Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Hey guys, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what?
We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas.
We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it.
We're the first people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions. Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it, but you know.
Tired and sick. Tired and sick.
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Chapter 2: How does Dan Patrick view flopping in sports?
877-3DP-SHOW. Email address dp at danpatrick.com. Twitter handle at dpshow. Say good morning if you're watching this program. You can watch it all unfold with all the cameras. We've added new cameras. We have more cameras. Basically, wherever you go in this building, there is a camera except for the bathrooms.
Although Chrissy Teigen, the swimsuit model, she kept saying, you swear you don't have a camera in the bathroom? I go, I don't have one in the bathroom. That's illegal. She goes, so? I go, I do not have a camera in the bathroom. I mean... Todd's creepy, but not that creepy.
No, we have to draw a line somewhere.
Yes, we do. But, yeah, cameras all around, and you can explore the man cave. Our director, the eyes and ears of the program, Mario, is here to guide you through with all the different places. We've got the bullpen. We've got the director's room. We have the basketball court, pickleball court there as well. We have Tyler in there answering your phone calls.
We have the dogs that are in there as well, a couple of dogs, and we have me. Yes, Paulie? When people visit the man cave for the first time, they love looking at the field house, the outside area.
They love the stuff, though. They start looking on your desk and behind you and on our side, and like, whose shoes are these?
Whose surfboard is this? I think what happens is it looks larger in person. When you're watching on TV, it doesn't look as big. That's what she said. But you have the man cave, and it's an embarrassment of riches. Considering where we were with the old man cave... That was basically two, three rooms. This has got, I don't know, 12,000 square feet. Yes, Dylan.
I remember one of my first times going over to the old studio, and I think you guys had just had meat Friday, and Tyler was doing the dishes in the pedestal sink in the bathroom. The grill had to be brought outside onto the fire escape. Yeah. Yeah, we had Alan, our IT guy, who also doubled as the chef, and we were out on a fire escape whipping up meat Friday.
All right, poll question results from hour one. We will talk to the CEO of the PGA Tour, Brian Roland. He'll stop by, a few questions to ask him about. And Nate Bargatze, the comedian, his movie Breadwinner comes out today in, I believe, theaters around the country.
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Chapter 3: What challenges does the PGA Tour face today?
All right, what do you have? What's worse, being underdressed or overdressed? 78% of the public say being underdressed is worse. Okay. And what is your reaction after game six last night in San Antonio? Now I think the Spurs are going to win. I always had the Spurs winning, or now I think the Thunder are going to win, or I always had the Thunder.
40% always had the Thunder, so they're still believing. Well, they're still the favorites to win the title at minus 145. The Knicks at plus 210. The Spurs at plus 550. And Saturday night, Game 7, Thunder, they will be giving three and a half to the Spurs. We like to look at experience when you get this far.
No matter what the sport is, if you have somebody who's a rookie or a first-year or second-year player, that experience, well... You can't look at OKC any different than you can San Antonio this year because OKC hadn't won it last year. And we were wondering, you know, you get to those game sevens, pressure situations, trying to win a championship.
Well, they were the youngest team in the NBA, and they ended up playing well. SGA played well in the Game 7 against Joker and the Nuggets. He had 35. Game 7 in the finals against the Pacers, he had 29 and 12 assists. Did not play well. He hasn't played well in their losses. He's played really well in their victories.
Victor Wendanyama has played well in San Antonio's victories and not so well when they've lost. Is there a direct correlation? Yes. As SGA goes, OKC goes. As Wemby goes, so do the San Antonio Spurs. Can you be as aggressive? They were more aggressive than I'm seeing them, but SGA only had three free throws. And that's where I wondered, was it a market correction?
Was there something where consciously, subconsciously, this topic comes up with the officials, with the NBA? I don't know that, but it did feel like there was more play on moments last night. And this is what I want to see. If you get fouled, call the foul. But if you're hunting fouls, then I'm going to really be tough on you, and I'm going to say, play on.
But if it's something that happens in the course of a game that is in the flow of a game, then call it. I have no problem with that. But I also wonder, does SGA care how he's being viewed? Does he consciously, subconsciously not hunt those fouls last night? Now, I would tell him, do what you've been doing.
Don't stop just because people are saying, hey, this is going to affect your legacy or however they want to frame this. Go out and play the way you play. Because in 20 years from now, if you have two titles and two MVPs, it's okay if they say, yeah, but you were hunting fouls. Yep, you're right. I want to be criticized for winning. I'm okay with that.
I remember I won a sports Emmy for studio host, and Bob Costas wasn't in the category. And I remember somebody saying, hey, you won it, but Costas wasn't in it. And I go, I don't give a bleep. I couldn't care less. Bob wasn't in the category. He wasn't doing a studio show. I couldn't care less. I just wanted to win. Yeah, Paulie. And the funny thing is, it was Bob Costas who said it to you.
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Chapter 4: How can the PGA Tour attract top talent to events?
Yeah. Awkward. Yeah. Oh, that was awkward. That was 1996, and I was up against Chris Berman, and I'm sitting at the table, so all the people at ESPN are there, and I get nominated. And it was kind of an oh-by-the-way nomination, because Chris is there, and he's telling the producers for NFL Countdown who he's going to thank when he wins the award. So I'm sitting at the table, and
And I don't say anything. And I do think Chris is going to win. And I would have no problem if he did. But he's saying, I got to thank. And he started going around telling these producers. And then at the very end, he comes back to me and he goes, and good luck to you. And the winner is Dan Patrick. Yeah. I grabbed the sports Emmy.
I walked by and said, you know, thank you to everybody at the table with ESPN who was there. And I went to Clark's, which is a bar that's a couple of blocks down there. I sat there because I was like, I can't hold this trophy at that table with Chris Berman, who is responsible for ESPN. And I was like, I am going to sit at the bar with my sports Emmy by myself for I don't know how long.
But then everybody came. That was where the after party was. And then I left soon after that. Yes, Dylan. Did you throw the Emmy up on the bar like it's a beer league softball trophy? Let's put some down. No, I did want to put it down by my feet. But then I thought if it breaks, then somebody will say, oh, yeah, he didn't even care. So I did put it on the bar.
And the bartender said, do you want me to put this behind the bar? And I said, yes, but don't let me forget it. Yes, Todd.
And you're just supposed to be the Charlotte Observer. You're not supposed to be beating him in any kind of categories.
What he did at ESPN, they should be naming a building or putting a statue up. Without Chris, there's no ESPN. And Bob Lee and Tom Meese, not. Great respect. My first sports center was with Chris, but it was such an awkward moment. I also got up one time because I thought I had won, and Bob Costas won that one. So I awkwardly went on stage.
I accepted Bob Emmy, and I remember grabbing it from Melissa Stark, and I said, here, let me have that. She goes, it's Bob's. Well, I was already moving towards the stage, so I thought I'd go up there and give a speech because I hadn't won in a long time, so I'm thanking people that had died. And I walked off the stage. I have that sports Emmy here. Bob never came back and got it, I don't think.
Yeah, Paulie? That's what's funny about it.
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Chapter 5: What impact does competition have on the PGA Tour?
Laugh like a stand-up comedian, cheer like an athlete, sing and dance like a musician, be physically or mentally healthier like a doctor or therapist, be inspired or energetic like a motivational speaker, or make people smarter like a teacher or professor? Todd, what would you like to be?
One day I hope to make people laugh on a regular basis. So do I. At a high level. I know I walked right into that. But for me, I would get most joy out of making people laugh like that.
Yeah, Paul. Maybe someday you'll have an outlet to do that. Yeah, like a platform. Like three hours to be able to make people laugh.
Or to get an opportunity to be on the grandest of stages and not bomb at comedy clubs in New York and L.A.
Yes, Dylan. I think Todd can make a decent therapist. Most therapists, you don't really want to look under their hood. No, because it becomes about him. It wouldn't be about your problems. Todd would say, yeah, but that reminds me, and then he would tell you about his problems.
I get depressed, too, and I have that whole obsessive-compulsive disorder thing. I just like you. It reminds me. I think worse than yours.
I think being a musician, that'd be pretty cool. And, you know, when you factor in when you're a comedian, you can't tell the same jokes like two years from now. You know, David Spade famously says, hey, musicians can play the same song. Springsteen can play the same songs for decades. Now he can play it differently. You know, Billy Joel can still play piano man. We didn't start the fire.
Whereas a comedian, it's like, didn't you say that like two years ago?
Yeah.
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Chapter 6: How does Brian Rolapp encourage player personalities in golf?
I have a quick question for you, Dan, and it relates to sports fandom.
You know, I'm a proud Houston sports fan, which means, you know, all the way down the line, baseball, football, basketball, which means I'm kind of stuck as a Rockets fan.
And growing up in Texas, watching the Spurs, it's always been fun to cheer for them. But I feel because of my, you know. presupposition as a Rockets fan, I can't ever really fully be a fan of the Spurs at the same time. I just feel like you can't be a genuine fan of two teams.
Do you guys ever feel, do you guys have any basketball or football teams where it's almost like you wish you could be a fan of that team, but you were kind of trapped by your fandom that you inherited or that you had early on as a kid? I think you have to have that bias build up that you just can't root for certain teams. And, you know, it's territorial. I get that.
But I was always amazed the number of fans who wanted to root for the Chicago Bulls. Even if it meant at the expense of their team. Now, I'm not talking about Phoenix Suns or the Utah Jazz or Seattle Supersonics when they would get to the NBA Finals. But I am talking about regular season when the Bulls would go to Atlanta. It would be a home game for the Bulls.
If the Bulls pick a spot, and chances are people came out to see them. And it's the only team that I truly remember where if you lost, it was okay as long as Jordan played well, you got to see him play. And I don't remember any other team, except for the Harlem Globetrotters, where you came out to see them win, have fun. Now, granted, that was scripted. But the Bulls, people were...
You were seeing a boy band. It was that important. You were seeing something you had never seen before. You had never seen somebody like Mike before, and they were great, and they were winning championships. And then you had the commercials attached to that. You've had individuals where I think people would show up to see Shohei Otani and root for Shohei Otani. But the Bulls were a dynasty.
Now, people in Detroit weren't rooting for the Bulls, that's for sure. And Boston, they weren't rooting. And L.A., they weren't. But I was always amazed the number of people who, and parents who would bring their kids out so they could see the Bulls and get Bulls gear on the road. And I don't remember another team in my lifetime covering sports where I saw that. Yes, Dylan.
Yeah, my mom, who thinks the football field is like 40 yards long, she even knows like all of the 90s Bulls players, and that is so outside of her world. And I don't know if the Chiefs fell into that category because it felt like there was a pushback of Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift. They're on all the time. Mahomes gets preferential treatment.
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Chapter 7: What is the significance of fan conduct at PGA events?
Not for reach. With Otani, they're global. They're bad for your team's chances to win the World Series. They're not bad for the sport of baseball.
And we're hearing those words. Salary cap. And then when I hear salary cap, I hear work stoppage. They tend to go hand in hand. Go back to 1994, the strike, the last time they were bringing up salary cap. Take a break. Talk to the CEO of the PGA Tour, Brian Rolap. Got a lot of things to talk to him about. And Nate Borgazzi will be in the final hour of the program. We're back after this.
Be sure to catch the live edition of the Dan Patrick Show weekdays at 9 a.m. Eastern, 6 a.m. Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app. This is Rob Parker, and I'm here with an important public service announcement. Whatever you do, do not listen to the Paulie and Tony Fusco show. Fox Sports Radio asked me to do a promo, but I'm here to do a no-mo.
As in, don't listen to this show no-mo. The host of two fools from Philly who have the dumbest takes ever in all of sports talk. And you know, if I'm saying that, they must really be bad. I have no idea why Fox Sports Radio picked this up, but I know where to put it down. In the trash can. So please, don't listen to the Paulie and Tony Fusco show. No way, no how.
Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers, and guess what? We have some big news. What's the news, Nick? Huge news.
We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it.
We just contributed to it.
We're the first people to do podcasts. Yeah, a pretty wide range of podcasts. We're starting a trend. But this one's extra special. So how did we actually come up with the name Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it, and... Well, we were thinking of originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers.
This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes.
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Chapter 8: What insights does Brian Rolapp offer about the future of golf?
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