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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Minnesota (feat. Carl E. Douglas)

26 Jan 2026

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Chapter 1: What recent events sparked protests in Minneapolis?

0.031 - 4.101 Carl E. Douglas

This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.

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7.996 - 24.834 Dan Le Batard

Put it on the poll, please, at Levitard Show. If you were watching football for the first time yesterday, do you think that you would say those four teams were playing the same sport? That those two games were the same sport? I had that weird thought yesterday, absent context.

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24.894 - 42.771 Dan Le Batard

If you didn't know what jogging and marathoning was, because the Miami Marathon sort of shut down all of Miami Sunday morning where you couldn't get anywhere. because you had thousands of people who have flown in from all over running down the street. And if you didn't know what marathons were, you'd just think that a bunch of people were being chased by something giant.

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43.712 - 62.168 Dan Le Batard

You know, it starts off with the Kenyans are in front of everybody and then the incredibly fit, obsessive people. And then it's, you know, a guy dressed as Batman is running through the streets. But you would be confused by the, I couldn't walk my dog across Ocean Drive because you couldn't get across the street

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62.148 - 73.067 Dan Le Batard

at any point with a patch of opening between the sheer number of people who were running through our city and one of the few places in the United States that you could run yesterday, given the weather.

73.087 - 77.154 Unknown

It's a beautiful marathon. My wife did it a couple of years ago. She did the half, not the full.

Chapter 2: How does the Trump Administration frame the protests and violence?

77.495 - 83.565 Unknown

But she told me once you get down to MacArthur, it's basically a straight shot where you're in the water and you're on the beach and it's awesome. But yeah, I would never do that.

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83.545 - 101.548 Dan Le Batard

At Levitard Show as well, put this on the poll. These are the five I'm nominating on football movies. You tell me if I'm missing. You guys want to put Varsity Blues in the program in here. I think the five best we've got are Friday Night Lights, Remember the Titans, Jerry Maguire, North Dallas 40, and the original Longest Yard.

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101.568 - 103.41 Stugotz

You're counting Jerry Maguire? I object to that.

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103.39 - 107.014 Dan Le Batard

How are you objecting to that? It's not a football movie. What do you mean it's not?

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107.034 - 108.275 Stugotz

Is Last Boy Scout a football movie?

108.295 - 115.662 Dan Le Batard

When there was somebody on the field breaking through on a touchdown, shooting people with a gun they pulled from their pants? No, that's not a football movie.

Chapter 3: What is the role of ICE and Customs and Border Protection in these incidents?

115.682 - 133.06 Dan Le Batard

Is radio a football movie? That's offensive by you. Is it a football movie? That is Cuba Gooding Jr. just trying to win an Oscar and going too far. And I believe Robert Downey Jr. warned Ben Stiller about this in Tropic Thunder. You can't do what Cuba Gooding Jr. trying to win an Oscar did.

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133.04 - 142.837 Stugotz

Okay, I have a couple for you that we've left out that definitely are on that list. Not that there are better movies than Jerry Maguire. I object to Jerry Maguire being a football movie. Number one, Rudy. Rudy's a great movie. Come on.

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Chapter 4: How do personal stories shape the narrative of police violence?

143.138 - 146.143 Stugotz

What are we doing? Is it? I know we don't like Notre Dame, but Rudy's a great movie.

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146.163 - 148.888 Dan Le Batard

I don't know if Rudy's a great movie. What's the matter with you? Boring.

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148.868 - 154.453 Stugotz

Number two, and I'm sorry, I refuse to hear any kind of pushback. You know about that Sonny Weaver Jr.?

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154.893 - 163.04 Dan Le Batard

Go ahead and put Rudy on there as well. Just put those movies up there and have people pick from among them. Draft Day, Dan? Draft Day? No, you are not doing it.

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163.06 - 166.544 Stugotz

He got all his picks back. Kevin Costner in Draft Day is not a great movie.

Chapter 5: What insights does Carl Douglas provide on police training and qualifications?

166.604 - 170.047 Stugotz

Sonny Weaver got all of his picks back. Why? Because he felt like it.

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170.447 - 192.758 Dan Le Batard

You're disqualified from talking about great football movies. What a movie. Dark Knight Rises? Amin is right about you. And your questionable movie judgment. Can we get up and forgive me, audio audience, for doing this to you, but I suggest you look this up on the internet if you have not seen it. Can we put Craig Berube, the Toronto Maple Leafs coach, up on the screen?

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192.999 - 212.485 Dan Le Batard

And he says he had a weight room accident and I just don't know how he was lifting weights. I don't. I want you guys to help me. This scar looks like something out of the movie Saw. If I told you that this person was out of the movie Saw and had been tortured in the movie, I'm going to try to explain this to the audio audience, okay?

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Chapter 6: How do political narratives affect public perception of victims?

212.506 - 236.803 Dan Le Batard

There's a lot of forehead on this man. He has the tremendous cul-de-sac that makes his hair start at the top of his skull, okay? The very top of his skull, the middle of his skull is where his hair starts. And right before that hair starts, He has a parabola, an injury that runs basically from one eyebrow to the other, a rainbow of blood, a scar that seems impossible.

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237.745 - 244.096 Dan Le Batard

I don't even know what happened to him in the weight room. Do you guys have any theories? Did a weight fall on his head?

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244.156 - 245.498 Stugotz

Nothing happened in a weight room.

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245.478 - 247.501 Dan Le Batard

You think he's lying about what the injury is?

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247.821 - 253.268 Unknown

Zazz, you know about that WrestleMania 9? Oh, of course. You remember? Caesar's Palace. Yes.

Chapter 7: What are the legal challenges faced by victims of police violence?

253.428 - 260.517 Unknown

Bruce and Barbara Beefcake and Hulk Hogan. Yeah. Tag teaming. Yeah. Hulk Hogan shows up, his face all jacked up.

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260.657 - 261.558 Stugotz

Black eye, macho.

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261.618 - 262.319 Unknown

You know what they told us?

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262.72 - 263.661 Stugotz

Macho punch him in the eye.

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263.961 - 266.965 Unknown

But you know what they told us? What? A gym accident.

266.985 - 268.347 Stugotz

Oh, yeah. That was a gym accident, Dan.

268.681 - 272.43 Dan Le Batard

Okay, so what do you guys have happening here? You guys don't believe it's a gym accident.

Chapter 8: How can citizens effectively advocate for change in their communities?

272.45 - 291.011 Dan Le Batard

You believe that he's lying. Correct, because of WrestleMania 9. I thought this of Pat Riley once. I remember Pat Riley showed up for a morning press conference when he was coaching the Heat, and he had a giant, giant scar on the top of his head, and he said he got it swimming. And I'm like, that's not true. That can't be true. Something else had to have happened there.

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291.051 - 305.028 Dan Le Batard

There's no way that you would get that giant scar on your face from swimming. Okay, so you guys believe Craig Berube to be a liar here. Tell me what happened to him. Do you think that someone cut him with some sort of utensil that cuts in parabolas?

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305.229 - 306.27 Unknown

In an upside-down smile?

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306.891 - 311.477 Stugotz

I mean, I think that jigsaw got a hold of him. The Joker, maybe? And he was in one of the saw traps.

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311.497 - 330.075 Unknown

He had a key in his frontal lobe. He had to cut it open with a... This is what it would look like if Home Alone were more realistic. Listen, I'm not going to call somebody who's a liar, who happens to be seventh all-time in penalty minutes in league history. Yeah. You don't want to get on his bad side. That's right. Thank you, Roy. You want the honest answer? Skullcrusher.

331.321 - 337.889 Unknown

You ever done those, Dan? Yes, I have. Okay, well, you know when you got a real heavy skull crusher, you're like, I hope this doesn't crush my skull.

338.209 - 345.838 Dan Le Batard

And then all of a sudden... That scar doesn't really make sense, though. You guys think he's lying? That you guys are officially... I know he's lying. You know he's lying.

345.898 - 346.439 Stugotz

I know he's lying.

346.459 - 348.421 Unknown

No, you said it, not me. I'm not going to call him a liar.

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