Chapter 1: What sounds did Roy find in the Zazz library?
It took Roy a minute, but he has now located the three sounds from the prodigious Zazz library of mispronunciations. Let's go with sound number one.
Shitty, you want to know what were the kids doing?
One of the greatest of all time. you want to know that is uh just to play this again this is uh this is zaz's uh description of the movie weapons do you want to know how that what were the kids doing give me another wonderful zazz sound from the library of mispronunciation it's in public i don't think stream strange for me but like oh boy The rare Mike Ryan pity instead of pouncing on you.
It doesn't happen very often. And finally, we played the other one where he got all of the results wrong and had the Packers winning a game they lost and the Bears losing a game they won. Why would you pick the Nets?
It was an inspired effort.
That is totally different, and it is from a different part of the library. Roy, I don't know where you've been the last few weeks. It's clearly not around the sound. Now play Roy, and now play Tony's sound of him messing it up.
Would you rather... See, I knew that one.
I was like, I gotta go. It's not that bad, though, compared to some of these. Compared to his?
No, this is nothing. But you quit early, though. No, it was the two seconds of you just giving up. No, no, I knew, because the moment the wather came out, I was like, oh, I'm done. I felt Mike going like this. Yeah, I was there.
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Chapter 2: What surprising results occurred in the recent UFC event?
Oh, no. Oh, that's not good. Okay, right before that, I'm sorry, I should have said it up better maybe. Right before that, Michael Bisping literally says, because they see that he looks like not well. Frail.
Chapter 3: How does gambling impact the UFC and its athletes?
And Michael Bisping is saying, I don't feel bad for any of these guys. You only have one job, that's to cut weight. And then... Dude, face plants.
For the audio audience, what you just saw is a guy during the portion of the telecast where you're doing the weigh-ins, you're standing in front of people wearing only your shorts, you're shirtless. He looks a bit sedated and not totally there. And then as he walks off the stage to just leave after making weight...
literally falls right on his face because of how unhealthy it is to cut that amount of weight in a short period of time. If you're not familiar with how they do this in terms of just like wrapping yourself in saran wrap and then jumping rope in a sauna while not drinking water.
Chewing ice in towels.
No, but not even. Not even being able to chew ice because you're trying to lose water weight
Right, but apparently they chewed in the towels because apparently it tricks your brain into thinking that you're drinking water. So by chewing it through the ice, you're not actually getting any of the water.
It's terrible. It's terrible. It's the worst thing in professional sports when it comes to any sort of training or any sort of getting ready for either a game, a match, whatever it is that you're going to do. Nothing is worse than cutting weight. And a lot of these guys, Alex Pineda famously, who walks around at 235 pounds, would have to cut down to $1.85.
But why do they do this? I mean, isn't it like cheating? Because they all cut the weight and then they put like 25 pounds on.
Yeah, but it's about getting down to the weight. So that you can be strong enough in the octagon to fight at 205 or a higher weight. 20 pounds heavier is an advantage. Right.
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