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Chapter 1: What unusual gift did Dan receive from a fan?
We'll get to Juju's polls. We'll get to his top five favorite athletes. We'll get to see what he has to say about our Inside the NBA conversation in a second. But Juju and the group, I'd like to ask you guys a question, okay? Every once in a while, we get mailed stuff here from fans who think we might want stuff.
And my question to you is, once this is mailed to me, what am I supposed to do exactly with this that's been sent, to us, which is a really giant photograph of Drewski. A fan has sent this. I don't know what to do with this, though. Where do you have me putting this now that it has been sent to us by a fan? You think I'm going to put it in my bedroom?
What am I going to do with this now that it's been sent to me?
I'm sure there's a garbage can somewhere around.
Okay, but that's not very nice. That's not a nice thing to do, Roy.
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Chapter 2: What advice does Roy give about handling fan mail?
That's a gift from a fan. I'm sure there's a garbage can somewhere.
Oh, you can say thank you before you toss it. You've already given the fan way more love than he would have expected she or they sending it to you by giving it this platform.
I'm genuinely asking, Juju, do you have a suggestion for me on what it is that I should be doing here?
Yes, sir. Like David said, you already done gave my boy the shout-out of a century. Now, let's make some money with it. Fans of the show, listeners, we're going to auction that bad boy off by the end of the week, and I'm going to come up with a contest that helps increase our March Madness contest.
Okay, so I don't get to keep it? We're going to give it away? So a gift for me is now being sold? That's too bad that I don't get to keep it, although I handled it more gently than Roy, who dismisses our fans by just saying, thank you for your gift. I'm going to throw it immediately in the trash. Top five athletes.
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Chapter 3: What are JuJu's top five favorite athletes?
These are your favorite athletes or favorite athletes of all time, favorite athletes right now. What is this list, Juju?
Yes, sir. Top five right now because Friday's show, when you weren't here, they made a big show of how cool they were. Oh, I'm too cool to have a favorite player. I'm 28 years old. I smoke cigar. Like, no, my imagination has not ran away from me. I still have favorite players, so I want to celebrate them. Starting with the OLI, Justin Jettas Jefferson. Just a great guy, man.
He's just a great example and a winner, soon. Other OLI, Ernest Jones IV. Waycross, Georgia, stand up. I'm from a small town called Waycross, Georgia. He's the third person to make it out of there, so of course I wanted to see Hoxton win. And last OLI, Lamar Jackson. If you're African-American, he's in your eyes no matter what.
He was number two on your list of athletes you trust the least in all of sports. He was number two. Different game, Dano. Totally different game. Yep. Number five.
Yep. Number five, Tiffany Hayes. Come on, man. Trista.
Push shot.
Push shot, Tiffany Hayes. Her shot is amazing, though. It's beautiful. It goes in.
It's low. Starts from the hip. Number four.
And it's beautiful. Number four, Jamar Chase. Come on, man. I love watching Jamar, man.
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Chapter 4: What insights does JuJu share about the Oscars?
He's so fire. Jamar's just cool. I don't know what he got going on off the field, but it ain't my business. Number three, Anthony Edwards. What's understood ain't got to be explained, man. He got some off-the-court stuff, too. I don't know nothing. I didn't talk to anybody. I don't know anything. Number two, my boy, Jalen Brown, man.
Ooh, that's high up on the list. I don't think a lot of people have Jalen Brown that high on their list. Exactly.
Jalen Brown was in high school, and he was working out with us at Heat Gym in Atlanta. You dig? So he been my, come on, bro. How can I not? My boy done actually did it. Did what he said he was going to do and more. Come on, salute to Josh.
Chapter 5: Why was JuJu disappointed with the movie Marty Supreme?
I mean, salute to Jalen. And number one, I just spilled the beans, Joshua Allen I. Number one on your list of athletes you trust the least. That's Roy's pick. I don't trust any of my friends, but he's my favorite.
Do you have any Oscars thoughts for us off of last night, Juju?
Ah, man. First off, peace to Diane Warren, man. She got nominated 17 times and then lost all 17, man. Peace to my sister, bro. You at least doing it. You making it to the big show. You're good enough to be there. Also, peace to my sister, Misty Copeland. She just had a hip replacement surgery in December and came out and did the ballet with the center's number that came out. So, shh. I love that.
I also am. I'm not like, I mean, I wasn't hoping that Marty Supreme didn't win, but I watched Marty Supreme over the weekend. I was like, this is the wrong Marty Supreme I watched. I watched the wrong one. So I'm still waiting to watch the right Marty Supreme that's getting all the accolades you did. But overall, it was a great night. Come on.
So you didn't like Marty Supreme. You heard a lot of things about why it was nominated and you didn't understand when you were watching the movie.
bruh i thought i was gonna watch at any second i thought interstellar 2 was about to break out of the ping pong table and then all this was gonna make sense but i just saw a god being an to everyone and keep winning And then, spoiler alert, the movie goes off. So it's like, yes, salute to assholes everywhere, but not Oscar worthy.
We're going to update the polls here in a second. What were your thoughts on the Inside the NBA conversation we were having for too long today, Juju?
Yes, sir. I got to keep the same energy, man. I love inside the NBA. But for the same reason I didn't enjoy Pluribus or maybe Marty Supreme now, I don't want to see folks complain, bro. Like, I don't want to give my time, my free time to watching someone complain over and over. It's like when you got something very exciting to tell your wife or your partner, you tell her and she's like,
Oh, that's cool. He's like, wait a minute. You just robbed me of my joy. And so that's what Charles Barkley and them doing, bro. I just watched his fight game. And y'all up here poo-pooing it? Come on, man. Blake Griffin, my boy Steve Nash doing breakdances in front of Taylor Rooks these days. I'd rather watch that, bro, than that.
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Chapter 6: How does JuJu feel about the Inside the NBA conversation?
Yeah, yeah, for sure. Especially Marty Supreme. I saw Supreme. I saw my boy Chris had a Marty Supreme hoodie. I saw my boy Jeremy dressed like Marty yesterday. I heard nothing but glowing reviews. So I'm like, okay, I'm watching it. Let's see it. Let's go. And I was thoroughly let down.
To your point, if I had watched it on my own, I'd probably be like, oh, that's a cool little ping pong movie, bro. Like, I get it. But I was robbed of that. But you didn't like one battle after another either, right? No, no, no, no, no. I like one. Oh, I love one battle after another for sure. I thought that was it kept growing. I watched it into the movie in the movie theater.
And by the time they got to the rolling hills, spoiler alert, I was all in. So I think it was pretty cool. Finally found the guy who hates Keanu Reeves.
Who doesn't like Keanu Reeves? I've always hated him. There's an odd admission.
Damn. I just didn't like his movies before that. Let's have the stat of the day, please.
Start of the day. Start of the day. This is the start of the day. Start of the day. Start of the day. This is the start of the day. Turn it, David. Start of the day. This is the start of the day.
Roy, Mike, Trista, Chris, let's go. Stat of the day, man. Trust the process, people.
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Chapter 7: What expectations does JuJu have for movies he watches?
Joel Embiid has played 485 games in his career. And Joel Embiid has missed 485 games in his career. Back to you, Dano. That's a rough one.
Yeah, we're at the halfway point on somebody who could be really great if he played more than half of the time.
Not a Hall of Famer.
That is correct. Good analysis by you. Let's go ahead and update the polls, Juju, at Levitard Show. What do we have today?
Do you know anyone under 100 years old that refers to underwear as skivvies? 85% of the audience says no, they don't. They just don't have no class or taste, Dave. It's okay. Is anticipating staying home in the evenings the first sign of a person getting old? 92% of the audience says, yes, it is. Damn. Looking forward to tonight. I was happy yesterday. Right?
Is calling them evenings the first sign of getting old? 82% of the audience says, yes, it is. Damn it. Plan on having a great evening. Should it be in the handbook of parenting that when you give a score, the higher score comes first? 86% of the audience says yes, it should be in the handbook. And the last poll was Chris Farley funny. 91% of the audience says yes, he was.
And those are your polls should have been a hundred white people and black people.
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