The Big Suey: Billy's Pink Sand Paper Pastelitos
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What is the origin of tequila?
Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here? Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up. Well, I do know that to be true, but even during ad reads, like... Cuervo. I think you could lay out, especially for one of our great partners. Sweet, delicious Cuervo. Since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots.
Cuervo.
Cuervo.
How should Jägermeister be served?
Roy, you know that moment when you're out watching puck and the server comes over and asks the table, what can I get you guys? And everyone freezes up. You know what you should do? What should I do, Mike? You've got to have some confidence. Or as Jagermeister calls it, shotfidence. I love it. If everyone's struggling, take control. Just order for the whole table. A round of ice cold Jagermeister shots. Damn, that's cold. Because apparently, we've all been drinking Jagermeister wrong. Well, how should we be drinking it? We should be drinking it ice cold. At zero degrees Fahrenheit. Roy, like Jagermeister, what else is infinitely better ice cold? The sport of hockey, Mike. It's in the name. It's ice hockey. Ice hockey. Yes. Regular hockey, not as great.
Not floor hockey. Ice hockey, real good. Damn right. Wherever you are, if you're hanging with friends or at the bar, call the shots. Cheers with ice cold shots of Jagermeister. Damn, that's cold. And remember to check Jagermeister out at DraftKingsXJagermeister.com. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume. Imported by Mass Jagermeister, U.S., White Plains, New York. Shepardance!
Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.
I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys?
I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.
This episode is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.
Who is Carl Banks and why is he relevant?
So Stugatz, we'll let this go after this and we will get to Stugatz's weekend observations in a second. But Carl Banks, do any people in the shipping container know who Carl Banks is or why the name Carl Banks is an important one? Of course. Cousin of Fresh Prince Will Smith. Carl Banks is a former champion linebacker for the New York Giants. And he says, Dugat, Giannotti's take. Which one is Giannotti? Is it Gio or is it Sal?
Gio is ripping cat. Giannotti? Yeah. You think he calls himself Sal?
I don't know whether it's Sal Giannotti or Gio Giannotti.
It's a fair question, Dan. I'm with you.
Look, those New York gasbags who get manned, I've been listening to them for 30 years on that platform. They all run together. They're all named Giannotti. Carton Giannotti. Stugatz Giannotti. They're all Giannotti. Sid Giannotti. They're all felons. Pope Giannotti. They're all people whose opinions you cannot trust. And Carl Banks says of Giannotti, quote, this is genuinely pathetic. Calling a man you've never met a loser says more about you than it ever could about him. I've known Cat and his family since he was a kid. Bonafide. There's absolutely nothing about him that resembles a loser. Try being a better human instead of broadcasting this ignorant shit.
Loser.
Gio's response is, you still owe me $50 from an appearance I made in Pittsburgh.
That a boy.
That is sports radio. In 2010, Gio says you owe me $50 from an appearance I made 15 years ago. Better come back. That one or Greg Doyle, you can read about it tomorrow.
What happened to Billy's pastelitos?
Forgive me, I got it wrong. It was $500, not $50.
I'd say $50 is cheap.
2010.
Nice now. Carl Banks was paying pretty well, I would say. I don't know why he would be. Why would Banks be paying?
Did he run a radio station? I don't know.
I don't know why Gio is accusing Banks of owing him $500. Perhaps he thinks his last name is literal on Banks. Uncle Phil had a lot of money, man. He lived a nice life in Bel Air. Thank you, Amin. Please keep that joke going all show. I think it's a winner. The thing that's happening in the kitchen right now.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the origin of tequila?
0:01–0:36
2
How should Jägermeister be served?
0:36–2:22
3
Who is Carl Banks and why is he relevant?
2:22–4:06
4
What happened to Billy's pastelitos?
4:06–5:04
5
How do cultural impressions influence food choices?
5:04–8:04
6
What is the significance of Monday diets?
8:04–9:11
7
What are the reactions to Billy's act of kindness?
9:11–44:27
Speakers
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