The Big Suey: Buster Olney Looks Like… (feat. Tim Kurkjian)
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What is the origin story of Cuervo Tequila mentioned in the podcast?
Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here? Cuervo.
Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Cuervo.
The tequila that invented tequila. Proximo. Cuervo.com. Please drink responsibly.
Who are the main hosts and guests featured in this episode?
Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar. I am very excited right now. Wow. And the audience is about to be very excited as well. Before we unveil this exciting thing, I would say one of the most exciting things that ever happens around here. I will tell you a story I have not told before, which is in negotiations with ESPN, when we were wrestling them over who gets to own what sounds, ESPN won 10%. Only one time.
We got the entire rest of our library, but there was only one sound they wouldn't let us have.
You won all the sounds. We won.
Sound champion. We won all the sounds in negotiations. But the sound that ESPN wanted to keep, that we could not have, we have just had to pay a lot of money to play for you now because they have the rights to the sound.
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
It's been a nightmare trying to get a music sound to pay for rights to things.
That's valuable, man.
Right? I mean, they kept it. They're building their entire network around it. That's why they wouldn't give it to us. Tim Kirkshin on loan right now, only because Mike McQuaid's in charge now. God bless him.
I would say Tim Kirchhen is probably at the top gold medalist in terms of guests that our fans love the most. I would say it's Kirchhen, Stan Van Gundy, and Ron McGill. I mean, this is an exciting day, Dan. We're talking baseball with Timmy Kirchhen.
So we'll put him immediately in an awkward spot by asking him, does Buster Olney look like the...
I haven't even started yet. I know, but Buster grew up on a farm and he was telling me about milking cows the other day. Every time I think about that, I have to laugh.
Because you're imagining him doing it in his suit?
No, because we got in a discussion about milking a cow, and I told him I'd milked one cow in my entire life. It was a disaster at Ferguson Farm when my daughter was in the fifth grade, and I said he, meaning the cow, was not interested in giving up a lot of milk. to which Buster started to scream at me. Guy grew up on a dairy farm. I didn't even know that it was only the females that give milk. Did you guys know that? Of course we did. Male cows are bulls.
You were the cow at a moment. I didn't know that.
Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Did you know that it was only the female cows who give milk? I'd like to hear more here, but Buster Olney looks like the... He's thinking about the cow.
I was just thinking about Jeff Van Gundy, too. God, he's so funny. Queen of hearts. Jeff Van Gundy. What was the first one I ever heard? Jeff Van Gundy looks like the queen of hearts. The medical examiner who does an autopsy while eating a ham sandwich. He remembers.
Well, he remembers a lot of them. People walk up.
Wasn't he in the cold commercial, too?
We had one of those.
He gets them all the time just walking around. People repeat that. Didn't somebody repeat it to you at the White House?
Yes. Yes. A Secret Service agent. I walked by him at the White House. This was years ago. He didn't say hello. He just acknowledged my presence and said, Andy Reid looks like and kind of had an ellipsis after that. And then I walked away and he said, don't mind if I do. That was the Secret Service agent. Agent! Fellas, I'm not making this up. Every day of my life, every day, somebody comes up to me and says something about the stupid levitard show looks like. Yesterday, a guy, like, tackled me at the grocery store and just said, Adam Silver looks like the lone french fry in a bag of onion rings. And then he just, like, kept on walking. That's how you do it. This is what your show has done to my life.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What is the origin story of Cuervo Tequila mentioned in the podcast?
0:01–0:38
2
Who are the main hosts and guests featured in this episode?
0:38–7:16
3
What is the 'Looks Like' game and how is Buster Olney involved?
7:16–42:00
4
How does Tim Kurkjian describe his podcast experience with his son?
42:00–42:44
Speakers
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