The Big Suey: Are We Human Or Are We Samson? (feat. David Samson)
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Roy, you know that moment when you're out watching puck and the server comes over and asks the table, what can I get you guys? And everyone freezes up. You know what you should do? What should I do, Mike? You've got to have some confidence. Or as Jagermeister calls it, shotfidence. I love it. If everyone's struggling, take control. Just order for the whole table. A round of ice cold Jagermeister shots. Damn, that's cold. Because apparently, we've all been drinking Jägermeister wrong. Well, how should we be drinking it? We should be drinking it ice cold. At zero degrees Fahrenheit. Roy, like Jägermeister, what else is infinitely better ice cold? The sport of hockey, Mike. It's in the name. It's ice hockey. Ice hockey. Yes, regular hockey, not as great.
Not floor hockey. Ice hockey, real good. Damn right. Wherever you are, if you're hanging with friends or at the bar, call the shots. Cheers with ice cold shots of Jagermeister. Damn, that's cold. And remember to check Jagermeister out at DraftKingsXJagermeister.com. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume. Imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York. Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
Cuervo.
Cuervo.
The tequila that invented tequila. Cuervo. Do you know this one friend who just comes out of bed in the morning and then doesn't come out of his grin? Who is even in front of the first coffee, shamelessly well-groomed, and radiates the morning sun around the bed? Terrible. Disgusting. How can you just... Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App.
Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.
I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys?
I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.
It is rare, I would say, that something that happens on this show startles me. It just catches me totally off guard. And I will tell you that I have been... Just neglecting what is clearly a superstar talent in our building that I did not know was just hiding in the kitchen area and losing her wallet and getting, you know, doing basically war video photography that gets her pepper sprayed. And she just she's a very eager person. and likable person. But I had no idea that she had the voice of an angel. And so Rose was pepper sprayed. And you guys stunned me yesterday when I realized Rose, who speaks in a very thick accent, loses that accent when singing.
Bye.
Bye.
There was no need for pepper spray to be rained down on me. And I sustained a wartime left eye injury. Ohio State sucks drama, you lost, that's the deal. The video clearly shows, with my eye almost blinded, there's Harry and Lucy laughing. Baby, I can tell you that I'm pissed they hit Rose with the spray. Oh, she sounded like a goose that stepped on with heels, yeah. Even though Rose was in a doom, it's Harry and Lucy laughing.
Even though I wasn't doomed, there's Harry and Lucy laughing.
How is it possible that the same person who produced that goose sound is the person who sounds like Shakira in this song? It's impossible. Dan, I spent the majority of last night listening to this song on repeat with my wife. And I was like, because she knows Rose. She's obviously been to MMA hangouts and stuff. By the way, this weekend at Casa Tiki, 10 p.m. on Saturday. Well done. Thank you. I was like, this voice is... is transcendent. This voice is superstar folk. She sounds like Jewel at Coachella Live. She sounds incredible. I'm telling you, I was moved by that song.
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