Hour 1: Tony's Hard Out (feat. Spice Adams)
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All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff! Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff.
Smirnoff!
Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff! Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May. Smirnoff! Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win a Lely Mays one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Me.
That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retailer. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age. Smirnoff. No purchase necessary. Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website. Coming off a losing fantasy week, that means you're one week closer to losing your league. That's stressful, which can lead to nighttime teeth grinding.
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Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all.
Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York. This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
We needed to get an expert on to talk about the question that plagued us for 24 hours from yesterday, which is, if a piece of pizza walked, would it walk? If it walked upright, not slithered across the floor on all fours, but if it walked on two legs would the crust be at the bottom or the top so we went to get Spice Adams who is here on behalf of Red Baron Pizza so that we can get some expertise on this subject and we now welcome in the former NFL player he's a comedian he's a host he's an entertainer and we ask him the question what is your vote here thank you for joining us Spice what is your vote on how a piece of pizza walks is the crust at the top or at the bottom how it walks If it had two legs.
It's a good question. We're painting an odd picture.
It is a good question for you to ask. I appreciate that you interrogate me that way. But yes, that is the question I am asking you. If it walked on ostensibly two legs like a human being.
What are the challenges of managing a fantasy football league?
Has to be the weirdest question he's ever had to start an interview.
Upright. You think? But it's why we're having him on. On behalf of Red Baron Pizza, he is here as an expert.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:01–3:50
2
What are the challenges of managing a fantasy football league?
3:50–8:18
3
How does Spice Adams view the concept of pizza walking?
8:18–13:38
4
What insights does Spice share about his transition from football to entertainment?
13:38–18:57
5
How do football injuries affect player performance?
18:57–28:00
6
How does Spice Adams feel about his viral meme?
28:00–45:15
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