The Suey Awards: Best Dismissal | Hour 2
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f we know it. We just can't say it. We can't
say it. We can't say it. Zaz, we're gonna have a show Olympics. Me, you, Matthew, Coca, all of us are gonna be competing. Don't tell me, I know. Tell everyone else. I'm don't I'm telling you. I'm in it, man. I know you're in it, but you're gonna lose telling me for
at a gas station you're gonna have a show Olympics?
Like show representation. Zaz will represent us. Tony will be representing Mystery Crate. Coca representing nothing personal. They'll all be at gas stations. They will be competing in the tire toss, the perfect pump, and the windshield wash relay. You know about that perfect pump? So we'll be doing all that on Wednesday throughout the show. There's also a free-to-play contest on the DraftKings Sports app. Compete. See who's gonna win. Who you got? Dan, who do you think is gonna win the tire toss? I'm going Coca.
Also gonna be a really fun host, y'all.
The perfect pump, uh Kirk Herbstreet alleges that he's got that, that he knows how to make babies that are male and knows how uh he I mean sleeve not compared to Zazlow.
Amateur
hour
in the Herb Street.
Street Housing. I thought of you, Zaz. Now he ironically, uh Kirk Kirbstreet was on with Bussin' with the boys, talking about making babies, and he he him and his wife have claimed to have the strategy. This is how you have a boy. I want to hear Zaz's rebuttal to this.
My wife, if I to be specific, my wife was a gymnast. So when we would get Oh when we would get done with when we were done. Yeah. She read something or something. She heard that the male sperm were faster. Yeah. She would do a hands heads hands headstand or it's handstand. She would go up on the bed and We're four for four.
Nonsense. That's not that it's amateur out in the Hershey household. It really is. You don't need to go through all of those gymnastics, if you will. My wife and I know the secret. We've we've known the secret and the secret's been passed down from generation to generation of Zazlos. That's why we've gone o over, over a hundred years without producing a female. We we know how to get it done.
Just Mary is Aslo?
No, Doggy Stop.
We're four for four.
That's how.
I don't believe that that is universal. I don't believe that that's scientific. I don't think that that's accurate. I don't I I think that you've got the science of this a little bit wrong. Do
we trust Kirk's? I mean he's four
for
four.
Yeah. Okay. Or you look at my family lineage and you know how y all your family's I didn't like that question.
I mean, you're claiming now to know that all of your you know I
know grandpas
and dads
I know how we did it. Okay. I know how we ensured we were only having boys. Maybe I knew because it was planted in me by past family members. I don't know. I know how we know. And the proof is in the button. Yeah, but you're two for two, he's four for four. You got small sample size, he's got a bigger sample size, double sample size.
No, he's got the entire lineage of Zasmos that's a hundred.
But we don't know if they're all doing it from behind. If they want to have all boys, they are.
Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Is Kirk Herbstreet right that the way to have boys is to have your uh wife do a handstand or headstand, handstand, headstand, whatever it is that he's sure? Nonsense. Uh put it uh on the poll, please, at Levitard Show.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the opening promo and sponsorship for the Dan Levatar Show?
0:00–4:23
2
How does Zaslow dismiss Kirk Herbstreit’s ‘boy‑making’ advice?
4:23–13:16
3
How can listeners vote for the Suey Awards categories like ‘Best Dismissal’?
13:16–14:06
4
What’s the story behind the Titans cutting Will Levis?
14:06–21:43
5
What surprise reaction did Michael Wilbon have to the Winnipeg goalie?
21:43–35:17
Speakers
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