Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Chapter 2: What are the challenges of managing a fantasy football league?
Has to be the weirdest question he's ever had to start an interview.
Upright. You think? But it's why we're having him on. On behalf of Red Baron Pizza, he is here as an expert. It's the reason we're having him. So answer the damn question, Spice. On the bottom. Everybody knows that.
But what do you consider the bottom? The crust or the pointy end? The crust goes on the bottom, he's saying. The pointy end. Yeah, thank you. All right, so it's settled. Cool. I'm sorry that we frustrated you with this one. I mean, that's how I would picture it, walking. Although, humans, Slender Point is at the top. We didn't discuss that.
You know what? Put it on the poll. You don't really do leg day. Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Is the bottom of the pizza the pointy end or the crust? Because I thought the crust was the bottom end of the pizza. That's how I was thinking. Do you eat it backwards? No, but I was just thinking. I get what you're saying, but I never considered it before this moment. Do you even eat pizza, Dan?
Y'all must argue all the time. It's an important conversation. It is. You got to.
I'm glad we're having it. I also wanted to talk some football with him. But before I do that, I wanted to talk a little bit about your ascent into entertainment. How did you get involved with Shaquille O'Neal? Where and when did you know that you wanted to be something in entertainment beyond being a football player? Well, this entertainment has kind of been what I've been doing my whole life.
You know, I don't have any brothers and sisters. So I always wanted to entertain people. So they always want to come back over to my house. And then by the time I turned 14, I've been this same size and height since I was 12. When I was 12, I was 290 pounds. And so I looked like a grown man. My mom took me to a little league practice and they thought I was one of the coaches.
They said, you know, just for fun, have them get on the scale. And then I was 290 at 12. So I've been... Right, right. So when I turned 14, my mom made me play football. And I've been playing football ever since. But when I retired, I felt like, man, what am I going to do now? And I just kind of gravitated towards entertainment because that's all I've been doing my whole life.
So everything all worked out. And...
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Chapter 3: How does Spice Adams view the concept of pizza walking?
His fingers are ridiculous. I'm telling you, they all look like they're getting lost. I want to ask you a handful of football questions about what you presently see happening in the league when you see Ben Roethlisberger throwing out the idea that Mike Tomlin should leave the Steelers to go coach Penn State, your alma mater.
Your alma mater is in disarray because James Franklin has left and took the recruiting class with him.
yeah um wow i didn't roethlisberger said that yeah that's it you know as as much as as i would love to see that i love terry smith i think they should just hire terry smith i mean he's played there his dad played there like he's like he's a legacy and he understands everything there is to know about penn state football he's passionate about it and he's took a team that was uh they they didn't know where they were gonna go next they were lost he took a team
that had someone take their leader from them and he got them to get to a bowl game. He got them to get that fire again. He's speaking to these kids' parents to let them know like, hey, they're still in good hands even though we fired Coach Franklin, but I'm here. So he has these players like in his corner And they love him. And he has these guys on fire right now.
So why not hire from within and hire someone who understands Penn State tradition?
So I say keep Terry Smith. Spice, you're a very famous meme where you're in the yellow jacket rubbing your hands together, you know, crooked fingers, behind the tree. When did you realize, whoa, like this is a really famous meme now?
I knew it was famous when I saw what I was looking at. I was looking at a Red Baron pizza. This Red Baron pizza. I think you've been asked this question on this story before. This is bullshit. This is his segue into promoting the pizza. I was looking at this Red Baron pizza. That's not true in any way. He's totally lying right now.
And guess what?
If y'all are into fantasy football league, y'all can get this humble pie. Y'all can get this humble pie at redbaron.com forward slash humble pie between now and December 15th. You lose in fantasy football league, you ain't got to worry about sprinting a marathon or doing all that crazy stuff. Just eat you some humble pie, man. Got the Red Bear Carolina Reaper sauce on there.
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Chapter 4: What insights does Spice share about his transition from football to entertainment?
Yes. Oh. Oh, my God. I mean, I cracked that code. Seymour and also. His name's Tony, Dan. Got by me. Thought you were talking to him.
I'm still angry about what Tony did to us there, where Zaz asked a legitimate question about the meme, and he went straight into his promotion because he knew he had a minute left before Tony had a hard out, and that woman started yelling at everyone in our audience, including Tony. Specifically me.
I was like, I didn't even say anything. What do you want me to do? She wasn't talking to him. His name is Tony.
A couple of Tonys coming up. We need to make sure that we talk to the good people at Red Baron and never let them do that again to us.
I like Red Baron, Dan. I like Red Baron a lot, actually. It's a good frozen pie.
Yeah. I don't know about that. The humble pie. The roast pepper sauce. That was good for Red Baron, though. Like, that's...
You were saying, Tony, that you like Red Baron at least in part because as it relates to pizza that's easy to make for yourself, it's extra doughy. That you've got some ā that it's not flimsy with its doughiness. You like it.
No, but sometimes at Red Baron they got the thin cut. No, I like the thick. Oh, you like the thick.
I like the thick.
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Chapter 5: How do football injuries affect player performance?
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I want to backtrack here for a second on something that we were talking about as it related to Chris Paul, because there's been some sound I've been wanting to get to since Monday that I've not been able to get to, which is since Pablo Torre ruined the Clippers. There is not a whole lot of interesting going on around the Clippers that is positive. It's mostly negative.
And we have sound here of Clippers announcers during a game, okay? They do not talk about the game. You guys tell me if you know what it is that's going on in the game. Their job is... is to talk about the action in the game.
But I think they are in this Lou Riddick chuckle fuck situation where the Pittsburgh-Miami game was so bad that they end up at the end just doing Mike Ryan's propaganda because the game wasn't close and they just had to talk about other things. And a fine thing to talk about would be the debate, the sports debate around the University of Miami.
These guys, these Clippers broadcasters, just get into some debate about some trivia question. We don't even have the trivia question. They're reacting to some previous trivia question. And they go about three minutes hardly even referencing the game at all.
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Chapter 6: How does Spice Adams feel about his viral meme?
By the way, one of the helmets or some of the helmets that you'd like, Carolina, the Giants, New England, and San Francisco are on a buy. You picked the Colts. The Colts are at the Jags. I've got the Colts at the Jags. They're a two-and-a-half-point favorite at the Jags.
I'll take it. Jags are frisky, Dan.
The Jigs. Colts favorite on the road. The money does not believe in the Jags because they continue to be underdogs in games at home, even though they've got an 8-4 record.
You know the Colts haven't won in Jacksonville since 2014? I did not know that. Do you know who the quarterbacks were? Andrew Luck and Chad Henney. I know Spiro Adidas was there for it. We have to wrap. New York Giants. That sounds bad. I think they're on a bye. Giants got a bye. Congratulations.
No one is happy for you. Here we go. Let's see what I got here.
I had a Dallas Cowboys tonight in a game where it was a live or die game on Thursday Night Football. It's a do or die game, Daniel. I don't know.
They are a three and a half point dog against Detroit. Look at their schedule, by the way. This is their last hard game. And furthermore, they have the potential to win out and not make the playoffs.
Yeah, but the thing is, if Detroit loses, I think they're on a similar path where they're out of the playoffs, too. So it's like, can Dallas win and maybe get some help to go to the playoffs? Or is Detroit going to lose and get out of the playoffs? I'm going to put that one back. Two higher stakes. A three-and-a-half-point dog at Detroit. Yeah, two higher stakes in that game.
I got him again, so it doesn't matter.
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