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Is this Mac Jones Diana thing working post-game? That's crazy. I don't even know what it is, what you guys are talking about there.
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He saw a dead body and alerted the cops. Which is the second strangest thing that happened to him that day because he ate 11 bananas during the game.
11?
11 bananas. That seems like too much potassium.
Do you guys think when you watch Mac Jones play in that game and see specifically the way the 49ers are all hurt and George Kittle and their wide receivers play styles that hurt the body. Mac Jones was ravaged physically in the last game and still overcame it. It was impressive to watch. He was hit pretty hard.
And he was hurt in this game, and he's still feeling it. Every time I see him in that uniform, I think back to Shanahan wanted him over Trey Lance and then got talked into Trey Lance. He always liked Mac Jones. And, I mean, Kyle Shanahan, I know he's got to do it. He's had leads in Super Bowls as an offensive coordinator and as a head coach.
I know he's got to win the big one for some people, but it's irrefutable that he is just like a tier above. What he can do with injured teams, what he can do with cast-off quarterbacks, it's unbelievable. You don't put O'Connell and McVay. I feel like it's those three. Those are the three. The results, I mean... It's hard for us to know what good coaching is.
Vrabel's also like a hell of an underdog. I'm so happy to have that back in my life. But to be able to win a game with Mac Jones as quarterback when everyone in the league wrote him off, Carson Wentz, same deal. Baker Mayfield when McVay did it before. Those guys are just a notch above. It seems like there's three or four guys in the NFL that can really, truly put any QB in. Who's the fourth?
Because I said three.
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Chapter 3: What strange experiences did Mac Jones have during his game?
Who else are we putting in there? I thought McDaniel was pacing towards there, but not anymore. Andy Reid. I'd probably throw Andy Reid in there. He did it with Alex Smith. I'll allow it. Thank you.
You guys have that as a skill, which would be a pretty great skill for any coach to have. It would be more valuable than all the other skills. Can you turn?
Sean Payton?
Yeah, he's good.
Payton's good too. So it's five. Five. But that's it. No one else is getting in. I kind of like Liam Cohen if he can turn around with Trevor Lawrence. Kind of like it.
This is our analysis of these things in this sport. There's a coach who can come over here and just make quarterbacks magical.
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Chapter 4: How did Mac Jones handle physical challenges during the game?
Andy Reid has always been that guy.
He just so happens to have the go now, but he did with Alex Smith. Donovan McNabb. Ty Detmer. Coy Detmer. Giving Michael Vick that incredible comeback. Kevin Cobb. Jeff Garcia.
I enjoyed again for the third straight Saturday driving around and listening to college football local broadcast during the afternoon. And today's or Saturday's was these two sentences put together. You'll recognize the game, I assume, from what it is that he described. The announcer yelled, what a juke by Gunner. There are some Kentucky underwear at the eight yard line.
So the visual magic of radio made it so that what I conjured in Athens was, you know, just some Kentucky underwear. But I believe he was taking some creative liberties there. The SEC, we can we've seen enough to know. That that's not special anymore?
They're the ACC with a better publicist and bigger NIL budgets. But every week you can expect, now that parity is there and certain programs aren't giving carte blanche to cheat. Yeah, I said it. You're going to see a lot more of this. But the narrative is going to remain the same.
You're going to have three lost teams still making the playoff because ESPN won't allow for us to apply context whatsoever.
Oh, but the flames have climbed high enough on James Franklin and Penn State that these last two are crushers because he's supposed to have a talented team this year. This is supposed to be the team that was the most talented of them. And we go from Oregon and overtime and there's a lot of parody to this league to, oh, no, a real college football giant? No.
never loses to the 0-4 team, whether they've fired their coach, whether it's UCLA or not. That's something that never happens in the sport. And so now Penn State gets just immediately swept out to sea. Season of grand expectations. The grandest of James Franklin's life gets swept right out to sea four games in, five games in.
But they'll be back in the top ten if they beat Ohio State. That's true. I'm not wrong. That's how this goes. If Miami loses, though, they can't come back from that. They're 23. Mm-hmm.
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