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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Postgame Show: The Lunch Dilemma

18 Dec 2025

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

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39.608 - 45.314 Dan Le Batard

If someone ate all the tabbouleh. Everyone's mad about everyone eating out there, Dan. Better do this quick.

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Chapter 2: What fantasy football punishment is revealed in this episode?

45.334 - 65.345 Dan Le Batard

Freaks hang around carrying luggage. He said the freaks outside. All right. You guys need to lay off of the people who eat lunch early. There's a holiday party tonight. There's going to be plenty of food tonight, too. You get fed plenty well around here. There will be food out there. You guys are wolverines, man, about the food. Eating the food. What do they get to eat before we do?

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65.445 - 68.209 Dan Le Batard

The tabbouleh's gone. It's gone.

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68.189 - 72.937 Stugotz

Frankie likes to pretend like he eats healthy, but then I see him up and around there cleaning up.

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73.157 - 78.125 Dan Le Batard

You feel like they're stealing your food? You feel like the people out there right now are stealing your food?

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78.626 - 85.678 Stugotz

They're taking the best scoops. Exactly. They're not stealing the food, but they're getting to all the good stuff before we do. And by the time we get out there, all we have is scraps.

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It's kind of scarcity mindset to me. Getting the best sauce.

89.123 - 103.102 Dan Le Batard

That's right. How did she know that you had a foot fetish? That is unbelievable that both she would see it and that you would immediately admit it. You immediately copped to it as if it was, we all learned that at the same time. We did not know that you had one of those.

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I like that she was comfortable enough with me, though, to throw it out there. You probably noticed when Amin asked her to take off their shoes.

Chapter 3: Why are co-workers upset about lunch in the office?

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You made a face. And your eyes just started straight down. That was a day of giveaway?

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113.691 - 124.888 Dan Le Batard

She travels with the crate? Or a producer travels with the crate? Mystery crate. All right, you can leave now, Jeremy. No, he gets to eat now.

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125.068 - 125.929 Stugotz

He gets to eat. We got to wait.

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126.069 - 128.092 Unknown

No, don't worry.

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128.132 - 134.378 Dan Le Batard

I brought my sad turkey sandwich. Don't worry. You can go and just get out of here. We're going to the fight together, though, right?

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Five minutes. Screaming comedy. Wow.

137.562 - 142.948 Dan Le Batard

Gefilte fish. We're going to update the polls. Did we have many polls today?

Chapter 4: How do lunch habits affect workplace dynamics?

142.988 - 145.05 Dan Le Batard

I don't remember. Today's show was a bit of a whirlwind.

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Yeah, we had three polls today, Big Dano, and some good ones.

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149.797 - 151.439 Dan Le Batard

Okay, you want to share them with us?

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151.459 - 168.865 Unknown

Oh, I mean, I'm used to doing the post-game show where I start off with top five cringiest moments in sports. I'm going to go real fast. Matter of fact, I'm going to make it four because we've got to get out of here faster. Number four, Albert Hainsworth stomping on a brother. Get him out of here. My sister Ray Gunn breakdancing in front of the world. Number three.

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Number two, Tua saying, show me the money. And number one, Josh Hart, what are you doing on the stage? Oh, my God. Good old-fashioned goose. That was A.I. Well, how's your uncle?

179.328 - 184.673 Stugotz

Hey, Brunson, he was angry, man. I've never seen Brunson angry before. No, I meant it was Allen Iverson.

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I would be angry, too. Don't do that to me.

187.555 - 194.882 Dan Le Batard

Well, so do we have the video of that? Because the Brunson, these guys are legitimate friends. They seem to be best friends.

Chapter 5: What food scarcity mindset is discussed among the hosts?

194.962 - 202.289 Dan Le Batard

They have a podcast. Jeremy's eating. Why is he not in the penalty box? That's not a penalty. That's what happens when you kick me out.

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202.309 - 204.731 Unknown

No, the penalty box is where the penalty box is.

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204.751 - 209.335 Dan Le Batard

Carson Beck. No, he's not supposed to do that. Peep of Aqua. Kick me out.

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209.315 - 234.057 Unknown

no i kick me out what other polls do we have we also have the video you just asked no well thank you gerard pringle we'll get to thank you line of scrimmage okay here we go there we go the video you have a reason oh there it is my entire high school baseball experience in one video right here yeah wait yeah very baseball talk somebody this gives off baseball vibes it's a baseball thing oh damn all right first of all does everyone know that derrick jeter is a bad person

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It feels like four months ago. 60% of the audience said, yes, they do.

239.716 - 240.437 Dan Le Batard

You're so hungry.

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Can you wear a banana sack on YouTube? 53% of the audience says, yes. Last poll, who does his ass look most like? An undercover cop, a skateboarder, or a fidget spinner salesman? 52% of the audience said fidget spinner salesman, and those are your polls.

259.822 - 263.166 Stugotz

Thank you. Soda drinker. Tabouli on three.

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