The Big Suey: Hold The Umbrella
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What is the origin of tequila?
Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
What does Cuervo have to do with the conversation?
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Cuervo.
Cuervo.
Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App. Welcome to the Big Suey, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.
I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there.
That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar. This episode of the Dan Levitar Show with Stu Gatz is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Chris Cody, why are you laughing? We're just obsessed with this music video back here.
The guy from Rascal Flatts and Akon have the song of the summer, and we just can't get enough of it. Yeah, so like what you heard as soon as Roy turned on his microphone. is Billy saying he looks like Jeff Daniels because he's watching the video just on mute. He wanted to experience first with no music attached, which you're not getting the full experience, pal. But I've also run 10,000 simulations, and I think this is the only way that the Florida Panthers can outdo Chaperone's Pink Pony Club. We're going up against an irresistible force, so we need to start playing this in the locker room after games.
You guys have been watching this video for the last 90 minutes obsessively. What is happening in this video? So much.
So much. Feeling so many emotions. A lot of water retention is happening in the faces primarily of guys you maybe last thought about 20 years ago. But this is outstanding. Akon, good to see you, pal. Great. Great to see you. Thank you for the contribution. A Columbia shirt over that fit is a wild choice.
Can we, without the music, just play the video in the corner of the screen without any music, without any audio? Do we have the ability? Being told we cannot do that. We can't do that? Can we just get a still of this fit? Just show the face. A lot of Pablo's producers are presently betraying him. And one of them, because he does have a lot of producers, says that the amount of times that Pablo mentioned the word Peabody on the Bill Simmons podcast was totally crazy. And that Pablo's friends assumed that he had won the Peabody. Didn't have a clue. That's what I thought. that it was just a nomination from the amount I mean he might as well have won the Peabody given how he celebrated the nomination of the Peabody it feels like I have something I want to read to you here where Marty Smith was moved enough by something to write a little bit of poetry but before I do that Billy has been demanding that the Seattle Mariners in these divisive times pick a side
Pick a side. They need to pick a side. You know what's going on with the Mariners? I have no idea. They're retiring number 51, an iconic number for the Mariners. Randy Johnson. Do you know who they're retiring?
Big unit.
Yeah. Also worn by Ichiro. So what they're doing is they're retiring the number for both of them at the same time. A double retirement. All right. Not how that works. Different days, though.
You have to spread those out.
No, you have to. No, you choose one. You're retiring one number 51. And by the way, it's Ichiro. Because if you're going to retire Randy Johnson, you retire that number before Ichiro got the number 51. Like, you've made the decision to not honor Randy Johnson and give the number to Ichiro, who was equally, if not more iconic than Randy Johnson in the history of the game. And now it's Ichiro's number. I'm sorry. You took it away from Randy Johnson. You gave it to Ichiro.
If I had to decide one, I'd go Randy Johnson.
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