Chapter 1: What happened to A-Rod's latest relationship?
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Chapter 2: Could you date someone who dated a superstar athlete?
Because all you're doing is picturing. Well, if Shaquille's seven foot, she's dangling from his Big Johnson. That's what you're picturing, right?
She's dangling from his Magic Johnson. Yeah. Yeah. Horrible. See, those are nightmares that you don't need to think about. And why do I feel like there's a Fabio story? There is. There is a guy, a caller, who called our show one time. And he was like, he found out his... ex had dated Fabio or his girlfriend had dated Fabio and quickly became his ex because he couldn't get past that thought.
It was just too much for him to deal with. You bank Fabio, huh? I think you have to laugh it off and you have to have a certain level of confidence in yourself. But I do also think it matters who it is. So A-Rod is single and it got us thinking about something else. Who's the most eligible bachelor now? Because A-Rod, not only a superstar, but he's a big-time businessman. He's on Shark Tank.
Is it A-Rod or Tom Brady now? And I got the stats. A-Rod is 50 years old with two daughters, and he's been married once. Tom Brady, 48 years old. I mean, he's the GOAT, too. He has three kids and married once. So who do you think is the most eligible dude on the market right now? I still think it's Tom Brady because he's free. I mean, have you seen him modeling in his leather pants?
Until I see A-Rod in full leather, I'm going to go Tom Brady on this one. I'm still thinking Tom Brady, but I mean, there's a market for an A-Rod out there because he has quite the resume, and we're going to get to that.
By the way, those photos side by side, those are your two most eligible men.
Yeah.
Tom Brady and A-Rod?
Points against A-Rod. Against Brady, I should say, because he's the obvious answer, I think, here. He's 48. He has three kids. One of them with, you know, two of them with one woman and one with another. He has two baby mamas. So he has two baby mamas there.
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Chapter 3: What is the 'Tarps Off' movement in MLB?
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Chapter 4: How has fan engagement changed in baseball?
But I do think this is great for baseball. And I think what I love is during that walk-off for the Cardinals, while rounding first base... gave a little, how do you do, a little wave to the shirtless fans. I think the players and the teams have to acknowledge this.
You know how the Mets, and of course I'm going to bring it back to the Mets, but you know how the Mets have acknowledged their seven-line army? They all wear orange and red. The organization has acknowledged this is a grassroots fan group that sort of took over an outfield place. The Yankees bleacher creatures. I think... if the team's embrace is like, yeah, dude, tarps off.
And even if they did promotional nights, like tarps off $5 beers or something, I think this is a way to even grow attendance more. So baseball should latch onto this, to be honest. Latched like a baby onto a nipple.
You mentioned how they're being acknowledged getting the wave. It's replacing the wave in other stadium sort of traditions. So it's cool to see. And it's not a creepy thought or question, but I feel bad for the ladies because they're not really involved in the Tom Saw situation, right? It could be.
what happens when they do that's another situation that we haven't seen yet but uh i'm wondering where this goes and how it continues to grow and then my final question based on it is you know what would it take for you to join the fun or are you past that like you know i'm not a face painting beer helmet wearing rowdy sort of fan like that so i'm not seeing me being the guy doing that but i'm not mad at anybody that is either because that makes it fun
I don't know. I would have to be four brouhaha's deep to even think about it, I would imagine. I would also have to prepare and trim my, I call them Michael Stray hairs. I'd have to trim my spider leg nipple hairs before ever attempting something like this. I don't know. What would it take for you to do it, Dickie Davis?
I think if you guys, I would just have to go with people that are equally or in less shape than I was. I'm not going with my ripped friends, but if your buddies that are in moderate shape are like, we're doing it, maybe.
Yeah, there's a weird pressure about it. I don't know. I feel like I'm a little past it. You look at me, you think I'm young and spry. I feel like I'm too... I feel like Danny Glover when it comes to this. I'm too old for this shit.
Listen, when I was in college, I painted my chest with other kids to spell out Syracuse. And we ran around with a Syracuse flag and we were acting like little drunk idiots. I was 20! I'm in my 40s now. I don't know. Maybe if I had a teenage son.
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Chapter 5: What makes A-Rod's dating resume legendary?
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