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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Big Suey: ¿Sí o No? (feat. David Samson)

05 Mar 2026

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Transcript generated automatically by AI and may contain errors.

Chapter 1: What quirky habit does Dan reveal about umbrellas?

2.663 - 16.919 Unknown

Welcome to the Big Suey, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.

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17.059 - 23.446 David Sampson

I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there.

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23.667 - 37.344 Unknown

That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar. This episode of the Dan Levitard Show is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.

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37.484 - 54.159 David Sampson

It is 305 day and Domino is in the other room there getting us ready for a series of, you know, obstacle courses and challenges. And I will say that our very serious guests were laughing. I erred in not asking them. I think they were laughing at Domino's outfit.

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Chapter 2: How does David Samson justify layoffs in companies?

54.24 - 58.824 David Sampson

I'm not totally sure. They were laughing at Domino's outfit. I didn't say that.

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58.844 - 59.164 Unknown

Ring attire.

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59.144 - 79.735 David Sampson

I didn't say there was anything wrong with his outfit, but our very serious guests seem to be laughing at Domino's outfit. Domino, you're very excited. You are ready. Are we going to play any of these games with David Sampson? Are you ready to do some of this stuff, or should we hold off because the energy is burgeoning here and we should do it at the end of the segment?

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79.715 - 85.162 Unknown

Mira, the question is, is he ready? Is everybody ready? Porque yo siempre estoy cagao, yo estoy ready right now.

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85.462 - 89.727 David Sampson

All right, let's play some C.O. No. He does not have on him a C.O.

Chapter 3: What unusual food question sparks a debate?

89.767 - 101.841 David Sampson

No palette, but David, you can play from afar on remote. Let's play some C.O. No here. Go ahead and ask a question of us in honor of my father and what he made famous on ESPN's lineup for a decade.

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102.442 - 110.578 Unknown

Okay, mira, the first one in honor of Bobby. Should men be allowed to wear thong sandals? Oh, no. Strong.

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110.898 - 121.074 David Sampson

No. Oh, look. Strong no. Well, it's a strong no from all of us except for the dude that does it. Chris Cody. No, it's Chris Cody and David Sampson. Cody, explain yourself.

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Chapter 4: What are the implications of Netflix's recent deal?

121.154 - 122.657 David Sampson

Nobody wants to see those feet.

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122.677 - 134.976 Unknown

At the beach? What am I supposed to wear to the beach? Slides. I'll wear thong sandals. Thank you. It's a white guy's thing. It is a white guy thing. Super white guy thing. You guys haven't been to Hialeah because the mechanic that fixes my car does it with thong sandals.

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136.398 - 146.959 Stugotz

C. All right, yeah, David, defend yourself here. I have a flip-flop tan. When I lived in Florida, 12 months a year, 365. Now I'm in the Northeast.

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Chapter 5: How does David explain the concept of a breakup fee?

147.339 - 156.938 Stugotz

I have to put makeup on it to have that tan to remind me of being home in Florida. So yeah, I'm a flip-flop guy at all times, just not on airplanes, but everywhere else.

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156.985 - 175.38 David Sampson

Put it on the poll, please, Juju, at Levitard Show. Are you surprised that David Sampson is so white that he has a farmer's tan on his flip-flops? Go ahead, Domino. Give us a second question, please. Second one. This is pretty controversial. Should a panko piste have mayonnaise?

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175.76 - 176.201 Unknown

What?

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176.221 - 177.303 David Sampson

No!

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177.403 - 177.984 Unknown

Excuse me, what?

178.004 - 185.376 David Sampson

Panko piste is a steak sandwich. Panko piste, steak sandwich, a Cuban steak sandwich, panko piste. You can't go mayonnaise on panko piste.

Chapter 6: What insights does David provide about the entertainment industry?

185.397 - 191.567 Unknown

Many establishments do down here in South Florida. It's basically sandwich lube. See?

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191.587 - 198.1 David Sampson

Ooh. So you've got Chris Cody, Zazz, and David Sampson are the only Cs we have.

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198.12 - 199.903 Unknown

Put that shit on anything.

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199.983 - 203.548 David Sampson

I am feeling more Hispanic by the minute. I mean, you are part Cuban, Jeremy.

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203.568 - 211.46 Unknown

I'm proud of you, dude. I'm part of me. Unbutton one of your buttons. On it. For every right answer back here that we've judged you on.

211.68 - 212.141 David Sampson

You got it.

212.181 - 213.403 Unknown

What do you have underneath the shirt?

Chapter 7: How does the conversation shift to the topic of marathons?

213.683 - 214.785 Unknown

You have an undershirt on?

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214.765 - 216.848 David Sampson

Oh, you got to go new. Take the shirt off.

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216.868 - 218.41 Unknown

You got to show the head, the cherry chest.

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219.05 - 226.299 David Sampson

Zez, Howard, you're saying yes on panko? Do you have panko? Do you like panko? Of course. But mayo on it.

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226.339 - 231.506 Unknown

Dale. Se le gusta panko or something else. Hey! Whoa! Hey! Hey!

Chapter 8: What is the significance of the documentary 'Soul Power'?

231.666 - 238.294 Unknown

Hey! Hey! Hey! I remember he smashed my head with a glass bottle. Oh, that's right. That's true. It was a long standing. That's a play on.

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238.535 - 252.692 David Sampson

Okay, fair enough. Number three, Domino, what else do you have? Pata sucia. Deal breaker? Deal breaker? Huh? Pata Soucia's Dirty Bare Feet. Dirty Bare Feet is the translation. Is it a deal breaker if somebody... Let me see.

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252.712 - 266.794 Unknown

You wrote C, man. This is a controversial one. Yeah, I'm in between. I'm in between. You can't be... No, no, I'm in between. This is an absolute game. It's not very complicated. Wait, are the shoes off in the street or in the club? That's what I'm saying.

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267.415 - 286.008 Unknown

Doesn't matter. Either way, I'm out. They're in the bed. The dirty feet are in the bed. No, no, no. What? It's not the associate. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, what he's talking about is when the lady is out to have a good time and her feet get tired, does she take off the heels to go barefoot? Yeah. That's what a pata sucia is.

286.068 - 294.643 David Sampson

I'm aware of that, but once the pata sucia comes into the house, if you're dancing with her, then you've got, or him, you've got pata sucia.

294.683 - 296.185 Unknown

There's no pata sucios.

296.446 - 300.252 Dan Le Batard

This is why on the bar mitzvah circuit, we give the lady socks.

300.272 - 310.451 Unknown

It's true. Very presumptuous of Dan to say he's already pulling. We're going to the next spot. Also true, like if she's walking down Main Street, okay, right outside of the grill. Dan's mind is already like, I already sealed the deal.

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