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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Marty Smith Will Not Complain (feat. Lucy Rohden and Marty Smith)

02 Dec 2025

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Chapter 1: What unique experiences do Ole Miss students have during Pilates classes?

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If you're still feeling fantasy stress, try a Dentek nighttime dental guard to protect your teeth. Available at all major retailers.

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38.472 - 45.342 Dan Le Batard

All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff!

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Chapter 2: What is the story behind the fake Kiffin dog?

45.502 - 60.142 Dan Le Batard

Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff. Smirnoff! Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion.

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Chapter 3: What prank did the Ole Miss student body pull during the Turkey Trot?

60.162 - 72.296 Dan Le Batard

Smirnoff! Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May.

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72.737 - 85.352 Dan Le Batard

Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win Alaylee May's one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?

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That's right, Chris.

Chapter 4: How did Marty Smith feel about chasing Lane Kiffin?

86.949 - 104.313 Dan Le Batard

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104.333 - 105.916 Lucy Rohden

Smirnoff. No purchase necessary.

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Chapter 5: What challenges did Marty face while covering Lane Kiffin?

105.956 - 114.868 Lucy Rohden

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115.726 - 123.8 Dan Le Batard

Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.

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Chapter 6: What insights does Marty Smith share about the Ole Miss football program?

124.641 - 138.645 Lucy Rohden

Always drink your JƤgermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule.

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Never pee-pee on an electric fence.

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Chapter 7: How do fans perceive Lane Kiffin's actions and decisions?

140.808 - 152.205 Lucy Rohden

Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it.

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152.385 - 159.856 Dan Le Batard

Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.

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161.018 - 165.004 Stugatz

This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.

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169 - 180.978 Dan Le Batard

Dan, we are here at lovely Ann Arbor, Michigan for one of the greatest rivalries, not only in college football, but in college sports. Ryan Day versus Michigan.

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Chapter 8: What reflections does Marty have on the rivalry between Ole Miss and Alabama?

181.298 - 185.845 Dan Le Batard

Let's see how the game plays out. Rose isn't here, so there's no risk of pepper spray this time.

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Do you feel like it's appropriate to call this game a rivalry if only one side is winning? It's always a rivalry. No matter who's winning or losing, it's always a rivalry. Not really. It's really just, like, a little, like, a great school and then a shitter school. Like, that's kind of it. I think that's all it is to it.

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203.594 - 212.528 Marty Smith

Yeah, I mean, even though Ryan Day will have pee coming down his leg later today, it is a rivalry because, you know, like I look at all these people wearing red right now.

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I just feel like they're just like below me. It is a rivalry going back to the War of Toledo in the 1800s. So this is a long time coming. All the Hawaii State fans crying on Twitter. Oh, this game doesn't mean much anymore. Oh, blah, blah, blah. They go crazy for it. It's all they think about 364 days a year.

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And today we're gonna win for the fifth straight time, and they're gonna go home sad just like the last four years. TJ, you gotta take me through the fit today. What are we wearing? So we got Michigan pajamas on. And you're warm enough.

242.481 - 248.012 Dan Le Batard

I am so warm. I have three hoodies underneath this, some thermal pants on, so I'm really, really warm.

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This is our everyday look. So we woke up, we just woke up, you know, little makeup. We bleed base and blue. Yeah. So this is just our true spirit coming out. Are you guys a couple? Yep, we're married 10 years. 10 years. How do you make it work?

266.033 - 269.077 Dan Le Batard

Um, we, it's, it's hard.

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He literally crosses out all of my M's on my Christmas stuff. And the whole house. Yep. So are you two friends? No, I don't know. I just met this guy. Oh, okay. So what's your first impression of each other? I don't like him. He talks too much. He's wearing the wrong hat. And your impression of him? I think he's soft, just like Ohio State's defense and their coach, Ryan Day.

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