Juju

Leave it all in, baby.

Tonight, I'm going with my brother, Jabari Smith of the Houston Rockets, for over 14 points.

You got to know it, man.

Next leg, I'm going with my brother with the best curls in the NBA, Guy Santos, for over 14 points as well.

You got to dig it.

Next leg, I'm going with Stan Van Gundy's favorite shooter of all time, Luke Kennard, for over four assists tonight, baby.

And in the last leg, I got my boy, the world saver, the hero, the gold medal man, Steph Curry, for over 23.5 points tonight.

Lock it in.

Yes, sir, man.

And to comment on that, like, the same way you guys feel about how the Masters, the goofinication of the Masters, that's how real hoopers feel about how the NBA coverage has gone over the past couple of years.

You feel me?

It's more, it's like a...

It's like people listen to the echo chamber of their specific NBA coverage, regurgitate that as law, and just run with it without necessarily trying to change the narrative.

You dig?

So I'm going to give you some narrative changers, stuff you should be talking about more than this damn 65 game rules and all that tanking stuff.

Oh, well, lie, man.

The Portland Trailblazers and Tiago Splitter have done a great job of responding to the Rico charge that Chauncey Billup put them in.

Danny Avia, most improved player of the year?

Exactly.

Free throw shooting machine, man.