The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Dan Loves Fear (feat. Lucy Rohden)
Tue, 08 Apr 2025
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Chapter 1: Who is John Mulaney and has he had a jaw implant?
Mike Ryan, for a long time now, has been our expert on noticing when people who are in front of cameras are dying their hair or getting fake teeth or doing an assortment of things that are beauty related that he likes to point out. Not judgmentally, just passing along the information. Have you done anything with John Mulaney? Have you accused John Mulaney of any kind of artificial behavior?
Because, Mike Ryan, I was told the other day and did not know this, had not suspected it, had not noticed it. That John Mulaney has had a jaw implant. That the internet is clucking about the fact that John Mulaney, who was, I think, plenty boyishly handsome before, has now decided to really make his face a marquee jaw implant. What's that face, Billy? What are you doing?
Learn your place, Mulaney. You're not a sex symbol. Like, enough. Wow.
Are you sure he's not a sex symbol?
Yeah, he's not supposed to be. Just stay in your lane.
He's forcing it.
Go write your jokes. Be your funny guy. Have that be your appeal. This sex symbol bullshit that he's trying to pull, get out of here, Mulaney, please.
He is married to Olivia Munn.
Yeah, well, he was married to someone else before.
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Chapter 2: What are the risks and stories behind buttocks injections and implants?
I'm saying that it's someone who's good at what they do. A backyard anything is not good. Barbecues are good. No, unless you know how to barbecue.
Whose jaw, if you could have anyone's jaw throughout the course of history, whose jaw? That was my answer. You stole my answer. Yeah, we're not going to beat that. Christopher Reeve. Really? He had a good jaw. Great jaw.
It's a good jaw. You're out. Don Shula had a good jaw. Does Jay Leno go from good jaw to too much jaw?
Yeah, too much jaw. Cartoonish. How do you know that he got a new jaw? Do you see scars? There's a clear difference. The width. Mike said so.
Look at the before and after photo. That's not a natural thing that happens there.
I get the IG targeted ads. The width of it. The jaw strengtheners.
There's no disputing that he looks more like a sex symbol in the jaw. Like working out your jaw?
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Chapter 3: What is the story about Jay Leno's jaw and his unique vehicle?
You guys aren't on that algo? No. When did he turn 40? I think that you should not accuse him of that.
I believe it's known as fact. I don't believe it's something that is just whispered and rumored.
Do you think he got work done or he just got one of those balls that you put in your mouth? What? And you chew on them. Nah, come on, get your minds out of the gutter. It looks like a little... A ball gag? No, not a ball gag. It does kind of look like one with a hole in the middle. You haven't had these IG ads? Oh, you're not fat. You just have a cortisol issue.
Let me put up on the screen Jay Leno, where he was seen most recently. The last time we checked in with Jay Leno, he had fallen down a hill in a way that made him purple and swollen. Now let's check in on Jay Leno, who is just evidently riding through the streets of California in a very slow-moving tank.
There were people videotaping him, and he was apparently just looking for a parking spot in a very slow-moving tank. It has to be a little bit jarring to be on a normal civilian street, see a tank coming toward you, and then seeing only Jay Leno's head popping out of it. the tank because he's going 14 miles an hour on a street not meant for, you know, that isn't necessarily for tanks.
He was always famous for his car collections. And I think as he's gotten older, he wants to drive them. Like, why just look at them? Yeah. I love that he's driving that. It's hard to find parking.
That doesn't seem like it would be street legal. Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. You're going to give that thing a ticket? It's a tank street. How great would it be if he comes out from, like, the sushi place that he's in? He's got a parking ticket under the gun. There's just a parking ticket that's stuck to the gun.
Am I being irresponsible here in wondering out loud and irresponsibly whether or not Mulaney has had a jaw implant? Because it seems fairly obvious. I don't think this is a matter of opinion or conjecture. I think this is a fact. This is not his face filling out.
It's not the... as obvious as the Matt Rife thing, where he definitely had a jaw redone. I mean, the side-by-side, he could be doing jaw exercises. It is a thing. No, come on.
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Chapter 4: What is the physics behind the cyclist laying flat on a bike?
No, the other one. Wait till they find the villain from Tango and Cash, who, spoiler alert, gets electrocuted when Sylvester Stallone runs away from him on a wet night through some electrical wires.
Mike, he's like Jack Palance's, you know, first soldier. He's like second in charge. His muscle. Yeah. His muscle. Yeah.
So Pebbles DeMottle did not perform the surgeries. Pebbles DeMottle was like a middle person who then connected some of these models to the person performing the surgery. A broker. A broker of sorts, yes. Pebbles also, for those who are unaware, according to this article... was known as, quote, the girl who got booty. And she claimed that she's, quote, got more booty than Kardashian.
And then that's how people would go and find Pebbles. And then Pebbles went and introduced people. And then that person injected silicone. And then in this case, there was respiratory failure as a result of what was injected. And Pebbles was viewed as like an accomplice because this person gave Pebbles $200, which has been disputed.
Hers wasn't the fix-a-flat situation. No, that was a different one.
And then if you remember, we had David Ovalle of The Herald come on and tell us about certain, and we're going to get dicey here with language, certain penal surgeries that were happening in warehouses as well that had something to do, I believe, with toothpicks or something, and then that went awry as well.
So I would just advise people, I'm not here to give medical advice, but I would go to a medical professional if you're seeking
enhancements of some kind and if it's in a warehouse or a van or you know wherever it may be don't don't do that and I have since seen more photos of John Mulaney beyond just side by side that we have here and yeah there's something going on with that jaw that's not just you know working it out that is that is some bone structure that has changed the ears are still his though right no ear job there I don't think the ears I mean something might be going on with the hair too yeah his hair is different I think he just like touched it up to give it more volume kind of like a CM Punk situation
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Chapter 5: Who is Robert Zadar and what is notable about his jaw?
Put it on the poll, please, at Levitard Show. Does South Florida lead America in butt implants?
And the guy you're talking about from Tango and Cash is Robert Zadar. Yeah, that's a big jaw.
He plays the same role in every movie. I don't think he's had a lot of roles. That role.
I don't believe that he has parlayed this into great acting fortune and fame.
You guys ever see someone on the way home from a butt implant? I've seen it at the gas station. So like, they're always like in a van and they take out like the seats and they have to lay on their stomach. They can't sit down.
So what you see is like, you'll see like a van door is open and then you'll see someone that's just like laying somewhat elevated on their stomach, almost like, like a dangling spider because yeah, their butt can't touch anything after the butt surgery. So they have to lay down flat, but there's not cars that you can lay down flat on your stomach. So you, you know,
You have to resolve it, as they say here. So you take out the seats in a minivan and you lay things out and the person's laying on their belly.
Can you guys find for me, please, a video that I saw the other day of physics that I did not know was possible? There's a cyclist that ends up catching a bunch of other pedaling cyclists because of the physics of if you lay flat on your stomach on a bicycle, you will move faster than people who are pedaling if you're going downhill. You guys will find this. It'll be easy to find. You'll also die.
There is that risk. There is that risk. The speed... The video I saw, the person sped past the motorcycle that's the pace thing, like sped right past everybody who was pedaling and the vehicle that had a motor because of the aerodynamics of just going down a mountain the way Superman would on a bicycle.
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Chapter 6: What happened during the March Madness tournament and who won?
He ain't worried about stopping. No.
Nor will he be able to in any meaningful way. On your left.
He's catching the lead scooter right now.
How shitty do you feel if you're one of those cyclists working as hard as you were to pedal and this guy just speeds past you because he's figured out the physics of cycling?
This guy's an engine. He's an engine.
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Chapter 7: What are the panel's thoughts on the final March Madness game?
Lucy Rodin is going to join us here in a moment to talk about college basketball and March Madness that concludes last night. Billy, what information can we give the people about the thing that we did last night for a couple of listeners? It was fun to be able to watch.
an otherwise terrible game that wasn't very interesting until the last five minutes with some people who, well, one person who won the March Madness tournament and someone else he brought along because he felt like he'd been wronged.
I mean, we could tell him anything we want. We had our prize, one of our two-part prizes here. Will will come down and join us in studio one day, kind of check things out, meet us in person, but Last night we watched the championship game with Will. Mike joined. Jess joined. Amin joined. Samson was there. Dan was there.
We had a special guest who popped in at one point in time that David brought along, which was a treat for all of us.
Dan Ugla made an appearance out of it. Wow!
Wow! He's trying to cue our video department that has a photo of this. Is he smoking a heater? No.
Surprisingly, no. But boy, did we talk about tarp and bend. Automatic slims and tarp and bend.
He dominated those in the 2000s. It was a surprise.
We weren't expecting Dan. He seemed very confused by the entire thing. He's like, what's going on here? Are we on somewhere? We're like, no, Dan, we're just kind of hanging out here watching the game. Look at those teeth. Oh, yeah, man. He was looking great. He was glowing.
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