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The Big Suey: Capturing The Real Moments (feat. Tony Reali)
Mon, 14 Apr
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Chapter 1: What is the significance of 'shotfidence' when ordering?
Roy, you know that moment when you're out watching puck and the server comes over and asks the table, what can I get you guys? And everyone freezes up. You know what you should do? What should I do, Mike? You've got to have some confidence. Or as Jagermeister calls it, shotfidence. I love it. If everyone's struggling, take control. Just order for the whole table.
A round of ice cold Jagermeister shots. Damn, that's cold. Because apparently, we've all been drinking Jägermeister wrong. Well, how should we be drinking it? We should be drinking it ice cold. At zero degrees Fahrenheit. Roy, like Jägermeister, what else is infinitely better ice cold? The sport of hockey, Mike. It's in the name. It's ice hockey. Ice hockey. Yes, regular hockey, not as great.
Not floor hockey. Ice hockey, real good. Damn right. Wherever you are, if you're hanging with friends or at the bar, call the shots. Cheers with ice cold shots of Jagermeister. Damn, that's cold. And remember to check Jagermeister out at DraftKingsXJagermeister.com.
Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume. Imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York. Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here? Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Cuervo. Cuervo.
Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys?
I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.
There were a handful of interesting things from basketball yesterday, very quietly and surprisingly, given that I'm going to say four or five years ago, nobody in Miami with the Heat or otherwise wanted Chris Paul. And Chris Paul yesterday, at the age of 39 years old, finished playing all 82 games in a regular season when we all thought that he was done three, four, five years ago.
A testament to all of the science and difference
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Chapter 2: How should we drink Jägermeister for the best experience?
The Knicks are in trouble. I'll let you be the second.
The Knicks are in trouble because they're 0-8 against the Cavs and Celtics this season. And those are the two teams they've got to be better than, and they're not better than either one of those teams. And that's why they're in trouble. That's a good Knicks team. That Knicks team is one of the best eight, seven or eight teams in the league. It's a good team, but 0-8 against the Celtics and Cavs.
Take it or leave it, Tony. You want to be the second? You cannot be the first.
The playoffs started. The lineups are set. Everything is set. I'm the first one to say it. Knicks are in trouble.
You're the second. That's all I'm going to give you. The Knicks also finish 0-10 against the top three teams in the league because they lost both times to OKC. And Jaime Jaquez scored 41 points. Well, let's talk about that one for a second. Hold on. Pull out that box score for a second.
This last Sunday of the NBA season is the greatest day. Pat Connaughton, 43 points. Landry Schammett, 29 points. It is just, oh my God.
I think I've got better for you. I want to look this up. You guys help me because I have not looked it up, okay? The last day of the regular season is wonderful because the Miami Heat can conclude the worst season in recent memory by losing at the buzzer to a 19-year-old bub. That is, I'm going to guess...
The first time that a game winner has ever been hit by a 19-year-old, although Kobe may have done it. I'm just guessing there. And the reason I'm going to guess there is because it's the first time a 19-year-old has ever been allowed to take the game winner. That's not something that we do in that sport.
Bub Carrington, let's look at that box score because we're going off into the fringes of the NBA. The best stuff in the NBA yesterday was twofold. A bunch of 30-year-olds playing for a week off. Like playing as hard as they can so they could get, I don't want to do any playing games.
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Chapter 3: What happened to Chris Paul in the NBA this season?
You held his hand with guilt, remorse, sweat, compassion. So I had that come to God moment right there. Like, I was having fun. I was playing. I was...
enjoying the give and take with referees they were not enjoying it as much and then a fluke accident happens and now you get this moment where it's just like did you do that on purpose of course not but here i am and that changed everything for me this is a long way to tell you now that i'm a parent at games i'm the exact opposite of that i mean it's all enjoyment for me i love it there's nothing in the world like it i love talking to the other
parents and seeing how they're navigating it. And now it strikes me that this is a conversation that I want to have going forward. I want to form for
the parents of the young athletes as we all watch our kids play the emotions that come with it because you can ask any parent and it's more stressful for them i love the shots at the olympics where they are now tracking the beats per minute of the parents watching their child compete in their event that's an amazing thing i love that i have to do a show on this i'm gonna i'm gonna have a space for this and i do think i have a core belief here i was telling
My daughter this yesterday when we came back from a game, you know, parents at games, you're going to be stressed. You're going to want your kids to succeed. You're going to be nervous. You're going to be all these things. The real thread here that I want to underline for parents is it's not that game that's the thing. You're going to forget that game. You're going to forget who won or lost.
Your child is definitely going to forget that game and who won or lost. It's that game. 90-minute car ride to and from wherever you're going for that game. That's when parenting happens. That's when the connection with your child happens. So I want to have those conversations with parents because that ride to the game, that ride from the game, that's
what you remember those moments yeah give me some points for that i'm gonna that it's exactly what will get you points on around the horn just do something syrupy and schmaltzy that america can just eat up it's just all sugar and by the way tony i mean i get it you know watching the kids play it's more of a cathartic experience it reminds you of when your dad your parents would watch you play and all that good stuff but
Deep down inside, when you know that ref shouldn't have made that call, it was the other ref's call and then he made that call.
That's not their call. Or how about when it is your call and the other guy calls it? It's your call. How are you not calling it? It's that guy calling it from back there from half court.
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