Chapter 1: What exciting news does JuJu share about Thursday Thunder?
That's wrong. I mean, that's right. It's Thursday Thunder, and it's brought to you by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Juju, what do we got?
Yes, sir, man. I'd like to remind everyone who became a millionaire last week from last week's win on Thursday Thunder that we about to do it again tonight, baby. I got a big one coming up tonight, man. You're not going to believe me at first, But trust me, lock this in. I got six legs for you. Hey, yo, first leg, I'm going with my brother Kel, though.
Kelden Johnson, man, for six points at least. They woke that beast up last game. He realized last game.
Chapter 2: How does JuJu predict the outcomes of tonight's games?
I can do this thing with 20 plus last game. So of course my boy gonna lock in six. Next leg, Nas is like, Nas is like, Nas is like gonna get eight points at least. Nas Reed locked that in. Next leg, my second favorite player in the NBA right now. Jaden McDaniels for 10 points at least, man. Come on, we talking Scooby Snacks so far.
Next leg, Stephon Castle, or as they call him on Family Matters, Stephon Castle. 12 points at least. Come on, man. It's an elimination game. He got to get them. Next leg, Vandana. Victor Wimbyama, the alien, he going to come down from outer space and get you 13 boards. You feel me? And the last leg, man, we going with the San Antonio Spurs to close the thing out tomorrow night.
Minus 4.5 points, man. Lock all those in, and you, sir, will be a billionaire.
Good job, Juju. Juju, should they have called a foul at the end of regulation last night, Pistons and Cavaliers? How do you see it?
Man, I think it's a bad week for precedence in the NBA this week, bro. The stuff that slippery slopes are made of, you feel me? Like, I understand that the Pistons blew a nine-point lead down the stretch.
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Chapter 3: What key player performances does JuJu highlight?
I understand that they look kind of very sloppy throughout the game, but...
the law is the law man it's not your job to check the vibes tony brothers your job is to call the file call the penalty the same thing to be happening with these police in these streets bro your job ain't to check how i'm what i look like before this crime start the crime happened to me man you saw my boy tripped me what's the rule so i think that what
We're going to have to get this together because, like the elbows from Wimby, bro, if I see that you're not going to call that next game down the stretch, I'm filing you, man. I'm going for it. Are the Cavaliers going to end this now tomorrow night at home? I kind of hope they do, because at this point, that's the more interesting series moving forward.
Like, salute to Jaden Duren, but brother, you got benched the whole fourth quarter, man. I'm sorry. Get out of my face. You cost yourself. Basketball Paul look way better than Jaden Duren right now. I think they should start basketball. Paul, he got to 10 points, eight rebounds, and he ain't played till the fourth quarter. You did? Come on.
I think that the Pistons brand of basketball, it got you this far. But you're going to need something else for them Knicks next round. And I think the Cavaliers with Evan Mobley and my boy, the Afro man, Jared Allen, that's what you need to defend against Cat right now. Because New York got that look in their eyes. And I don't think the Pistons got what it takes.
What are we going to do tonight? There's no NBA tonight. There's also no NBA on Saturday, no matter what happens with tomorrow night's games. What are we doing this evening? You proved Dan right. You don't watch the playoff hockey when the Panthers aren't in it because we've got a doubleheader. I know. We've got the Canadiens and the Sabres, and then we have the Ducks and the Knights.
I'm into it. 7 o'clock and 9.30. Don't try me, all right?
You're the one that asked the question, big guy. Don't try me. Also, we got a lot of W happening right now. It's a lot of hoops tonight, baby. This is a perfect time to train your kids the right way. Look, we'll get back to the business tomorrow with the favorite players you like. But tonight, look at the W. Look how great it is. See? I told you. So lock it in tonight. For real, for real.
All right. Juju, let's do some polls. What do we got for today?
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Chapter 4: What was the controversial no-call involving Jarrett Allen?
Is James Harden anybody's favorite player?
Chapter 5: How does JuJu feel about the current state of NBA officiating?
79% of the audience says no. And last poll, if you replace SGA with Donovan Mitchell, would Donovan Mitchell be the MVP slash champion right now? 55% of the audience says yes, and those are your posts. Wow, that's good.
Excellent job, Juju.
Yes, sir. Before we get out of here, man, I'd like to remind everybody, bro, Amin Elhassan and my brother Izzy got something fire going on right now. It's the Step Back, hosted with my brother Dan. Please go check it out, bro. It's so good. It's about LeBron. Bro, lock it in. As well as Zaslo 2.0 and everybody else's properties, but I think this should be highlighted this week for sure.
Lock it in.
Thanks, Juju. Thank y'all.
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