friends, it's Jarabear here, and I'm here to tell you all about Boost Mobile, which is now a legit nationwide 5G network. So I must take a break from the jokes here for a second and put on my serious voice, because I would never ever joke about a 5G network that has invested billions building 5G towers across the country. Not even once. Not even if Mr. Boost Mobile himself asked me to.

There is nothing funny about it. Boost Mobile is now a legit nationwide 5G network and also provides coverage across 99% of America. Seriously. Visit BoostMobile.com or your nearest Boost Mobile store location to learn more. The Boost Mobile Network, together with our roaming partners, covers 99% of the US population. 5G speeds not available in all areas.

Friends, it's JerBear, and you know that I'm obviously a bit of the romantic type, and Valentine's Day is coming up. And for me, there's only one place that I trust. 1-800-Flowers.com. Every year, I order stunning, high-quality bouquets from 1-800-Flowers that my wife absolutely loves.

Surgery. Shots out of a hockey stick is just a funny sentence.

And this year, I'm partnering with 1-800-Flowers to make sure you're a Valentine's hero with an exclusive offer for my listeners. Double the roses for free. When you buy one dozen, they'll double your bouquet to two dozen roses. It's the perfect way to say I love you without breaking the bank. Trust me, 1-800-Flowers always delivers.

In the Levitard Studios, we received a beautiful arrangement of long-stem red roses accompanied in an hourglass red vase. They're timeless, luxurious, and romantic. A must-have this Valentine's Day. And seeing and smelling the freshness of that bouquet as I walk into work every day has me prepared for any hate that Dan may throw my way.

To claim your Double Your Roses offer, go to 1-800-Flowers.com slash Dan. That's 1-800-Flowers.com. Slash Dan.

Do you double it every time there's a Tone fine in one show? So the first fine for $5, but then the second time there's a Tone issue, now it's $10.

Greg Cody, major penalty, five minutes, me maximum. What happened? You did it to yourself? I hit the button.

Hey friends, it's JerBear here, and I'm here to tell you all about Boost Mobile, which is now a legit nationwide 5G network. So I must take a break from the jokes here for a second and put on my serious voice, because I would never ever joke about a 5G network that has invested billions building 5G towers across the country. Not even once. Not even if Mr. Boost Mobile himself asked me to.

There is nothing funny about it. Boost Mobile is now a legit nationwide 5G network and also provides coverage across 99% of America. Seriously. Visit BoostMobile.com or your nearest Boost Mobile store location to learn more. The Boost Mobile Network, together with our roaming partners, covers 99% of the U.S. population. 5G speeds not available in all areas.

Friends, it's JerBear, and you know that I'm obviously a bit of the romantic type, and Valentine's Day is coming up. And for me, there's only one place that I trust, 1-800-Flowers.com. Every year, I order stunning, high-quality bouquets from 1-800-Flowers that my wife absolutely loves.

And this year, I'm partnering with 1-800-Flowers to make sure you're a Valentine's hero with an exclusive offer for my listeners. Double the roses for free. When you buy one dozen, they'll double your bouquet to two dozen roses. It's the perfect way to say I love you without breaking the bank. Trust me, 1-800-Flowers always delivers.

In the Levitard Studios, we received a beautiful arrangement of long-stem red roses accompanied in an hourglass red vase. They're timeless, luxurious, and romantic. A must-have this Valentine's Day. And seeing and smelling the freshness of that bouquet as I walk into work every day has me prepared for any hate that Dan may throw my way.

To claim your Double Your Roses offer, go to 1-800-Flowers.com slash Dan. That's 1-800-Flowers.com. Slash Dan.

Hey Freunde, es ist Jarabear hier und ich bin hier, um euch alles über Boost Mobile zu erzählen, was jetzt eine legitische, nationale 5G-Netzwerk ist. Also muss ich hier einen Moment von den Lachen nehmen und meinen seriösen Mund aufsetzen.

Denn ich würde niemals, jemals lachen über eine 5G-Netzwerk, die Billionen Euro investiert hat, um 5G-Tauern auf dem ganzen Land zu bauen. Not even once. Not even if Mr. Boost Mobile himself asked me to. There is nothing funny about it. Boost Mobile is now a legit nationwide 5G network and also provides coverage across 99% of America. Seriously.

Visit BoostMobile.com or your nearest Boost Mobile store location to learn more. The Boost Mobile Network, together with our roaming partners, covers 99% of the US population. 5G speeds not available in all areas.

Hey Listeners, listen up, because I know that approaching the summer you're probably as busy as I am, but also as desperate as I am to find some healthy meals that you can fit into those busy windows. Well, it's time to make this the best summer yet with nutritious two-minute meals from Factor. Eating well has never been this easy. Just heat up and enjoy, giving you more time to do what you want.

Get outside instead of prepping and cooking indoors. Factor Meals arrives fresh and ready to eat. It's perfect for any active lifestyle. Bis zum nächsten Mal. So, get started at factormeals.com slash dan50off and use code dan50off to get 50% off plus free shipping on your first box. That's code dan50off at factormeals.com slash dan50off for 50% off plus free shipping.

Guys, I want to talk to you about something that I don't think we think about enough on a daily basis. And that's comfort. Specifically when it comes to underwear. Because let's be real, when it's not right, you're going to feel it all day. And that's why I want to tell all of you about Tommy John.

Because the first time I put on a pair, I knew my underwear drawer would just simply never be the same. Tommy John hat gerade einige ihrer Produkte an uns in den Schiffskontainern gesendet. Und das ist mein erstes Mal, dass ich Tommy John Underwear trage. Ich war wirklich überrascht. Durch den Komfort, durch die Strecke, die im Design vorhanden war, durch die Textur. Es gibt eine echte Komfort.

Und ich kann sagen, dass sie den Eindruck gelegt haben, um sicherzustellen, speziell in unserem Fall mit Männern, dass wir sich komfortabel fühlen würden. Ehrlich gesagt, hat Tommy John das Spiel für mich verändert. Ich weiß, es wird ein guter Tag sein, wenn ich aus der Tür rauskomme und Tommy John aufhören kann. No distractions, no adjusting, just all day confidence.

If you haven't tried Tommy John yet, I personally think you're missing out. These are the MVP of your underwear drawer with up to four times more stretch than other brands. Something I definitely appreciate. Double down on comfort with Tommy John and get 25% off your first order right now at TommyJohn.com slash Dan with promo code Dan. Save 25% at TommyJohn.com slash Dan.

Well, before I bring Steve Kornhacky back in here, Dan, just Jeremy here for a second.

You're sure you don't want to have a conversation about how the Electoral College is essentially a form of voter suppression because it forces the Democrats to go more right, leaving Democrats unmotivated to show up and thus tens of millions of voters not showing up to vote in this election, or how Latin men swung so far to the right and thus...

die diese Wahl beeinflusst haben, insbesondere hier in Miami-Dade, weil sie von Misogynie und Rassismus motiviert wurden?

Hey Freunde, es ist Jarabear hier und ich bin hier, um euch alles über Boost Mobile zu erzählen, was jetzt eine legitische, nationale 5G-Netzwerk ist.

Hey friends, it's Jarabear here, and I'm here to tell you all about Boost Mobile, which is now a legit nationwide 5G network.

Hey friends, it's Jarabear here, and I'm here to tell you all about Boost Mobile, which is now a legit nationwide 5G network.

No, he ended up kind of destroying the farm system. They built it up in terms of there were top prospects, but then he and Gary Denbo had no ability to develop those prospects and then ended up moving the wrong prospects in exchange for major leaguers, spent money on guys like Avisio Garcia, and now they're in a position where they have a bottom. Es ist wie ein Buck Pass.

Es ist das, was passiert ist.

In Ordnung, sie haben Yuri Perez mitgebracht, der auf dieser Liste war. Das ist wichtig. Und Max Meyer wird im Endeffekt auf dieser großen Liga-Squad sein. Er ist ein Typ, der ein weirder X-Factor ist. Er war der dritte overall Pick.

Hey Freunde, es ist Jarabear hier und ich bin hier, um euch alles über Boost Mobile zu erzählen, was jetzt eine legitische, nationale 5G-Netzwerk ist. Also muss ich hier einen Moment von den Lachen nehmen und meinen ernsthaften Geräusch aufnehmen.

Guys, I want to talk to you about something that I don't think we think about enough on a daily basis. And that's comfort. Specifically when it comes to underwear. Because let's be real, when it's not right, you're going to feel it all day. And that's why I want to tell all of you about Tommy John.

Because the first time I put on a pair, I knew my underwear drawer would just simply never be the same. Tommy John hat gerade einige ihrer Produkte an uns in den Schiffskontainern gesendet. Und das ist mein erstes Mal, dass ich Tommy John Underwear trage. Ich war wirklich überrascht. Durch den Komfort, durch die Strecke, die im Design vorhanden war, durch die Textur. Es gibt eine echte Komfort.

Und ich kann sagen, dass sie den Eindruck gelegt haben, um sicherzustellen, speziell in unserem Fall mit Männern, dass wir sich komfortabel fühlen würden. Ehrlich gesagt, Tommy John hat das Spiel für mich verändert. Ich weiß, es wird ein guter Tag sein, wenn ich aus der Tür gehe und Tommy John aufhören werde. No distractions, no adjusting, just all day confidence.

If you haven't tried Tommy John yet, I personally think you're missing out. These are the MVP of your underwear drawer with up to four times more stretch than other brands. Something I definitely appreciate. Double down on comfort with Tommy John and get 25% off your first order right now at TommyJohn.com slash Dan with promo code Dan. Save 25% at TommyJohn.com slash Dan.

Hey Listeners, listen up, because I know that approaching the summer you're probably as busy as I am, but also as desperate as I am to find some healthy meals that you can fit into those busy windows. Well, it's time to make this the best summer yet with nutritious two-minute meals from Factor. Eating well has never been this easy. Just heat up and enjoy, giving you more time to do what you want.

Get outside instead of prepping and cooking indoors. Bis zum nächsten Mal. So, get started at factormeals.com slash dan50off and use code dan50off to get 50% off plus free shipping on your first box. That's code dan50off at factormeals.com slash dan50off for 50% off plus free shipping.

Hey friends, it's Jarabear here, and I'm here to tell you all about Boost Mobile, which is now a legit nationwide 5G network.

Hey friends, it's JerBear here, and I'm here to tell you all about Boost Mobile, which is now a legit nationwide 5G network. So I must take a break from the jokes here for a second and put on my serious voice.

Hey Freunde, es ist Jarabear hier und ich bin hier, um euch alles über Boost Mobile zu erzählen, was jetzt eine legit nationale 5G-Netzwerke ist.

Hey Listeners, listen up, because I know that approaching the summer you're probably as busy as I am, but also as desperate as I am to find some healthy meals that you can fit into those busy windows. Well, it's time to make this the best summer yet with nutritious two-minute meals from Factor. Eating well has never been this easy. Just heat up and enjoy, giving you more time to do what you want.

Get outside instead of prepping and cooking indoors. Factor Meals arrives fresh and ready to eat. It's perfect for any active lifestyle. Bis zum nächsten Mal. So, get started at factormeals.com slash dan50off and use code DAN50OFF to get 50% off plus free shipping on your first box. That's code DAN50OFF at factormeals.com slash DAN50OFF for 50% off plus free shipping.

Guys, I want to talk to you about something that I don't think we think about enough on a daily basis. And that's comfort. Specifically when it comes to underwear. Because let's be real, when it's not right, you're going to feel it all day. And that's why I want to tell all of you about Tommy John.

Because the first time I put on a pair, I knew my underwear drawer would just simply never be the same. Tommy John hat gerade einige ihrer Produkte an uns in den Schiffskontainern gesendet. Und das ist mein erstes Mal, dass ich Tommy John Underwear trage. Ich war wirklich überrascht. Durch den Komfort, durch die Strecke, die im Design vorhanden war, durch die Textur. Es gibt eine echte Komfort.

Und ich kann sagen, dass sie den Eindruck gelegt haben, um sicherzustellen, speziell in unserem Fall mit Männern, dass wir sich komfortabel fühlen würden. Ehrlich gesagt, hat Tommy John das Spiel für mich verändert. Ich weiß, es wird ein guter Tag sein, wenn ich aus der Tür rauskomme und Tommy John aufhören kann. Bis zum nächsten Mal.

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Hey Freunde, es ist Jarabear hier und ich bin hier, um euch alles über Boost Mobile zu erzählen, was jetzt ein legit nationwidees 5G-Netzwerk ist. Also muss ich hier einen Moment von den Lachen nehmen und meine ernsthafte Stimme aufnehmen.

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Hey Freunde, es ist Jarabear hier und ich bin hier, um euch alles über Boost Mobile zu erzählen, was jetzt eine legitische, nationale 5G-Netzwerk ist.

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Hey friends, it's Jarabear here, and I'm here to tell you all about Boost Mobile, which is now a legit nationwide 5G network. So I must take a break from the jokes here for a second and put on my serious voice, because I would never ever joke about a 5G network that has invested billions building 5G towers across the country. Not even once. Not even if Mr. Boost Mobile himself asked me to.

There is nothing funny about it. Boost Mobile is now a legit nationwide 5G network and also provides coverage across 99% of America. Seriously. Visit BoostMobile.com or your nearest Boost Mobile store location to learn more. The Boost Mobile Network, together with our roaming partners, covers 99% of the U.S. population. 5G speeds not available in all areas.

Look at the Panther employee behind just clutching his pearl.

I hear him say it all the time, though.

Guys, I want to talk to you about something that I don't think we think about enough on a daily basis. And that's comfort. Specifically when it comes to underwear. Because let's be real, when it's not right, you're going to feel it all day. And that's why I want to tell all of you about Tommy John.

Because the first time I put on a pair, I knew my underwear drawer would just simply never be the same. Tommy John hat gerade einige ihrer Produkte an uns in den Schiffskontainern gesendet. Und das ist mein erstes Mal, dass ich Tommy John Underwear trage. Ich war wirklich überrascht. Durch den Komfort, durch die Strecke, die im Design vorhanden war, durch die Textur. Es gibt eine echte Komfort.

Und ich kann sagen, dass sie den Eindruck gelegt haben, um sicherzustellen, speziell in unserem Fall mit Männern, dass wir sich komfortabel fühlen würden. Ehrlich gesagt, hat Tommy John das Spiel für mich verändert. Ich weiß, es wird ein guter Tag sein, wenn ich aus der Tür rauskomme und Tommy John aufhören kann. No distractions, no adjusting, just all day confidence.

If you haven't tried Tommy John yet, I personally think you're missing out. These are the MVP of your underwear drawer with up to four times more stretch than other brands. Something I definitely appreciate. Double down on comfort with Tommy John and get 25% off your first order right now at TommyJohn.com slash Dan with promo code Dan. Save 25% at TommyJohn.com slash Dan.

Hey Listeners, listen up, because I know that approaching the summer you're probably as busy as I am, but also as desperate as I am to find some healthy meals that you can fit into those busy windows. Well, it's time to make this the best summer yet with nutritious two-minute meals from Factor. Eating well has never been this easy. Just heat up and enjoy, giving you more time to do what you want.

Get outside instead of prepping and cooking indoors. Factor Meals arrives fresh and ready to eat. It's perfect for any active lifestyle. Bis zum nächsten Mal. So, get started at factormeals.com slash dan50off and use code dan50off to get 50% off plus free shipping on your first box. That's code dan50off at factormeals.com slash dan50off for 50% off plus free shipping.

Hey Freunde, es ist Jarabear hier und ich bin hier, um euch alles über Boost Mobile zu erzählen, was jetzt eine legitische, nationale 5G-Netzwerk ist.

Hey friends, it's Jarabear here, and I'm here to tell you all about Boost Mobile, which is now a legit nationwide 5G network.

Friends, it's JerBear, and you know that I'm obviously a bit of the romantic type, and Valentine's Day is coming up. And for me, there's only one place that I trust, 1-800-Flowers.com. Every year, I order stunning, high-quality bouquets from 1-800-Flowers that my wife absolutely loves.

And this year, I'm partnering with 1-800-Flowers to make sure you're a Valentine's hero with an exclusive offer for my listeners. Double the roses for free. When you buy one dozen, they'll double your bouquet to two dozen roses. It's the perfect way to say I love you without breaking the bank. Trust me, 1-800-Flowers always delivers.

In the Levitard Studios, we received a beautiful arrangement of long-stem red roses accompanied in an hourglass red vase. They're timeless, luxurious, and romantic. A must-have this Valentine's Day. And seeing and smelling the freshness of that bouquet as I walk into work every day has me prepared for any hate that Dan may throw my way.

To claim your Double Your Roses offer, go to 1-800-Flowers.com slash Dan. That's 1-800-Flowers.com. Slash Dan.

Friends, it's JerBear, and you know that I'm obviously a bit of the romantic type, and Valentine's Day is coming up. And for me, there's only one place that I trust, 1-800-Flowers.com. Every year, I order stunning, high-quality bouquets from 1-800-Flowers that my wife absolutely loves.

And this year, I'm partnering with 1-800-Flowers to make sure you're a Valentine's hero with an exclusive offer for my listeners. Double the roses for free. When you buy one dozen, they'll double your bouquet to two dozen roses. It's the perfect way to say I love you without breaking the bank. Trust me, 1-800-Flowers always delivers.

In the Levitard Studios, we received a beautiful arrangement of long stem red roses accompanied in an hourglass red vase. They're timeless, luxurious, and romantic. A must-have this Valentine's Day. And seeing and smelling the freshness of that bouquet as I walk into work every day has me prepared for any hate that Dan may throw my way.

To claim your Double Your Roses offer, go to 1-800-Flowers.com slash Dan. That's 1-800-Flowers.com.

slash dan hey friends it's jare bear here and i'm here to tell you all about boost mobile which is now a legit nationwide 5g network so i must take a break from the jokes here for a second and put on my serious voice because i would never ever joke about a 5g network that has invested billions building 5g towers across the country

Because the first time I put on a pair, I knew my underwear drawer would just simply never be the same. Tommy John just recently sent some of their product to those of us in the shipping container, and this is my first time wearing Tommy John underwear. I was really blown away by the comfort, by the stretch that was available within the design, by the texture.

There's a genuine comfort, and I can tell that they put in effort to make sure, specifically in our case with men, that we would feel comfortable. Honestly, Tommy John's changed the game for me. I know it's going to be a good day now when I walk out the door and I've got Tommy John on. No distractions, no adjusting, just all-day confidence.

If you haven't tried Tommy John yet, I personally think you're missing out. These are the MVP of your underwear drawer with up to four times more stretch than other brands, something I definitely appreciate. Double down on comfort with Tommy John and get 25% off your first order right now at TommyJohn.com slash Dan with promo code Dan. Save 25% at TommyJohn.com slash Dan.

One of the fastest humans I've ever seen.

I take back everything I said. I've never seen Mina that confident in my life.

It was incredible. She didn't choke, actually.

Really crazy how that changed, huh?

Javi Sanoja happened, Dan. Javier Sanoja, Tony. You haven't heard of Javier Sanoja?

Got a bad case of Declan Cronin.

If you're diagnosed with Lake Bakker disease, you're prescribed with Cal Quantrill. Oh, wow. It's unfortunate.

Either that or let the big dog eat. Oh, yeah. Okay. I'm sorry I can't make it. I have Tinoco. I'm sorry.

Hopefully for the Lakers, next game Rudy Gobert will be out with a case of Veneziano.

There's notary packages on floridanotaryservice.com starting at $94, Chris. Buy one. Oh, really?

That's a deal.

Florida is one of 21 states that requires a course to become a notary. But 26 of them require you to pass an exam. So you actually have the easier way here. There's only, I think, what, three that don't require anything?

What color official notary seal stamp would you like? They have black, they have yellow, they have orange, they have purple, pink, blue, and red. Blue. Okay. I'll select that and move forward for you.

Hey friends, it's Jarabear here, and I'm here to tell you all about Boost Mobile, which is now a legit nationwide 5G network.

Guys, I want to talk to you about something that I don't think we think about enough on a daily basis. And that's comfort, specifically when it comes to underwear. Because let's be real, when it's not right, you're going to feel it all day. And that's why I want to tell all of you about Tommy John.

Hey Freunde, es ist Jarabear hier und ich bin hier, um euch alles über Boost Mobile zu erzählen, was jetzt eine legitische, nationale 5G-Netzwerk ist.

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Hey friends, it's Jarabear here, and I'm here to tell you all about Boost Mobile, which is now a legit nationwide 5G network.

Hey friends, it's JerBear here, and I'm here to tell you all about Boost Mobile, which is now a legit nationwide 5G network. So I must take a break from the jokes here for a second and put on my serious voice.

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Hey friends, it's Jarabear here, and I'm here to tell you all about Boost Mobile, which is now a legit nationwide 5G network.

Hey Freunde, es ist Jarabear hier und ich bin hier, um euch alles über Boost Mobile zu erzählen, was jetzt ein legit nationwidees 5G-Netzwerk ist.

Football season is here, and there is absolutely nothing better than game day. But it can be a little bit stressful. You're placing bets, you're setting fantasy lineups, you're figuring out the most comfortable position to sit on your couch for the next 12 hours. No one has time to think about this part. Cooking. Well, thanks to DoorDash, you don't have to worry about that.

DoorDash is the best place to order all your game day favorites. Chicken wings, nachos, burgers, dogs, hey, maybe even a little chips and guac, something like that. Get a little salsa in there. It can all be delivered with DoorDash. So this football season, don't stress about the cooking. Kick back and enjoy game day thanks to DoorDash. DoorDash, your door to more.

Hey friends, it's Jarabear here, and I'm here to tell you all about Boost Mobile, which is now a legit nationwide 5G network.

Download the DoorDash app now to order your game day favorites.

Hey friends, it's JerBear here, and I'm here to tell you all about Boost Mobile, which is now a legit nationwide 5G network.

I am crying because of the fact... You look exactly like Doug Bunny.

And he married Patty. Congratulations.

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Pablo, what the f***?

This is crazy.

Cuervo.

The tequila that invented tequila. Proximo. Cuervo.com. Please drink responsibly. Cuervo.

Hey Freunde, es ist Jarabear hier und ich bin hier, um euch alles über Boost Mobile zu erzählen, was jetzt eine legitische, nationale 5G-Netzwerk ist. Also muss ich hier einen Moment von den Lachen nehmen und meinen seriösen Geräusch aufnehmen.