The Big Suey: Dan Loves Fear (feat. Lucy Rohden)
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Who is John Mulaney and has he had a jaw implant?
Mike Ryan, for a long time now, has been our expert on noticing when people who are in front of cameras are dying their hair or getting fake teeth or doing an assortment of things that are beauty related that he likes to point out. Not judgmentally, just passing along the information. Have you done anything with John Mulaney? Have you accused John Mulaney of any kind of artificial behavior? Because, Mike Ryan, I was told the other day and did not know this, had not suspected it, had not noticed it. That John Mulaney has had a jaw implant. That the internet is clucking about the fact that John Mulaney, who was, I think, plenty boyishly handsome before, has now decided to really make his face a marquee jaw implant. What's that face, Billy? What are you doing?
Learn your place, Mulaney. You're not a sex symbol. Like, enough. Wow. Are you sure he's not a sex symbol? Yeah, he's not supposed to be. Just stay in your lane. He's forcing it. Go write your jokes. Be your funny guy. Have that be your appeal. This sex symbol bullshit that he's trying to pull, get out of here, Mulaney, please. He is married to Olivia Munn. Yeah, well, he was married to someone else before. Oh, wow. I think he's had good work done. He looks good. Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Is John Mulaney a sex symbol? And also put on the poll, did you know that John Mulaney had a jaw implant? Because I'd be scared to do a jaw implant. I would be scared of things going wrong with a jaw implant. I don't know the details of what kind of cement mix they put in your face in order to do that. But I don't think that's something I would want.
There's some good work being done right now.
What's the implant you'd be least worried about going into? Hair implant? Tushy.
Really? You would not be worried about that? That's one way to say it. Just open it, stick stuff in and close it. You can cover it up.
It's been risky. Known to be risky. They do that out here all over South Florida in strange warehouses with like fix-a-flat and people get sued. That happened to Pebbles the Model. Who was someone we got on the show before. Wasn't she the surgeon? No, she... Oh, yeah, she did the procedure herself. I think Pebbles DeMotto was the one that was injecting cement into people. Yes, yes. If I remember correctly, Dr. Pebbles DeMotto.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
Who is John Mulaney and has he had a jaw implant?
2:01–4:43
2
What are the risks and stories behind buttocks injections and implants?
4:43–5:37
3
What is the story about Jay Leno's jaw and his unique vehicle?
5:37–8:35
4
What is the physics behind the cyclist laying flat on a bike?
8:35–10:38
5
Who is Robert Zadar and what is notable about his jaw?
10:38–13:15
6
What happened during the March Madness tournament and who won?
13:15–13:39
7
What are the panel's thoughts on the final March Madness game?
13:39–43:15
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