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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: The Internal Sneeze (feat. Dr. Bless You)

14 Apr 2026

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Transcript generated automatically by AI and may contain errors.

Chapter 1: What are the new additions to Greg Cote's Top 50 Catchphrases?

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This is the Dan Levitart Show with the Stugatz Podcast.

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This episode of the Dan Levitart Show is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.

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Put it on the poll, please, Juju. Is the Pope weak on crime? Number 50, Greg Cody.

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I'm fuller than Vern Fuller. 49. Where's my click, click? 48. Hey, Butterfinger. 47. Hunt. 46. Scranton.

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Chapter 2: How did the first human likely react to witnessing a sneeze?

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45. I'm busier than a one-armed paper hanger. 44. Georgia, Georgia. 43. I'm the kind of guy that... 42. Ball on the Jack. 41. Hey, hey, we're the Monkees, baby. 40. Thank you, Billy. 39. I love him like a pet. 38.

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Chapter 3: What insights do Dan and Greg share about their trip to Downtown LA in the 90s?

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Who made her the salad? 37. We're rolling now, huh? 36. Your brain beating me. 35. Let's go States. 34. Driver of comfort is paramount. 33. Dummy up. Save up. 32. Catch as cats can. 31.

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Chapter 4: What is the significance of saying 'bless you' after someone sneezes?

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Doesn't make it right. 30. So on and so forth. That's such a bad one.

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29. Very good.

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That one's very good. 28. The Little League Theory.

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How did they get in there? 27.

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Nice hat, asshole. 26. The others, they all learn from me.

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Chapter 5: What humorous anecdotes arise from discussing sneezing?

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Don't go showering to try to please me. 24. Look at that jerk.

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I can't believe he successfully pulled off a month's long bid. 23.

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It's like a packing house in here. Should be hams hanging on hooks.

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Are these next to the two new ones? These next two are the two new ones. The Greg Cody Show featuring Greg Cody is where you get your first exclusive look at what it is the next ones are. We're about to break the top 20 here in what's been a month-long bit that Mike can't stop yawning about. Are you on 22 here, Greg? Yes. Unveil the newest one.

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22.

Chapter 6: How does the conversation shift to Italy's chances in the World Cup?

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What'd you learn? You felt pretty good about that.

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Yeah, I did. You did that one with a little bit of a flourish.

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On the Greg Cody Show podcast, there's a full extended etymology of the background on all these and what they mean, the origin, all that stuff.

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Really? Yeah. So you're writing something with them?

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It's extemporaneous, but yes. Yeah, I don't need to write it down to know. So it's a bit of an oral history.

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Yes, oral history was a good way to put it. What you learn is generally a greeting. It's like I'm walking into a room with a bunch of people I know. What'd you learn?

Chapter 7: What are the implications of the renewed shot for Italy in the World Cup?

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Right.

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I wasn't yawning, Greg. It's soundproof glass. I was literally saying, wow. Okay. Greg Cody said a couple of funny things while just sitting here muttering to himself before the show. One of the things that he said was, until I've talked about Ruben Bain It hasn't been talked about. Right. Is what he said. More interesting, though, is he said Gesundheit when somebody sneezed.

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And I want to ask you guys what you say when someone sneezes, because Cody informed me afterward. I'm like, you say Gesundheit, huh? And he's like, well, sometimes. And then he said, sometimes I say bless you.

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Chapter 8: What memorable experiences do Dan and Greg recall from their time in LA?

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Right.

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But I don't say God bless you because I don't want to be presumptuous. Doctor bless you. You know, I'm not God. Very good! I don't want to speak for God. And beyond that, all you're doing is sneezing. Why is God involved in this? Sneezing is not that big a deal. Well, do you know where it comes from when I say, bless you? Yeah, yeah, I've heard all that.

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Your soul leaves your body and someone had to quickly say, God bless you. What a dismissive wave you just gave that. Don't we have one more? We don't believe it. Are we done with the countdown? Yes, we're going to get to it in a second. I want to tease it out. It's great. You're edging me here. Well, it's time spent listening, Mike. What are you, an amateur?

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People are waiting around for this stuff, so there's a little detour. I am a radio amateur. I say bless you. Do you? Yeah. Is it worth a blessing, though? Yeah. Well, my understanding is the bless you comes from because when you sneeze, your heart skips a beat. Well, supposedly. I don't believe that.

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I don't believe that for a minute.

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Greg, would it change your mind at all if you learned that the origin of God bless you may have come from a pope back in 590 CE? Soft on crime? Immediately after sneeze to protect a person from dying, it was Pope Gregory.

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How about that? Okay. I mean, great name, bad decision by him.

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When do you choose? Do you use anything else? Is it just Gesundheit and bless you? Let's put up some options on a poll at Levitard Show.

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Say nothing is an obvious one because all you're doing is sneezing. If you're saying a heart attack, then I say God bless you because I want God to step in and save your life. If someone's having a heart attack, the only thing you're doing is saying God bless you? And I call 911 right after that.

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