Postgame Show: Dan Gets Naked (feat. JuJu Gotti)
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What awkward moment happens at the start of the show?
Look at this guy. Oh boy! And there's Miami.
How is the placement of the... You gotta move it down a little bit.
Might want one for the belly button, too.
No, you look great. You want to give me a couple of them just so that the internet's not clogged forever? All three of them? Yes, just anything that helps me here. Oh, boy.
Oh, man. Are we live? Are we doing this? Yeah. Man, gravity is doing its thing.
How does JuJu Gotti respond to the show's previous episodes?
Is that what you think Don Bailey does on the front?
Oh, boy, he got a booty in the front, don't he?
You look like David Hasselhoff eating a burger. I think you guys should be saving all of this for air.
It's where we are. Sorry, I just had like 14 crackers. You'll see why in a second. Welcome, Juju, to the post-game show.
Not trying to look at that. Thank you. Well, what in the hell do y'all got going on down there?
Why? What's happening? Greg, you see how this is done? Greg doesn't have his headphones on, but look at this, Greg.
What are the top 5 people who should have gotten more headlines?
What do you think of what Dan's doing right now? Tremendous.
Greg Cody produced this. Thank you. It was my idea. I got to give myself credit.
Greg, there's a semi-naked Dan Levitard in the studio.
Greg, you've been pretty unusually terrible today, even by your standards. Thank you. I'm nude on the floor doing what you wouldn't do, and you don't know that you're just supposed to talk when the microphone is in front of you, and we're throwing the show to you.
Yeah. You know, I can't believe you don't think that I have any lines that I draw. Like, I'm just going to do anything. And everything? No, I'm sorry. I mean, you know, you're a better man than me. Also a bigger man.
What's your assessment of what you're looking at?
I'd rather not look at it, if I'm being perfectly honest. I mean, I'm trying to shield myself here. I got blinders on. I borrowed blinders from one of my racehorses, and I have them on so I don't have to look to my left.
Juju, you're not a Miami guy, so do you recognize what Dan is doing here?
No, but I do recognize that my boy got a booty in the front.
A lot less hair than I thought.
Borrowed blinders from one of my racehorses.
Full screen.
Good job, guys. That's how I'm punctuating the show.
You're manscaping, huh?
What humorous commentary is made about Dan's appearance?
Because I've seen you before. You've occasionally subjected yourself to this. That's all right. I shave my chest. That's what's going on here. It's a good look.
YouTube, Levitard and Friends. You want to see it? Audio experience is something that you usually are confined to. If you've always been dying to see what I look like if I were Burt Reynolds on a bearskin rug or Don Bailey Sr. on a carpet billboard, this is what it would look like. Juju, do we have any other criticisms for me today that aren't just body shaming?
Yes. Yesterday on the show, we had the illustrious edge on the show. So I had to skip my observations of what you was doing yesterday. But yesterday, your mama said, I don't want the camera on me. She shooed you away. And you talk about I override my mom. Excuse me, sir. She brought you into this world. You know what she can do? Take you right up on out of here. You did. So we got to throw Miss Laura this a little bit more respect than we do on camera. Damn right.
Okay. Fair criticism. I also called her a communist for rooting for Fernando Mendoza and was generally disrespectful. I'm sorry, Mom.
Thank you, brother.
How does the discussion shift to the topic of manscaping?
Also, I don't think that Jason Taylor is afraid of Mario Cristobal, in my opinion. I've seen that brother on the defensive line. You said Jason Taylor is afraid of Mario Cristobal. I don't think so. I think it's a mutual friendship there. Mike?
I think everybody's afraid of Mario Cristobal. That works for Mario Cristobal. Like a little tinge. Maybe not even one that you would publicly admit. But yeah, everybody's a little afraid of Mario Cristobal.
Also, yesterday's segment with Domino, oh my goodness. Chef's kiss, bruh. That was some fun TV there, bruh. But during the segment, you said that Domino is the Cuban that you thought Tony was. Come on, bruh. You can't talk to folks like that, man.
He is though. I thought Tony would be wearing wrestling tights around here being even more prodigiously Cuban than he is.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What awkward moment happens at the start of the show?
0:02–0:40
2
How does JuJu Gotti respond to the show's previous episodes?
0:40–1:15
3
What are the top 5 people who should have gotten more headlines?
1:15–2:31
4
What humorous commentary is made about Dan's appearance?
2:31–3:47
5
How does the discussion shift to the topic of manscaping?
3:47–5:26
6
What are the criticisms directed at Dan during the postgame?
5:26–8:47
7
How does the conversation address Dan's Cuban identity?
8:47–11:40
8
What polls and audience feedback are shared at the end?
11:40–12:08
Speakers
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