Hour 2: Dying In Missouri (feat. Peter Burns)

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Danny Parkins 0:01
All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff! Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff.
Smirnoff!
Danny Parkins 0:11
Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff! Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May. Smirnoff! Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win a Lely Mays one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Me.
Danny Parkins 0:49
That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retailer. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age. Smirnoff. No purchase necessary. Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website.
Jeremy Tatche 1:18
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Jeremy Tatche 2:06
That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence. Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
Dan Le Batard 2:41
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
Peter Burns 2:48
What's up, PB? What up, boys? How are y'all? What's up, man? Good to see you. Holy shit, it's been a while. I know. We got Dan Levitard, Jonathan Zaslow here, and the rest of the crew.
Chris Cote 2:58
We've already started, whether Chris Cody knows it or not. He's not in charge around here. PB is what we're calling him. We're calling him PB.
Brian Windhorst 3:05
That's my man, PB. That's what we are.
Chris Cote 3:06
OK, I've been worried about P.B. since he had that life threatening incident in a restaurant, which sounded truly terrifying. And so before we talk, you're giggling about it. But I didn't. It seemed like I can't think of a lot of my wife was in Mexico City recently and a fishbone got caught in her throat. And it's horrifying. And it was for 15 minutes. And you're laughing about it now, Peter Burns. But I imagine that's as scared as you've ever been. And welcome, by the way, P.B.,
Peter Burns 3:34
Thank you. I mean, by the way, this is a dream come true because I got to host and fill in for you back in the day when ESPN Radio was really fun back in the day, in the Levitar days. And so it's great to get to hang out with you guys, this whole crew. Yeah, that was a weird situation.

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