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Chapter 1: Why did Dan feel sluggish during the postgame recap?
I was slow today. Sluggish. If this is a post-game show where we sort of talk to reporters after the game, they ask questions on how you did and stuff, I wanted to give the team four good innings, but I gave them an inning and a third, and there were eight hits, and all of them felt like they were going to hit me in the forehead, and I was just slow. I was slow on everything.
So you have sympathy for Jazz Chisholm and DeAndre Ayton over the weekend?
No. No, I just made fun of them. I came in and I made fun of them. And I, you know, I'll leave now having, you know, made another day of content a little bit slow off of making fun of, oh, look, they're slow, but not me. I get to just forever be the critic and then go at the end of the show. But I was slow today. And I was skittish. I was skittish because we were doing too much with the mistakes.
And so I knew I was going to matriculate. I knew I was going to do something that was going to, and you can't be slow and have fear.
Chapter 2: What mistakes did Dan acknowledge about his performance?
You got to choose one of those. You can't spend a lot of time in both.
That's why I tried to broker peace talks, guys. If we're gonna be the show that messes up constantly, then you're setting the expectation. Now we gotta jump down each other's throats anytime someone misspeaks. We do live content.
This is hard.
Sometimes words get in the way. I am overthinking everything I say now. I am actually doing fewer drugs because of this.
I think you struggled with manslaughter. It's the serious ones.
Yeah, I stumbled talking about the vehicular homicide that resulted in the death of three people that involved a University of Miami player. You know, the type of place you want to overthink what you're saying. Correct, and this is why Jeremyā Do you know how much I love doing drugs on Sunday?
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Chapter 3: How do fear and slowness impact performance in sports commentary?
One of my favorite things. Yeah, this environment you've created is unacceptable, Dan. You're not letting me do the drugs. All right. Or as many. Let him do drugs.
Get the sound, please, Roy, of Jeremy earlier in the show, because when Mike says he was scared of sensitive subject matter, so too was Jeremy, because he realized he was sort of trying to make a joke around breathing on the necks of teenagers, and he got scared of the implication.
Do you like breathing hot air on the neck of teenagers? Good start. Man. I was so close to getting Dan to sound stupid that I made my worst mistake in show history. Well, it's show history. That's my worst mistake. No, you have a lot of good mistakes, though. Like the four-minute question was funny.
Chapter 4: What humorous content did Dan create despite feeling off?
Yeah. I love that one. Show that one to my wife. The one of Pablos, I think it was Pablos. The Tommy Hutton laugh was great. Oh, yeah. We should bring that back. See, that was a good one. That was a good mistake. This is just a bad one. Breathing hot neck.
but you were scared of what I'm saying, which is the subject matter. Like we're now playing scared and I'm telling you I came in slow today because the five hours I spent not at a UFC fight, we're at a funeral.
Sorry. So the reason Michael talks with his hands so much is because both of his parents are deaf.
Chapter 5: How does personal experience influence commentary on sensitive topics?
So that's why he speaks with such emotion on his face. And the advice that Grace gave was, look, find a smart man who challenges you and respects you. And one that says, eh, I don't know, when you ask him what the F he's talking about. Also, don't take any advice from us because we're just some couple that went viral.
A 30-minute podcast. Zazz, you said the correct thing. How much time do you have? How do you have four jobs and you have time to listen to- It's a podcast with Ben's ass.
I mean, who's sitting around and saying, let me listen to something with two random fans? It was such a feel-good moment.
There's not a lot of feel-good in the world.
Do you know how negative it is to me to feel like I was slower today than Ben's ass?
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